andy1868
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Registered: 22nd Jun 06
Location: Burscough, Lancashire
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you have no rod ey robin 
[Edited on 29-05-2007 by andy1868]
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Robin
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It was cold TBPH.
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smack
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my mum and dad once found me stark bollox naked in my room with sick around me and all in the toilot,
we robbed a load of house for sale sighs and stuck them in other peoples gardens.: classic
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All Torque
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Registered: 17th Nov 05
Location: Milton Keynes Drives: Ford Focus TDCi
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quote:
Originally posted by smack
we robbed a load of house for sale sighs and stuck them in other peoples gardens.: classic
I did that once while sober 
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STEvieXE
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Registered: 21st Jan 03
Location: Ballymena N.I.
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quote:
Originally posted by All Torque
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Originally posted by smack
we robbed a load of house for sale sighs and stuck them in other peoples gardens.: classic
I did that once while sober
im gonna do that
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Jake
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Registered: 24th Jan 05
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quote:
Originally posted by Robin
Me and 2 of my mates got stopped by the police after walking 4 miles along a main road, singing all the way, they asked where we'd been and I said 'Fishing', even though we had no rods 
living the dream Robin
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antmashed
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Registered: 2nd Aug 06
Location: Hertford
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quote:
Originally posted by smack
we robbed a load of house for sale sighs and stuck them in other peoples gardens.: classic
quality
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gavin18787
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Registered: 22nd Feb 05
Location: Basildon, Essex
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quote:
Originally posted by sam-smith
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Originally posted by gavin18787
Pulled a complete heffa that I keep bumping into when ever i go out on a night out
She dosn't take hints either and is fucking annoying 
join the club!
its a club I wish not to be part of  she tried phoning me again today , about time i got a new phone anyway 
Drives supercharged Tec with torque  
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taylorboosh
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quote:
Originally posted by gavin18787
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Originally posted by sam-smith
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Originally posted by gavin18787
Pulled a complete heffa that I keep bumping into when ever i go out on a night out
She dosn't take hints either and is fucking annoying
join the club!
its a club I wish not to be part of she tried phoning me again today , about time i got a new phone anyway
get a samsung, then if you repeat your fatty shagging antics which is likely you will, you can just go to block number in the menu, result
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Mike
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Registered: 20th May 06
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Heard about a lad that went for a night out round Wigan. The only way he knew to get home was down the M6 so off he goes. After a while police car pulls up and tells him to get off at the next junction. A while later same police car pulls up again. "I thought I told you to get off at the next junction." Lad replies "I was going too fast and missed my turning."
So they put him in the car and took him home.
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gavin18787
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Registered: 22nd Feb 05
Location: Basildon, Essex
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oh and il get a samsung
Drives supercharged Tec with torque
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WATSON
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Registered: 16th Jun 05
Location: Fife, Scotland
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quote:
Originally posted by smack
my mum and dad once found me stark bollox naked in my room
I would really hate if that happend to me Would hide in my room for months n months
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mattk
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Registered: 27th Feb 06
Location: St. Helens
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quote:
Originally posted by smack
we robbed a load of house for sale sighs and stuck them in other peoples gardens.: classic
Did that when I was 15, Wasnt drunk either
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Davey_boy
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Registered: 28th Apr 03
Location: Kingswinford, West Midlands
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A chap i used to work with once told me a funny story, dunno if its true though.
When he was 18 him and his mates were going round a few pubs, on the way home walking accross the feild behind his house there was a well and leaning up against this well was a railway sleeper, being drunk teenagers they thought it would be funny to throw this railway sleep down the well, as soon as the sleeper had gone over the edge they heard a russle sound behind them, so they turn round to find there was a goat tired to it
The worst thing i ever did was after coming in pissed from the pub, i went and put wax in my hair as if i was getting ready for a night out, stripped naked and put a wolly hat and gloves on and went to bed. Then my mom came in to have ago at mein the morning about all the comosion in the night and threw my covers off me, took me about 5 minutes to relise i was still naked and to make it worse had morning glory.
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Matt L
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FLOL i bet that wasnt awkward lol.
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gavin18787
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Registered: 22nd Feb 05
Location: Basildon, Essex
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and you thought your parents finding you naked was the worst case scenario
Drives supercharged Tec with torque
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nathy_87
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wouldnt say it was a bad thing but i slept with a 35 yr old MILF  had to scarper as i woke up beofre she woke up
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Cosmo
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quote:
Originally posted by nathy_87
wouldnt say it was a bad thing but i slept with a 35 yr old MILF had to scarper as i woke up beofre he woke up
Male Id Like to Fuck 
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Mike
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Gareth
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Not that long ago i came home in odd shoes! Major bummer when mine were size 10 ben sherman and i ended up with one size 9 unknown make....
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bubble
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Registered: 24th Jan 04
Location: Darwin, NT Australia.
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pissed on my mums head when i came in drunk. she was asleep, but the golden shower woke her up. wasnt intentional though
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mikeef
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Registered: 20th Aug 06
Location: Kent
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Was walking through a park on the way back from a night out. A mate and I decided to go sit on swings, On the way out, I thought I'd try and be smart and push the metal gate so fast that it made a loud banging noise, For the shits and giggles off being drunk.
BUT, Did i move out the way? Did i fuck! Metal gate, into my hip, couldn't walk for about a week...
Also, On a night out with a couple of mates in Hastings.. Was walking along sea front when saw a bush that had to be jumped.... The inevitable happened, I jumped it and landed on a minigolf course... on my back. Was painful to say the least
[Edited on 31-05-2007 by mikeef]
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mikeef
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Registered: 20th Aug 06
Location: Kent
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quote:
Originally posted by Davey_boy
A chap i used to work with once told me a funny story, dunno if its true though.
When he was 18 him and his mates were going round a few pubs, on the way home walking accross the feild behind his house there was a well and leaning up against this well was a railway sleeper, being drunk teenagers they thought it would be funny to throw this railway sleep down the well, as soon as the sleeper had gone over the edge they heard a russle sound behind them, so they turn round to find there was a goat tired to it
Fucking ROFL!
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Cosmo
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Registered: 29th Mar 01
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quote:
Originally posted by mikeef
Also, On a night out with a couple of mates in Hastings.. Was walking along sea front when saw a bush that had to be jumped.... The inevitable happened, I jumped it and landed on a minigolf course... on my back. Was painful to say the least
One of my mates saw a wall he thought 'had to be jumped', was only about 3ft or so. Jumped it and disappeared over the other side. Went running over to look and there was about an 8ft drop the otherside. He ended up with a broken leg
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mikeef
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