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Author Oh dear what a nutter
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quote:
Originally posted by Ojc
Shes not exactly ugly though is she? Has an interest in cars and is enthusiastic about it.

I'd have time for her.


Dreads to think of Ollie's evil plan for her.
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Originally posted by jr
if i become a renault parts advisor reckon im in ?

i mean we'll see each other loads and she'll be in most weeks wont she with bits of trim and car falling off


She'd need another bloody car after driving to yours mate.
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im going to get a cat and call it citroen, and see which one falls apart first


You made me laugh a bit of hazelnut out of my eye.
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I always imagined JRs room is like hers but Ford instead of Renault


He doesn't have a room. He has a wing at Boreham. He sleeps in an RS 500.
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Originally posted by munk3yrac3r
Id hate to see what she did with the Renault Car Transporter

[Edited on 10-04-2009 by munk3yrac3r]


I now know that ALL of those model cars have been up her.
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Originally posted by P1CK4D
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Originally posted by gez c16b
i was laughing when she said "me and my partner go everywhere together" and he wasn't even in the car with her


She was referring to her partner as being the car. Melvin.. You dum arse.


to be fair, she did refer to melvin as a person


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Originally posted by Ben G
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Originally posted by P1CK4D
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Originally posted by gez c16b
i was laughing when she said "me and my partner go everywhere together" and he wasn't even in the car with her


She was referring to her partner as being the car. Melvin.. You dum arse.


to be fair, she did refer to melvin as a person


And then she walked out and introduced Melvin as being the car
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10th Apr 09 at 16:16   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Rich you should try and work your essex charm on her

She would love a trip to southend and bas


Drives supercharged Tec with torque
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Rich you should try and work your essex charm on her

She would love a trip to southend and bas


Hell no. She'd piss me right fucking off. She's clearly not going to put out concidering I dont drive a Renault
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quote:
Originally posted by SVM 286
quote:
Originally posted by Butler
I always imagined JRs room is like hers but Ford instead of Renault


He doesn't have a room. He has a wing at Boreham. He sleeps in an RS 500.


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10th Apr 09 at 18:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

So come on, who can actually relate to her! I bet some of you can!!!!!
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I took a deep breath and watched a bit more and actually feel sorry for her now.

Poor little cow.
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10th Apr 09 at 18:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Hasn't anyone found her on the interweb yet?
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Hasn't anyone found her on the interweb yet?


Yep.
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Did you add her on facebook


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she has even reviewed Melvin

http://fifthgear.five.tv/jsp/5gmain.jsp?mnk=204&model=39&desc=Renault+Megane+(02+-+09)
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quote:
Originally posted by gavin18787
Did you add her on facebook


http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/s.php?ref=search&init=q&q=jenifer%20reeley&sid=beac22874cbb7653206a6f5283b45e4e

who is gonna?
gavin18787
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11th Apr 09 at 11:21   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Someone with a renult should take one for the team


Fad?


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With Sarah with the black meganne hell yes!

However as much as I love unhinged lasses thats a little too extreme for me

I'll put a good word in for you though Gavin and she may take you to the "Renault room" and show you her.....



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it will be broken and leaking.......
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Just like your XE sydrome then
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my xe doesnt leak ?
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if you wasn't put off by Renaults you would be after watching that, just on the off chance of bumping into her - christ!
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quote:
Originally posted by Fad
With Sarah with the black meganne hell yes!

However as much as I love unhinged lasses thats a little too extreme for me

I'll put a good word in for you though Gavin and she may take you to the "Renault room" and show you her.....



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I will make her cry by talking about tec


Drives supercharged Tec with torque
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french car owners really are deluded

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