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Timbaland
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23rd Apr 08 at 20:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Funnily enough, You do get alright traffics.

I got caught doing 96 on the motorway and he said it was a nice car and he didnt want to have to pick my bodyparts up off the road, Then told me my car was gay
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Originally posted by Paul_J


Personally, If I was caught doing that speed and the copper was stationary at the point of getting me with laser, I'd just keep it nailed down, come off at next junciton and park up in a estate and leg it

at 130ish mph, in the time it'd take the copper to start moving and get up to speed,you'll have covered a few miles! even if they do 130 - they won't catch up, if they do 140 they'll only start gaining on you VERY slowly, infact say you're 2-3 miles ahead, it'll take them about 15 mins or so to catch you up at that speed...

By which time you may be well and truely off at the next junction, parked up and legged it into a maccyd's or something!

Although if they have your plate, it's a different story.



Id seriously consider this option too if i was looking at a ban.
Aaron
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23rd Apr 08 at 20:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

^ my thoughts exactly (at the time when it happened to me)

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dan_c4rsa
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quote:
Originally posted by Timbaland
Funnily enough, You do get alright traffics.

I got caught doing 96 on the motorway and he said it was a nice car and he didnt want to have to pick my bodyparts up off the road, Then told me my car was gay



thats like when we got pulled in my mates capri

looks a reet banger but has a mint rebuilt V8 in it - or the V6 - whichever is 2.8.

The copper was like, do you think you look cool? And my mate stu just said, narr, but bmw drivers we overtake think we're arseholes.

He just laughed at that, explained to us he hates BMW drivers and let us go even though we were doing 90 in a 70




[Edited on 23-04-2008 by dan_c4rsa]
Ben G
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23rd Apr 08 at 20:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

he might not have seen the police car? would've been in warp factor 5 at this point so his vision will have been rather blurry.
Lynny
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id never run from the police, makes it sooo much worse when you get caught, and 9 times out of 10 you will get caught
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23rd Apr 08 at 20:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Alex_NSM
id never run from the police, makes it sooo much worse when you get caught, and 9 times out of 10 you will get caught



we got away once with 11 people in a punto.

the police van put o its brakes and turned round so we dropped it a gear, took a right turn at a t-junction then turned left into a carpark straight away and hid behind some fir trees!

The police went past with lights flashing- so close, but so far! bwahahah
Lynny
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hmmm, my point was even if you dont get caught then, they often catch up with you. Also a lot of road pursuits end up with the copter, and then a police dog on your trail....
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quote:
Originally posted by Ben G
he might not have seen the police car? would've been in warp factor 5 at this point so his vision will have been rather blurry.


Or

Naaaaawz!


Timbaland
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If your tanking it down the motorway and you manage to spot the polce but keep going , your not running, Your just carrying on as you were.


On the other hand, if they are behind you with the full bhoona on and you keep going and try to out run them in your 1960 Cadillac the only place you'll be seeing is a state side court room.
dan_c4rsa
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23rd Apr 08 at 20:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by All Torque
quote:
Originally posted by Ben G
he might not have seen the police car? would've been in warp factor 5 at this point so his vision will have been rather blurry.


Or

Naaaaawz!






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Paul_J
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quote:
Originally posted by johnhara1
quote:
Originally posted by Paul_J


Personally, If I was caught doing that speed and the copper was stationary at the point of getting me with laser, I'd just keep it nailed down, come off at next junciton and park up in a estate and leg it

at 130ish mph, in the time it'd take the copper to start moving and get up to speed,you'll have covered a few miles! even if they do 130 - they won't catch up, if they do 140 they'll only start gaining on you VERY slowly, infact say you're 2-3 miles ahead, it'll take them about 15 mins or so to catch you up at that speed...

By which time you may be well and truely off at the next junction, parked up and legged it into a maccyd's or something!

Although if they have your plate, it's a different story.



Id seriously consider this option too if i was looking at a ban.


if you're already maxed out on the clocks (speed) you have nothing to lose really... but it's a different story if it was a already moving unmarked police car, or something silly like a lambo police car.

Only if the car is stationary and i'm already shifting at max speed.

140 mph = 2.3 miles per minute...

Probably take the copper 20 secs to put his camera down and pull out... = already gone 1 mile away...

then if it takes the copper another 15-20 secs to hit 100 mph, i've once again pulled another mile...

say it takes him a further minute or whatever to get to 140 - that's another 1/2 - 1 mile

so i'm now 3 miles ahead... travelling at 140... now this is assuming the copper is at 140 mph as like the copper in that traffic cops, he wasn't really shifting considering the car he was gonna catch 'WAS doing 125' - he looked like he was only doing about 110-120 mph to catch up and it was only because the lupo slowed down he caught him...

@ 140 it won't catch you at all if you're doing 140... less you'll keep pulling away.

If they do go faster than 140... even if they're doing 155 mph (evo top speed)

it'll take them 12 mins to catch you back up (assuming you're 3 miles ahead) - if you're further than 3 miles longer.

in 12 mins @ 140 you cover 28 miles! plenty to get to the next junction and pull off and just ditch the car.


