Faye_2003
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quote:
Originally posted by XSIHardy
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Originally posted by Shelly
what about getting your mrs to put it on with her mouth, i'm sure you wouldn't be droopy then...
only if she knows what shes doing
tbh most lasses r shit at it and handjobs
You must be very experienced then if most lasses are rubbish at it, as there is about 7billion people on Earth, how many of them are female and sexually mature? 
p.s. condoms are a last resort I'd sooner a guy ask me if I was taking some form of contraception before anything happened, straight to the point.
[Edited on 04-11-2008 by Faye_2003]
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liamgallagher1994
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quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
condoms = less evidence after the crime. 
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Fonz
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im 23
lost v plate at 18
sexual partners = 7
(of which 2 were gf in long term relationships, and one a F8ck buddy)
never ever ever had sex without one, yes been close to not using one but know it makes more sense to wear one.
its great when she puts it on and other ways she makes using one more exciting. dont know what the fuss is all about. i'm going to keep using one until i am married. i knew i wouldnt be the type to stick to no sex out of marriage, but at least i can save that "experience" for that one special girl i meet.
major disadvantage is the passion killing moment when its all over, but i can live with that for now
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pow
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Still use them pretty much all the time.
I don't trust the pill.
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deano87
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Originally posted by Fonz
major disadvantage is the passion killing moment when its all over, but i can live with that for now
I agree - it isn't the putting it on which is a passion killer, it's a "hold on love, I'll just pull out and take this soggy saggy rubber off before we continue, cuddle, what ever".
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Fonz
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Originally posted by deano87
[I agree - it isn't the putting it on which is a passion killer, it's a "hold on love, I'll just pull out and take this soggy saggy rubber off before we continue, cuddle, what ever".
its funny cos its true! 
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deano87
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Saying that, doing the deed inside is the same. "Hold on whilst I just excavate this goo out of my fanneh".
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Faye_2003
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quote:
Originally posted by deano87
Saying that, doing the deed inside is the same. "Hold on whilst I just excavate this goo out of my fanneh".
I'm sure if you were to say that you'd use more simple words....
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mwg
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I use them most of the time. Very odd occasion we dont use one. Girlfriend is on the pill but still dont like taking the risk
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deano87
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quote:
Originally posted by Faye_2003
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Originally posted by deano87
Saying that, doing the deed inside is the same. "Hold on whilst I just excavate this goo out of my fanneh".
I'm sure if you were to say that you'd use more simple words....
tbh, I don't say it as I don't have a fanneh.
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pow
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Scoop the goo
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Tommy L
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go feltching
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deano87
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felching*
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Felching
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pow
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:sick:
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deano87
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DO NOT search Google images as I did before venturing to Wikipedia.
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Scotty_B
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Been with the wfe 10 years now and never use Condoms as I find them far to tight.
Only one kid so far and he was planned. 
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nik
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quote:
Originally posted by Fonz
quote:
Originally posted by deano87
[I agree - it isn't the putting it on which is a passion killer, it's a "hold on love, I'll just pull out and take this soggy saggy rubber off before we continue, cuddle, what ever".
its funny cos its true!
You mean you actually cuddle a bird after sex?! 
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Tommy L
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quote:
Originally posted by deano87
DO NOT search Google images as I did before venturing to Wikipedia.
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deano87
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quote:
Originally posted by nik
You mean you actually cuddle a bird after sex?!
She tends to like cuddling me. Naked bird cuddling then falling asleep ftw.
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nik
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Sounds too clingy for my liking, prefer to roll over and watch the football...
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pow
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nik soudns like a REAL man
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Conway563
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Originally posted by deano87
A member's missus on her fell pregnant. . .and she was on the pill 
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pow
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Dont be silly, wrap that willy
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Neo
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Personally i find condoms just desensitise and its crap.
If the other persons wants me to wear one/i feel it'd be better if i did with that person i will. Otherwise she gets on pill and willy gets wet.
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will_ainsworth
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meh... when i first had sex i used a jonny then after that i didnt bother, i agree so much better with out one, but i got her pregnant. still after that, i still didnt really learn my lesson
condoms ftl and ftw
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