Ian
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This also annoys me, particularly when people also don't flush.
Toilet hygiene isn't difficult but so many people have a problem with it. There's enough facility in there to leave it tidy for the next person but invariably there will be un-flushed deposits, bits of paper, splashes and general minginess through the day in my work.
How hard can it be.
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Andy Stocker
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quote:
Originally posted by AK
i just piss on the floor, on some one, in my pants, in the cup board, in the kitchen sink...
I've actually pissed my one of my friends shoulders once when he wasnt looking.... and in the sun roof on an XR2..... min
You tried pissing on Fee too when she was crouched in the doorway having a wee 
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cunningham
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i piss in a toilet at home so i like to piss in a toilet when im out and i think i have bashful bladder or w/e its called as i cant seem to pee if someones right next to me
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Scotty_B
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quote:
Originally posted by cunningham
i piss in a toilet at home so i like to piss in a toilet when im out and i think i have bashful bladder or w/e its called as i cant seem to pee if someones right next to me
cock shock. 
There is always the fear that when standing next to a line of folk you get the dreaded spray piss that goes anywhere but the urinal.
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Jambo
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My gf works in an office, she works in facilities and has to manage problems/complaints about the building.
She had someone complain someone shit on the floor in the cubicle 
I dont understand how people can be so incompetant at toilet basics. Its sick. Id want the poo dna tested then id sack the sick badger
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Scotty_B
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quote:
Originally posted by Jambo
My gf works in an office, she works in facilities and has to manage problems/complaints about the building.
She had someone complain someone shit on the floor in the cubicle
I dont understand how people can be so incompetant at toilet basics. Its sick. Id want the poo dna tested then id sack the sick badger
Rank!!!
I remember someone stuck a used fanny pad to the inside of the toilet door just ouside our sales office. The toilets are private but can be used by the public as they aren't locked.
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pow
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Basic toilet hygene really gets on my tits.
I'm a bit OCD when it comes to pissing and shitting, I like to sit/piss on/in a clean toilet.
Just fucking lift the seat, piss DOWN the loo and wipe any splashbacks 
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Tom J
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anyone ever had it when their skin is half blocking the eye and it goes absolutely everywhere
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Tom
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Agree with basic hyegine principles completely, it's just uncalled for to piss everywhere etc 
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Daimo B
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I lay tissue on the bog seat before i sh1t in any toliet (well, bar my own house and friends houses )
Work, and in desperate times, public loos, although sometimes thats a hover job. Work those thigh muscles baby
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Theham85
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The thing thats hack me off is when people shit in the urinals 
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Scotty_B
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Originally posted by Tom J
anyone ever had it when their skin is half blocking the eye and it goes absolutely everywhere
Uncontrollable spraying is a no no at a urinal. Pretty similar to peeing with a semi.
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bubble
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i always piss in a cubicle.
a)stops splash back
b)you can dab your end with loo roll after to soak up excess piss, rather than wave willy around
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Robbo
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Originally posted by VXR
I lay tissue on the bog seat before i sh1t in any toliet (well, bar my own house and friends houses )
Ditto!!!
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C2RL R
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my mate squats on his own toilet! i went for for a piss at his house and there was a shit nugget stuck to the front slope of the toilet. i asked him how he managed to get it there and he admitted that he squats!
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dannymccann
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Originally posted by Tom J
anyone ever had it when their skin is half blocking the eye and it goes absolutely everywhere
More times than I like to remember this has happened and the only thing for it is to mop the floor (at home obv). I fucking hate it though, seems to happen more often when you are pished as well so in no state to clean it up
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Daimo B
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I have an America toliet (already in there). If your not carefull, you can for for a "wipe" and catch the water, possibly a poo.
Luckily, i've not done this yet, but have soaked the tissue. That wasn't pleasent
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mattk
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quote:
Originally posted by Tom J
anyone ever had it when their skin is half blocking the eye and it goes absolutely everywhere
Lmao I was trying to explain this to my G/F the other week
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Robin
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I use cubicles as I get stage fright due to my minute penis.
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micra_pete
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Originally posted by CorsAsh
Urinal Penalty Shootout.
[Edited on 09-10-2008 by CorsAsh]
why has this not been quoted? this is brilliant.
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mattk
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cause its really annoying when people quote pictures
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Mein Herr
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Speaking of cubicle etiquette, who are these fucking devians who stand next to you in an empty urinal?
Dirty cock watchers.
If theres 5 urinals, you go to the first, if thats occupied you go to the last, then the third, then as a last resort the even numbers. Not 1 then 2 freaks.
I like to start stroking my cock when this happens, then look across smiling and say 'are you thinking of dead animals too' then give a gentle pat on the arse and fake the vinegar strokes.
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myke
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if you people think office toilets are bad you should pop into a toilet cabin at a building site sometime.
people think that because they are temporary, they can mistreat them. There's quite often crap on the seat or rim, and people seem to have competitions to see who can stick the biggest bogey on the back of the cubicle door.
I'm not on site that often, but i'll leave and find a petrol station if i need a turd nowadays.
There's a pub in Wycombe that's always busy on a friday/saturday, yet they only have a 3man urinal inside and a couple of portaloo's outside that aren't even lit.
people quite often go in the sink to beat the queue. 
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micra_pete
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quote:
Originally posted by mattk
cause its really annoying when people quote pictures
really? thanks for letting me know.
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Jambo
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