But you'd be fucked if
A ) they get your plate and photo you driving
B ) they get the police chopper dispatched v.quick over head
C ) they phone ahead and get police units to set up a road block off the next junction
D ) you drive a french hatch and the car breaks down before you get to the next junction
E ) up traffic and can't maintain your speed.

If you do make it successfully to ditch the car in some cul de sac or something, remember to leave the car unlocked! (as a theif wouldn't lock the car after).

You may get lucky now and someone may steal the car for real

[Edited on 23-04-2008 by Paul_J]
Lynny
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23rd Apr 08 at 20:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

E) cop holding the cam is the passenger, they see you approaching quite fast and the driver is already pulling away
dan_c4rsa
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23rd Apr 08 at 20:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

if i got caught doing something silly in a sports car like 145.

Id shit myself in the police car on purpose, even if it meant bursting a blood vessel and just sit there smiling


Might as well make their day bad - especially if its summer, and humid.
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23rd Apr 08 at 20:23   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

paul has thought this through


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Paul_J
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quote:
Originally posted by Alex_NSM
hmmm, my point was even if you dont get caught then, they often catch up with you. Also a lot of road pursuits end up with the copter, and then a police dog on your trail....


do you watch a lot of copper programs on tv or something? They only show the ones they catch the people

They won't show the crap ones where they get away. (well not unless they catch them later in the program)

chopper takes a while to be dispatched, so if it's the scenerio we're talking about here they won't get it dispatched in time...

Just ditch the car, leave it unlocked, walk home, claim you've mislayed your keys. Phone police and say your car has been nicked.
Paul_J
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quote:
Originally posted by dan_c4rsa
if i got caught doing something silly in a sports car like 145.

Id shit myself in the police car on purpose, even if it meant bursting a blood vessel and just sit there smiling


Might as well make their day bad - especially if its summer, and humid.


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23rd Apr 08 at 20:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I know someone who got in a police chase, got chased around for a while, loads of cars chasing them... they finally lost the cops, dumped the car, legged it and then hid under a parked car. Got their mate to come pick them up, went home and said it had been stolen and then got the police reply 'Ah ok, well it's been recovered, we'll bring it to you now'

sorted
Lynny
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quote:
Originally posted by Paul_J

in 12 mins @ 140 you cover 28 miles! plenty to get to the next junction and pull off and just ditch the car.




at which point they get a dog unit on the scene that follows you as you hide in a bush and you end up with german shepard marks in yoru arms and legs
dan_c4rsa
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quote:
Originally posted by Paul_J
I know someone who got in a police chase, got chased around for a while, loads of cars chasing them... they finally lost the cops, dumped the car, legged it and then hid under a parked car. Got their mate to come pick them up, went home and said it had been stolen and then got the police reply 'Ah ok, well it's been recovered, we'll bring it to you now'

sorted


Thats like a guy round here

was being chased by 3 of those smallish fiat diesel vans - only like 80bhp tops, and he was in an old CRX.

Got away easy peasy. Parked it in an alley with the keys in the ignition, ran up the road, saw the police go past and phoned in saying something like.

"Ive just seen my fucking car being chased by 3 vans go past me in town! Someones stolen my bastard car!"


Got off scott free
All Torque
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Timbaland
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A guy in Glasgow got caught going through a red light, Saw the Police far back and decided to give it some. he got ahead a bit, parked in a small street, got out, Jumped in the boot and started crying and said he was car jacked.
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quote:
Originally posted by dan_c4rsa
quote:
Originally posted by Paul_J
I know someone who got in a police chase, got chased around for a while, loads of cars chasing them... they finally lost the cops, dumped the car, legged it and then hid under a parked car. Got their mate to come pick them up, went home and said it had been stolen and then got the police reply 'Ah ok, well it's been recovered, we'll bring it to you now'

sorted


Thats like a guy round here

was being chased by 3 of those smallish fiat diesel vans - only like 80bhp tops, and he was in an old CRX.

Got away easy peasy. Parked it in an alley with the keys in the ignition, ran up the road, saw the police go past and phoned in saying something like.

"Ive just seen my fucking car being chased by 3 vans go past me in town! Someones stolen my bastard car!"


Got off scott free






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dan_c4rsa
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quote:
Originally posted by Timbaland
A guy in Glasgow got caught going through a red light, Saw the Police far back and decided to give it some. he got ahead a bit, parked in a small street, got out, Jumped in the boot and started crying and said he was car jacked.



again, i would of shat myself for effect
Timbaland
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quote:
Originally posted by dan_c4rsa
quote:
Originally posted by Timbaland
A guy in Glasgow got caught going through a red light, Saw the Police far back and decided to give it some. he got ahead a bit, parked in a small street, got out, Jumped in the boot and started crying and said he was car jacked.



again, i would of shat myself for effect


You like shitting yourself Dan!

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