CorsAsh
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quote: Originally posted by jr
quote: Originally posted by CorsAsh
Nis - can't be arsed to break out photoshop... and have you any idea how hard it is to find a pic of a lilt bottle????
http://www.execvending.co.uk/Graphics/Page%20images/lilt.jpg
will a can do
NO! I believe in portraying events as they actually happened...
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CorsAsh
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quote: Originally posted by stevegreetham
quote: Originally posted by Jonny Jones
Im doing a site for a trials bike importer and distributor. Logo design, layout and basically full works. CGI new updater too.
a mate of mine may be able to give you some pointers, i'll dig out his user name or email addy and u2u you tomorrow
If you need any help with logos, I've just done a new one for Graficxpress - www.graficxpress.co.uk
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Jonny Jones
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My best mate, Sam, has told me to tell you ppl on ere' CS that my Corsa is faster than his 1.4 Bravo, and that is speedo 'doesnt lie'... summot like that... but it doesnt matter. You guys dont really know me, you clearly dont believe me, so why be so gay about all this shizzle?! Im only offering the truth, nothing but. If you wish to be homosexual about it all then frankly you ppl need to grow up, and change your attitude towards new members, as I would have thought one of your duties is to welcome and comfort new interests in CS.co.uk.
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jr
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quote: Originally posted by CorsAsh
quote: Originally posted by jr
quote: Originally posted by CorsAsh
Nis - can't be arsed to break out photoshop... and have you any idea how hard it is to find a pic of a lilt bottle????
http://www.execvending.co.uk/Graphics/Page%20images/lilt.jpg
will a can do
NO! I believe in portraying events as they actually happened...
your never make it in the media world lad
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jr
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quote: Originally posted by Jonny Jones
My best mate, Sam, has told me to tell you ppl on ere' CS that my Corsa is faster than his 1.4 Bravo, and that is speedo 'doesnt lie'... summot like that... but it doesnt matter. You guys dont really know me, you clearly dont believe me, so why be so gay about all this shizzle?! Im only offering the truth, nothing but. If you wish to be homosexual about it all then frankly you ppl need to grow up, and change your attitude towards new members, as I would have thought one of your duties is to welcome and comfort new interests in CS.co.uk.
i welcomed you, then you started to produce bullshit figures, it was my duty to put you in your place
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CorsAsh
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quote: Originally posted by jr
quote: Originally posted by CorsAsh
quote: Originally posted by jr
quote: Originally posted by CorsAsh
Nis - can't be arsed to break out photoshop... and have you any idea how hard it is to find a pic of a lilt bottle????
http://www.execvending.co.uk/Graphics/Page%20images/lilt.jpg
will a can do
NO! I believe in portraying events as they actually happened...
your never make it in the media world lad
sorry, forgot to add [sarcasm] tags to my last post...
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Nismo
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quote: Originally posted by jr
quote: Originally posted by Nismo
quote: Originally posted by jr
nismo did you really pour lilt on it
i dont like flames they look like pound signs so i took excesive action
personally i would have used dr pepper if avalible
same here , but i had a 75ml lilt bottle and a oasis so they went first then i stole the water tank next to the house i pulled over at
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CorsAsh
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Did you not think to give your rex a golden shower too?
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Jonny Jones
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quote: Originally posted by CorsAsh
quote: Originally posted by stevegreetham
quote: Originally posted by Jonny Jones
Im doing a site for a trials bike importer and distributor. Logo design, layout and basically full works. CGI new updater too.
a mate of mine may be able to give you some pointers, i'll dig out his user name or email addy and u2u you tomorrow
If you need any help with logos, I've just done a new one for Graficxpress - www.graficxpress.co.uk
Thanks dude, but ive been doing this stuff long enough. That site doesnt appear to exist.
