Lawrah
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Originally posted by Hammer
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you wont shag any burd ... that makes you fridgid.
Thank you for the public airing of that information Laura 
Awww im just kidding, we know you would shag me 
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Hammer
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Charming 
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Kurt
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I think you mean frigid too...
frigged is quite the oposite 
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Lawrah
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Welcome to last page Kurt. goddamn.
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Mobby
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Originally posted by Corsa_phi
watch porn with her, make her a dirty bitch,
best all week
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Teddy
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As your about to cum, and also during the process of ejaculation, make random farm yard noises.
Not only will this tap into her "whoreish" side of "Get of me you dirty little bastard" She will also ask you probably not very politely to remove your penis from her vagina.
Decline this request, hold on, she will wriggle.
Video it.
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Jill
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Why don't you talk to her and tell her how you feel- constructively obviously and maybe you can sort the bad sex stuff out. She might think it's bad sex also you know! And she may become less inhibited as well.
If you don't see any long term future in the relationship is it worth staying together. Obviously you care about her (?) so you can't just get rid of those feelings, but at the end of the day is it worth playing a waiting game waiting for something to fizzle out of it's own accord when there's someone fantastic out there for you that you'll probably have fantastic sex with a care for a hell of a lot more for probably.
Just my tuppence for ya!
JILL 
[Edited on 17-09-2008 by Jill]
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Sam
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kz - show your girlfriend this thread, I'm sure she will soon realise the error of her ways.
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jacko198
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I was going to say that, just deleate the bits about not wanting to be with her for ever etc, im sure she wouldnt apreciate that
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Tiger
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Buy her a sex swing for her birthday, or just go down the donkey punch route, spit in her mouth and rub your nipples whilst saying "do you think i'm sexy then......eh......EH......"
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redhotpanther
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Donkey punch FTW!
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kz
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well we had a little chat last night... told her pretty much everything
were still together. said we both gonna make the effort to make some changes (sex wasnt the only problem, but the main one imo!) said shes willing to try stuff, said id heard it all before! lol... which i have. but we will see
ill give it a few months to see if anything does change, she certainly deserves another chance
tbh, i wish i had never met my ex lol, she was just such a dirty bint, and really set the standard for the future! damn her lol
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daniellePEC
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single FTW 
dont have to deal with any of that shit 
[Edited on 19-09-2008 by daniellePEC]
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Fad
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quote:
Originally posted by kz
well we had a little chat last night... told her pretty much everything
were still together. said we both gonna make the effort to make some changes (sex wasnt the only problem, but the main one imo!) said shes willing to try stuff, said id heard it all before! lol... which i have. but we will see
ill give it a few months to see if anything does change, she certainly deserves another chance
tbh, i wish i had never met my ex lol, she was just such a dirty bint, and really set the standard for the future! damn her lol
Only thing is mate if you are in the long haul and one day you will wake up having had kids with no sex life at all
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Hammer
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Originally posted by kz
said shes willing to try stuff, said id heard it all before! lol... which i have. but we will see
I can just imagine that convo;
'You're a shite shag love, i can't put up with this any longer'
'but....but....but'
'Either you let me fuck your armpit or it's finished'
'ok  i love you babe'
'we'll see'
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MatthewR
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quote:
Originally posted by Corsa_phi
watch porn with her, make her a dirty bitch,
This is good advice, suprisingly worked for me anyway
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james_suffolk1
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Originally posted by RYAN89
my ex was like that so i just slipped a finger up her arse mid session, and a dirty whore was born.
lol same as my missus mate lol
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foxyk8t
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Sounds like ure not that serious about her to be fair and if i was in her position i wouldn't want to be wasting my time with someone if they arnt that serious about me anyway?
If you are gonna try and spice things up tho why dont u try intoducing some kinky games into the bedroom, also maybe a bit of whipped cream mayhem
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kz
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quote:
Originally posted by james_suffolk1
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Originally posted by RYAN89
my ex was like that so i just slipped a finger up her arse mid session, and a dirty whore was born.
lol same as my missus mate lol
i have done this once, but she said never again
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kz
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quote:
Originally posted by MatthewR
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Originally posted by Corsa_phi
watch porn with her, make her a dirty bitch,
This is good advice, suprisingly worked for me anyway
i dont think this suggestion would go down very well tbh!
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kz
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quote:
Originally posted by Hammer
quote:
Originally posted by kz
said shes willing to try stuff, said id heard it all before! lol... which i have. but we will see
I can just imagine that convo;
'You're a shite shag love, i can't put up with this any longer'
'but....but....but'
'Either you let me fuck your armpit or it's finished'
'ok i love you babe'
'we'll see'
lol. i have actually asked that before
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Hammer
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Asked?
If you've never fucked an armpit, you've never lived. Degrading and arousing all in one.
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_Allan_
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Wet and smelly, just how he likes it
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Robbo
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A friend of mine who is a girl has an armpit pussy
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