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Fro
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Location: Rainham, Essex Drives: A3 2.0TDi Sport
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11th Apr 07 at 14:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Was only messing You have u2u...
Whittie
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Location: North Wales Drives: BMW, Corsa & Fiat
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11th Apr 07 at 14:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Not yet
Whittie
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11th Apr 07 at 14:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Learn to drive
DJMartin07
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Location: Bedford/
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11th Apr 07 at 14:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Your really learning to drive everyday, because new things happen and new roads to drive.
Whittie
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11th Apr 07 at 14:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by DJMartin07
Your really learning to drive everyday, because new things happen and new roads to drive.


I don't, I think everythings happened to me
Whittie
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quote:
Originally posted by Whittie
quote:
Originally posted by DJMartin07
Your really learning to drive everyday, because new things happen and new roads to drive.


I don't, I think everythings happened to me


I hit the back of a cow once, and it shat itself on my bonnet
J B
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Location: Hants/Wilts Drives: Audi S3
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11th Apr 07 at 14:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Whittie
quote:
Originally posted by Whittie
quote:
Originally posted by DJMartin07
Your really learning to drive everyday, because new things happen and new roads to drive.


I don't, I think everythings happened to me


I hit the back of a cow once, and it shat itself on my bonnet

You having a convo with yourself
DJMartin07
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I nearly crashed into a police car on a 60 road when he pulled out in front of me, I was shitting myself then.
Whittie
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11th Apr 07 at 15:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by DJMartin07
I nearly crashed into a police car on a 60 road when he pulled out in front of me, I was shitting myself then.


My mates mate, got banned from driving, because he was getting a bj whilst driving, and he crashed into a police car
Fro
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Location: Rainham, Essex Drives: A3 2.0TDi Sport
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11th Apr 07 at 15:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
http://www.corsasport.co.uk/board/viewthread.php?tid=322733&page=299

That is whittie at his best, whole page bar 2 i think
Whittie
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11th Apr 07 at 15:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by fro-dizzle
http://www.corsasport.co.uk/board/viewthread.php?tid=322733&page=299

That is whittie at his best, whole page bar 2 i think


I've done a page talking to myself before I THINK
Ben G
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Location: Essex
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11th Apr 07 at 15:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
how can police prove you were getting blowed whilst driving?
nathy_87
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car swerves
DJMartin07
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Defently Whittie at his best.
Whittie
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11th Apr 07 at 15:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by KROOZUK-BEN
how can police prove you were getting blowed whilst driving?


She finished him off
Fro
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11th Apr 07 at 15:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
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Originally posted by KROOZUK-BEN
how can police prove you were getting blowed whilst driving?


Cum splatter on the ceiling/round your bitches chops??
Whittie
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11th Apr 07 at 15:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Anyway, im off to the bodyshop GAY walk home xxx
Whittie
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11th Apr 07 at 15:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Before I go... Imagine that lad telling your parents WHY you got banned for driving
Ben G
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11th Apr 07 at 15:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
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Originally posted by Whittie
Tease a tramp with it.


Probably make tramps do random stuff.

Then buy a house.
Ben G
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whittie do you not have a dog to talk to or anything? i find your talking in the ''3rd person'' hilarious
andy1868
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11th Apr 07 at 15:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
when robin isn't around he gets lonely, so talks to himself
J B
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11th Apr 07 at 15:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by KROOZUK-BEN
how can police prove you were getting blowed whilst driving?


Id imagine that if someones chops are clamped around your bits and you have a crash id imagine that could get painfull
dazavich
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11th Apr 07 at 15:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Whittie
quote:
Originally posted by Whittie
quote:
Originally posted by DJMartin07
Your really learning to drive everyday, because new things happen and new roads to drive.


I don't, I think everythings happened to me


I hit the back of a cow once, and it shat itself on my bonnet


Thats close to the funniest thing i've ever heard
Phi
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Registered: 8th Jan 07
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11th Apr 07 at 15:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Fro!!! ive eaten one half of the egg :-s
Oops, Hope the shops are still selling some!??!"!
andy1868
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11th Apr 07 at 15:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
the shops will still be selling them, and cheaper too!

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