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JM Curdy
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Registered: 20th Jan 05
Location: Stranraer, Scotland
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11th Feb 08 at 17:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i got sacked for sleeping with my bosses daughter at work on the pool table at closing time
Dean_W
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Registered: 13th Dec 05
Location: Downham Market, Norfolk
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11th Feb 08 at 17:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

^^ Well in
Mather.16v
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Registered: 1st Nov 04
Location: Stockport
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11th Feb 08 at 17:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

my boss is a full on MILF, were good mates thought, id love to pummel her
Marc
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Registered: 11th Aug 02
Location: York
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11th Feb 08 at 17:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by JM Curdy
i got sacked for sleeping with my bosses daughter at work on the pool table at closing time

I was going to ask a stupid question then as to why you have a pool table in your office

Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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11th Feb 08 at 17:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I nearly got my mate sacked, coincidentally due to the girl I was fucking from work. Her dad owns a garage where my mate works as a mechanic.

I was out enjoying free beers ( ) at there xmas do (was a few months after we stopped seeing eachother) and apparently told him how much I enjoyed fucking his daughter infrotn of all his staff

I would have pucnhed me tbh.
Russ
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Registered: 14th Mar 04
Location: Armchair
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11th Feb 08 at 17:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

yes mose the girls who work for me and loads of the nurses and junior doctors. i filled the last 2 vacancies with the best looking candidates
JM Curdy
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11th Feb 08 at 17:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

usually worked in the office of the hotel but was asked to work the sunday night of the staff night out, first night on bar started work at 5pm was rat arsed for half 6, gave away few hundred quid worth of drink had a lock in til half 4 and knobbed the bosses daughter who was an ex police chief on the pool table and on the seating etc in the main bar area while other punters were helping themselves in the bottom bar official dismissal letter says sexual relations with a female patron of the bar so not hard 2 get away with when people read for new job references n shit
JM Curdy
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11th Feb 08 at 17:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Mather.16v
my boss is a full on MILF, were good mates thought, id love to pummel her


pics?
Mad Moe
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Registered: 14th Jun 01
Location: Northumberland
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11th Feb 08 at 17:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

In my old job I had a one night stand with a young blonde in the office, who in my defence I didn't know already had a partner, and she turned into a right bunny boiler! She started telling everyone that we had been having and affair, that she had left her partner for me and I got cold feet and rejected her after she had told him all. You wouldn't believe the shit I got from the other women in the office and to top it all off she got back with her previous partner after him threating to knock me out etc and fell pregnant within a few weeks! What a luck escape that was
Rebecca
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Registered: 8th Jun 07
Location: Penwortham, Lancashire Drives: Integra Type R
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11th Feb 08 at 17:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I think some of the lads at work are fit. Wouldnt touch any of them though as they are all male whores or married!
Shelly
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Registered: 15th Nov 00
Location: Lancashire Drives: Astra H VXR
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11th Feb 08 at 17:44   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I just had a nightmare... the teacher came in to talk to me, and I went bright red, didn't know what to say and fidgeted about. I wanted the ground to swallow me up.

Now I will look like a right muppet
Steve
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Registered: 30th Mar 02
Location: Worcestershire Drives: Defender
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11th Feb 08 at 17:49   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by novabex
I think some of the lads at work are fit. Wouldnt touch any of them though as they are all male whores or married!


tbf every male person iv seen working at halfords have been chavs
Rebecca
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Location: Penwortham, Lancashire Drives: Integra Type R
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11th Feb 08 at 17:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Your from down south though...

Everyone is a chav.
Steve
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11th Feb 08 at 17:53   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

west midlands actoola

up north is worse
Rebecca
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11th Feb 08 at 18:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Excuse me. Essex is down south. Hence it being worse...
Steve
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11th Feb 08 at 18:03   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Newcastle, Blackpool, Glasgow all full of scallies
Tom
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Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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11th Feb 08 at 18:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Scallies in hoodies with guns steve
Steve
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11th Feb 08 at 18:15   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Phi
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11th Feb 08 at 18:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

steve if we worked together, would i be your 'crush' ?

id make you take that jumper off though im afraid.....
Steve
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Registered: 30th Mar 02
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11th Feb 08 at 18:22   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

you'd have everything off you dirty biatch, iv got a semi
16V_1600
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11th Feb 08 at 18:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Shelly
Have you ever had a crush on someone at work?


Yeah, I have. Been with her for nearly a year now and loving it

[Edited on 11-02-2008 by 16V_1600CS]
Phi
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11th Feb 08 at 18:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

steve do you even get a desk?.......
Steve
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11th Feb 08 at 18:27   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

do i have my own desk? yes
Phi
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11th Feb 08 at 18:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

do you have a computer or just a bit of scrap paper and pen?
Steve
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Registered: 30th Mar 02
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11th Feb 08 at 18:29   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i have a computer and monitor, its a flat screen and everything

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