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jr
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i would have done the same it that situation
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CorsAsh
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works fine for me. Nevermind then
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Jonny Jones
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quote: Originally posted by jr
quote: Originally posted by Jonny Jones
My best mate, Sam, has told me to tell you ppl on ere' CS that my Corsa is faster than his 1.4 Bravo, and that is speedo 'doesnt lie'... summot like that... but it doesnt matter. You guys dont really know me, you clearly dont believe me, so why be so gay about all this shizzle?! Im only offering the truth, nothing but. If you wish to be homosexual about it all then frankly you ppl need to grow up, and change your attitude towards new members, as I would have thought one of your duties is to welcome and comfort new interests in CS.co.uk.
i welcomed you, then you started to produce bullshit figures, it was my duty to put you in your place
Bullshit figues!? FUCK YOU!
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jr
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i suggest a day at santa pod then, then well see what you 60ft time is, and you 1/4 mile
if my lupo is quicked than a 1.416v corsa, as has a 0-60 of 12 secs
and my fully stripped out corsa runnign a 140bhp 1.4 16v has a 0-60 of 7.5 seconds im firmly belive your talking bollocks
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CorsAsh
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face it jr, your car is shit slow mate, just accept it FFS
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stevegreetham
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quote: Originally posted by Jonny Jones
My best mate, Sam, has told me to tell you ppl on ere' CS that my Corsa is faster than his 1.4 Bravo, and that is speedo 'doesnt lie'... summot like that... but it doesnt matter. You guys dont really know me, you clearly dont believe me, so why be so gay about all this shizzle?! Im only offering the truth, nothing but. If you wish to be homosexual about it all then frankly you ppl need to grow up, and change your attitude towards new members, as I would have thought one of your duties is to welcome and comfort new interests in CS.co.uk.
o no mate, you have the wrong end of the stick...this was like your 'test' to see if you could hack it on this site......well done, youve passed 
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CorsAsh
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yes, welcome
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jr
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quote: Originally posted by CorsAsh
face it jr, your car is shit slow mate, just accept it FFS
must get myself a 12 volt
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Daniel_Corsa
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quote: Originally posted by Jonny Jones
My best mate, Sam, has told me to tell you ppl on ere' CS that my Corsa is faster than his 1.4 Bravo, and that is speedo 'doesnt lie'... summot like that... but it doesnt matter. You guys dont really know me, you clearly dont believe me, so why be so gay about all this shizzle?! Im only offering the truth, nothing but. If you wish to be homosexual about it all then frankly you ppl need to grow up, and change your attitude towards new members, as I would have thought one of your duties is to welcome and comfort new interests in CS.co.uk.
how have i missed this post,
JJ its all true im sure as my 1.2 8v can leave C20LET's standing from 0-100mph and that in just over 2sec's
what a cock!

Sure your 0-60 time will be nearer 15sec than 10sec
If you've changed wheel size this will affect the speedo along with the slight error in all speedo's you'd be doing prob nearer 50 than 60 when speedo is displaying 60mph mate
April '06' Corsasport Feature Car | Aug '08' Total Vauxhall Feature Car | Spring '09' Fast Car Feature Car
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Jonny Jones
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Ive passed!? Is his part of the usual new user sign-up? Ive changed NOTHING about the car - like i sed in my original post.
[Edited on 08-09-2004 by Jonny Jones]
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CorsAsh
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yes, you have to be flamed first to see if you're worthy... No point using up bandwidth on people who can't hack the onslaught...
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jr
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yes, but im still not satisfied, i feel you must make the venture up to the pod though
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stevegreetham
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you dont want to worry about it jonny. If you look at previous posts on this site you will see that loads of people are constantly saying how fast their car is or how many horses they have.
Sometimes they are believed, sometimes they're not.....if you believe it then its up to you and you shouldnt give a flying wank what other people think
[Edited on 08-09-2004 by stevegreetham]
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CorsAsh
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^^^ yeah, you'll prob never meet most of the people on here, so it's really not worth losin sleep over
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Jonny Jones
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quote: Originally posted by stevegreetham
you dont want to worry about it jonny. If you look at previous poss on this site you will see that loads of people are constantly saying how fast their car is or how many horses they have.
Sometimes they are believed, sometimes they're not.....if you believe it then its up to you and you shouldnt give a flying wank what other people think
Yea, but things like this get to me... its just the type of person I am. Easy for you to say mate, its not ur car they're slaying.
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stevegreetham
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talking of sleep, i bid you all goodnight
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