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Author Utterly Skint
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who wouldn't want to fcuk on a £3k sofa though? It would be the most comfortable fcuk you've ever had
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he doesn't sniff with his nose Eck
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quote:
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Originally posted by willay
any woman who gets within sniffing distance


If you have a blocked nose does that mean no sex for Willay


lol dont know what type of freaky sex you are doing eckmcmann but in essex we use our penises to engage in the act of love.
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quote:
Originally posted by willay
quote:
Originally posted by Eckmcmann
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any woman who gets within sniffing distance


If you have a blocked nose does that mean no sex for Willay


lol dont know what type of freaky sex you are doing eckmcmann but in essex we use our penises to engage in the act of love.


They do things differently in Scotland.......
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Indeed, we generally sniff through our noses
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quote:
Originally posted by Eckmcmann
Indeed, we generally stiff with our noses


I gathered as much from your earlier posts.
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For being joint countries we are a million miles apart in the bedroom
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More like a few inches, in my favour.
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Hung like a sex starved horse?
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I have seen Jamie's penis, it's nothing to write home about to be honest.
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Pwned.
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it seemed to shrivel up and disappear when I got mine out
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I have seen Jamie's penis, it's nothing to write home about to be honest.


I sent him a picture.

What he doesnt know is that it was actually a picture of his that Amanda sent me with a note reading, come fill me in Jamie, Look what I have to deal with.
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to be fair your joke is flawed because I would probably be able to recognise my own penis.



edit: can't spell today

[Edited on 29-01-2007 by --Dave--]
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Not without a magnify glass.
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Size up!
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quote:
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Not without a magnify glass.


pwnage.
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I have a bigger dong than all of you.
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*Takes a bow*

Im going home before I pwn Dave any more.
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I have a bigger dong than all of you.


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Prove it Laura
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Jamie ffs when will you learn.

Ask your mum about the time i ravaged her again and again and again. I bet your old man doesn't touch the sides now.
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Mum joke has been done before.

If you would like to come back when you have some original material, ill be more than happy to give it a listen.

That is all.

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