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Author How to solve the ongoing problem with southerners
dave17
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Leffe is terrible
Nath
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quote:
Originally posted by dave17
DIG DIG DIG!! 2 more tonnes and you get a milk token


From the Ration Book.
topshot_2k
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some northern, gravy drinking pikey started it tbh. thinking northerners are better than southerners.

Only thing i can see they are better at is claiming benefits and keeping bistos profits up.
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quote:
Originally posted by dave17
Leffe is terrible


are you joking? thats an awesome drink and at 6.6% pretty strong
dave17
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no im not joking, tastes like craaaaaaap
andy1868
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leffe is terrible, just terrible
C2RL R
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quote:
Originally posted by andy1868
leffe is terrible, just terrible


as is the south
topshot_2k
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yes, our beaches, high wages, decent houses are so bad compared to the grey, cheap north inhabited by hairy cave men/women
Joe
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18th Jun 07 at 11:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Topshot do you believe the stuff you put on here?
Daimo B
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Northeners use bigger than pint glasses, so it looks like your getting 3/4 of a pint.

Northeners miss all their words. "Im goin down t pub".

Northeners wrestle and have bare knuckle fights for fun. A southerner will just shoot/stab you if you look at them wrong

Northeners have the better natural sights (land, not women).

Northerns have less traffic.

Northerners get paid less.

Can I just say i don't want to be english and either of them?

[Edited on 18-06-2007 by VXR]
C2RL R
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18th Jun 07 at 11:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
all southerners work for either:
peggy mitchell
grant mitchell
phil mitchell
ian beal
Daimo B
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I done a search for "Mitchell" in our 2000+ user base.

We have 1 women called Melanie. And shes in Hong Kong.

We have 1 Beale as well. But shes a secretary

C2RL R
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18th Jun 07 at 11:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
holy shit we have 5 mitchell's!!

they are all in the US. south US.

[Edited on 18-06-2007 by C2RL R]
Daimo B
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18th Jun 07 at 11:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
We have THE original Mitchell down south. The rest are copies.

Lee
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Southerners make statements that sound like questions, by speaking higher pitched at then end of sentences. Just an observation
C2RL R
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quote:
Originally posted by Mark1984_SRI
Southerners make statements that sound like questions, by speaking higher pitched at then end of sentences. Just an observation



upward inflection....annoying as hell
Nath
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Matt H
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Think I hit a nerve
C2RL R
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get back to work
Matt H
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Talk properly
jr
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BTw matt you havent hit a nerve with me
Matt H
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Go see my bro for a conversion
andy1868
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FLOL at the picture
dave17
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Youre a cunt
Matt H
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Go get me some jellied eels

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