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Taser them, then shoot them.



Are they sure his name wasn't Wiggum?
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Get Robin to plug his Laptop into the ECU and cause an electrical fire

[Edited on 14-08-2006 by All Torque]
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Get Robin to plug his Laptop into the ECU and cause an electrical fire

[Edited on 14-08-2006 by All Torque]


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oh ffs
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oh ffs


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Sorry
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Wanna hug?
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you can buy sonic pitch sound devices they wont go near it
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give it a bowl of milk with added antifreeze ... it wont come near again

or bits of sponge in gravy
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Wait in the shadows for the furry little shit packet to be asleep on your bonnet, then sneak up behind it, in it's blind spot, all stealth assasin-like in full Ninja get-up, and then pour a bucket of freshly boiled caustic soda over it.

You could also mace the fucker, or get it with a tazer, or squirt quick lime in it's eyes with a water pistol.

Alternatively, you could just grab it by the head and take it back to it's owner's residence where you could spend an enjoyable few seconds nail gunning it to their front door while laughing.


ROFLMFALPL:AMLSDOFLAOLFMLOC>
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I put ornage peel on there last night - no cats
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quote:
Originally posted by SetH
quote:
Originally posted by SVM 286
Wait in the shadows for the furry little shit packet to be asleep on your bonnet, then sneak up behind it, in it's blind spot, all stealth assasin-like in full Ninja get-up, and then pour a bucket of freshly boiled caustic soda over it.

You could also mace the fucker, or get it with a tazer, or squirt quick lime in it's eyes with a water pistol.

Alternatively, you could just grab it by the head and take it back to it's owner's residence where you could spend an enjoyable few seconds nail gunning it to their front door while laughing.


ROFLMFALPL:AMLSDOFLAOLFMLOC>


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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
quote:
Originally posted by SetH
quote:
Originally posted by SVM 286
Wait in the shadows for the furry little shit packet to be asleep on your bonnet, then sneak up behind it, in it's blind spot, all stealth assasin-like in full Ninja get-up, and then pour a bucket of freshly boiled caustic soda over it.

You could also mace the fucker, or get it with a tazer, or squirt quick lime in it's eyes with a water pistol.

Alternatively, you could just grab it by the head and take it back to it's owner's residence where you could spend an enjoyable few seconds nail gunning it to their front door while laughing.


ROFLMFALPL:AMLSDOFLAOLFMLOC>


ROSVMLMFAO


I am also now laughing an awful fucking lot, in fact I am rolling around on the floor I am laughing so much. I also appear to have wet my pants and my arse has fallen off.

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