LeeM
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Registered: 26th Sep 05
Location: Liverpool
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quote:
Originally posted by Robbo_Corsa
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Originally posted by IvIarkgraham
im not a girl but ive rang my mate on his house phone and asked where he was!
soon as i said it i knew i was a dumb peice of shit
I must admit, i do that quite alot!  
easy mistake to make if ure used to phonin ure mates on there mobiles, i do it all the time
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Butler
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Registered: 2nd Jun 05
Location: London
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I cant believe you all go out with such thick people, how do you stand them, how can you have a normal conversation or is it just sex?
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Fad
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Registered: 1st Feb 01
Location: Dartford Kent Drives: 330cd
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Lass I knew since Nursery school asked me:
"how do they tell the difference between full fat cows and semi skimmed cows?"
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pdwhelan
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Registered: 25th Sep 06
Location: Wigan
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LOL just read every single post and i was nearly in tears with laughter..
one of the hotel rooms i work at began to grow mushrooms in a hidden place (not sure how or why) anyways it grew under a bedside cabinet on the carpet.. a mate of mine told one of the girls next door in the resteraunt that they are using the mushrooms in the soup's for the customers.. she believed it and was shocked. shes blonde though! poor sod lol
[Edited on 21-01-2007 by pdwhelan]
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Robbo
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Registered: 6th Aug 02
Location: London
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quote:
Originally posted by IvIarkgraham
watching the news and a story came on about date rape and the drug diazipan
she asked if that was the stuff you put on cakes
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Robbo
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Registered: 6th Aug 02
Location: London
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Natalie once commented wasn't it very expensive for Vodafone to give all staff mobiles instead of desk phones
No dear because who do you think they pay for the phones
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Mike GSi
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Registered: 3rd Jan 07
Location: Ipswich, Suffolk Drives:Astra VXR
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My GF is Proper Blonde.....
1. "Mike?...How Did that bird get up there?
( We were crossing a Bridge on a motorway.) 
2. Me and the GF went to watch stock cars and bangers etc...... there was a massive stack in the bangers, on the dash of the bangers there was an amber light/ LED. She asked...." Mike whats that light on the dash?"
I Said" Its the Airbag Light "
She Said "Oh is it".......The thing is it didnt even occur to her that i was bullshitting.....
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Phi
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Registered: 8th Jan 07
Location: South
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urrrmm 2004!
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Steve X16XE
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Registered: 31st Dec 06
Location: Barnsley, South Yorkshire
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Originally posted by Mike Z20LET
The thing is it didnt even occur to her that i was bullshitting.....
Because your so knowledgeable to her. 
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Steve X16XE
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Registered: 31st Dec 06
Location: Barnsley, South Yorkshire
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Originally posted by Corsa_phi
urrrmm 2004!
And...?
It makes things more interesting.
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csweatherston
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Registered: 16th Jan 06
Location: Devon
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apparently theres a tor on dartmoor called everest.
the australian bird on transformers has a strong brittish accent.
couldent find reverse on my car so she got out and pushed it backwards.
+ many many more.
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Mike2k111
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Registered: 7th Oct 03
Location: N.Wales
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Some of these are classics. One from my mum
Mum: What time are Liverpool kicking off today?
Mike: 3
Mum: Am or Pm?
- Mouth before brain moment
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sam-smith
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Registered: 8th Jan 07
Location: plymouth, UK
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my mates misses
why dont the wheels fall off?
i dont like sams car going up hill it sounds like its dying, i feel sorry for it.
devon isnt in england
theres more but i cant rmeeber. some of her qoutes are genius
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will_ainsworth
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Registered: 8th Jun 07
Location: London, UK
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sam im guessing that your on about aj!!! some of the stuff i have heard her say just makes me think she is joking, then i find out she isnt im just gobsmacked!!!
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Tommy L
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Registered: 21st Aug 06
Location: Northampton Drives: Audi wagon
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One that comes to mind is that me and my mate were on the bus and a girl was on it that looked like one of our friends. Saw our friend the next day stating that we saw someone that looked like her on the bus yesterday.
Her reply, " I didn't go on the bus yesterday"
We said, "We know, this person just looked like you!"
Her, "Ye, but i didn't go on the bus yesterday, it couldn't have been me!"
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LeeM
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Registered: 26th Sep 05
Location: Liverpool
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girl im seein has a ka that her dad had sprayed pink for her birthday, it was rainin really hard the other night and i said it might wash the paint off. she shit herself and was about to go move it somewhere under covr till i had to assure her the paint wouldnt wash off
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N3CRO
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Registered: 12th Apr 07
Location: Sandy, Bedfordshire
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quote:
Originally posted by Jizinho Silva 10
hey thats nothing my sister thinks each country has their own moon 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
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Lawrah
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Registered: 25th Dec 04
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My best mate used to say the most rediculous of things, we acutally began to make a wee book of her quotes..But right now I cant remember any lol
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Tommy L
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Registered: 21st Aug 06
Location: Northampton Drives: Audi wagon
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quote:
Originally posted by Lawrah
My best mate used to say the most rediculous of things, we acutally began to make a wee book of her quotes..But right now I cant remember any lol
erm, look in the book 
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Butler
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Registered: 2nd Jun 05
Location: London
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'Girls are no worse drivers than men' Id rate that as a pretty stupid thing to say.
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Lawrah
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Registered: 25th Dec 04
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quote:
Originally posted by corsa_tomtom
quote:
Originally posted by Lawrah
My best mate used to say the most rediculous of things, we acutally began to make a wee book of her quotes..But right now I cant remember any lol
erm, look in the book
you stfu, your in the "bad book"
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Tomm R
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Registered: 19th Dec 06
Location: Bredhurst, Kent
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I was working with a girl at collage, she pulled a engine crane over and put it in front of the car. i told her that i was just going to get some thing and that whilst i was gone she should put the brake on (joking around) she spent the whole 2 hours trying to find a brake sorry thats quite a shit one!
I know my girlfriend has said loads, but cant think of any for shit!
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C2RL R
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Registered: 28th Mar 02
Location: Redcliffe, QLD
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was watching a bolton game in the pub with my ex and a few mates. we scored and convo went like this:
Mate - That was a quality goal
Me - yeah espescially with his left foot
Ex - why, is it harder to kick footballs with your left foot?
Me - it is when you're right footed.
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C2RL R
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Registered: 28th Mar 02
Location: Redcliffe, QLD
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another good 1. was driving up my street in my car with just me and the ex. when the driveway came into view she turned and looked at me and said "oh my god! wheres your car gone?"
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Colin
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Registered: 4th Apr 02
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The other day listening to the radio an advert for the hatton/mayweather fight came on saying live from Las Vegas On sat 8th December etc. Jade turned & said, colin told me it was taking place in America!
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