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if i found some bloke hanging out of my sister i'd go mad and kick the shit out of him !


Someone told me in the pub he shoved a coat hanger up his mates arse when he caught him nailing his sister He looked scary so i didnt dispute it....
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willay i reckon your a legend for this thread, not stopped laffing at your chubby chasing antics

my ex was a chubby bird, and was a fair mad fruit cake.

but i think chubys give the best Bj's so its all good, cant really think of a nutty time that will top anything in this thread so wont post. if i can remember one tho i'll post it
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cheers mate
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i think tho, that this thread is useless without pics,

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mate all my birds were fat, end of story
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my last ex was a stunning half greek. lovely eyes, shit that reminds me, i need to txt her back
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mate all my birds were fat, end of story


Did they have "fat boobs"?
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mate all my birds were fat, end of story


i think you should post pics of them and we'll try and guess which is wich


Girl #1 - talked like a bloke and was northern, fatty and wasnt pretty to look at.

Girl #2 - Dorky looking face and was an idiot, didnt have much logic. Family was quite a handful too. She thought we was going to get married

Girl #3 - Fanny so hairy it acted as concreption, and a general HEFFFA, oh and a push over.

Girl #4 - ????
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after all someones gotta give the fattys some love.

so willay is doing it for the fatty, i'm doing it for the ugly birds.
who you lot doing it for?
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mate I WAS doing it for both the fatty AND ugly birds.

the current was is so pretty though, i could eat her up.
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mate all my birds were fat, end of story


Did they have "fat boobs"?


word.
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Girl #1 - talked like a bloke and was northern, fatty and wasnt pretty to look at.


Damn those repugnant northern fat birds!
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mate all my birds were fat, end of story


i think you should post pics of them and we'll try and guess which is wich


Girl #1 - talked like a bloke and was northern, fatty and wasnt pretty to look at.

Girl #2 - Dorky looking face and was an idiot, didnt have much logic. Family was quite a handful too. She thought we was going to get married

Girl #3 - Fanny so hairy it acted as concreption, and a general HEFFFA, oh and a push over.

Girl #4 - ????




Guess who but with fatties?
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Girl #1 - talked like a bloke and was northern, fatty and wasnt pretty to look at.


Damn those repugnant northern fat birds!


dude she was from Sunderland
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mate all my birds were fat, end of story


Did they have "fat boobs"?


word.


Pics etc.?
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quote:
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dude she was from Sunderland




[Edited on 15-07-2005 by Sam]
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I have no pics !!!
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Originally posted by langey
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Originally posted by willay
mate all my birds were fat, end of story


i think you should post pics of them and we'll try and guess which is wich


Girl #1 - talked like a bloke and was northern, fatty and wasnt pretty to look at.

Girl #2 - Dorky looking face and was an idiot, didnt have much logic. Family was quite a handful too. She thought we was going to get married

Girl #3 - Fanny so hairy it acted as concreption, and a general HEFFFA, oh and a push over.

Girl #4 - ????




Guess who but with fatties?


exactly

maybe a game for premiums only
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this was a fucking excellent thread.
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I can add a girl number 4 now, she was a proper head case who couldnt stop eating.
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Yeah believe me Rus i've got ALOT better now, I actually chased this one instead of letting the heffas chase me.


fuck me I wish I could travel back in time and warn myself not to get involved with her
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We all live and learn by our mistakes Willay, don't worry about it
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wonder if -dave-is still with the same bird. think an update is in order

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