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Andy Stocker
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14th May 07 at 16:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Or she called him a cunt
Tom
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Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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14th May 07 at 16:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Cunt
Tom
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Ah wow never noticed that
Shane
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14th May 07 at 16:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

lol
Neo
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15th May 07 at 11:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Where did you wake up this morning?
In bed on me own

When was the last time someone saw you naked?
Sunday Morning before work

What was the last text you received and who was it from?
yeah you are working today, see you later




Tarrantino
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15th May 07 at 11:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Where did you wake up this morning?
In bed on my own

When was the last time someone saw you naked?
Sunday morning, and god did she get it afterwards

What was the last text you received and who was it from?
Pub tonight? from one of my mates

[Edited on 15-05-2007 by Tarrantino]
Scotty C
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Registered: 6th Nov 05
Location: Kidderminster Drives: 1.6 16v Sport
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15th May 07 at 11:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Where did you wake up this morning?
In the wench's bed.

When was the last time someone saw you naked?
About 10 minutes ago

What was the last text you received and who was it from?
''Does thou want a lift at 10:30? x'' - old dear.
Fee
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Registered: 16th Nov 05
Location: With AK
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15th May 07 at 11:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Where did you wake up this morning?
In the spare bed again

When was the last time someone saw you naked?
Still last Friday, unless someone is spying on me and I don't know about it!

What was the last text you received and who was it from?
Dumbass - now you'll look like a ginger paki. x
K17STY
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Registered: 13th Dec 02
Location: West Lothian
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15th May 07 at 11:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote


Where did you wake up this morning?
In bed too warm, i apparently kicked stuart during the night

When was the last time someone saw you naked?
This Morning

What was the last text you received and who was it from?
Yummy x from Stuart
--Dave--
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Registered: 17th Feb 04
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15th May 07 at 11:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Where did you wake up this morning?
In my bed, on my own

When was the last time someone saw you naked?
Sunday morning

What was the last text you received and who was it from?
"Fancy a few drinks tonight?" From a mate.

[Edited on 15-05-2007 by --Dave--]
Cosmo
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15th May 07 at 11:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
What was the last text you received and who was it from?
"Fancy a few drinks tonight?"


What did you say to Nathy?
--Dave--
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15th May 07 at 11:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Cosmo

I told him I was male but this didn't seem to bother him
IndyKalsey
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15th May 07 at 11:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Where did you wake up this morning?
In bed, freezing bloody cold
When was the last time someone saw you naked?
Can't remeber, weekend just gone i think

What was the last text you received and who was it from?

'Selling my samurai swords aswell, 50 quid' (From Dean, doubt any of u know who he is)
tom_simes
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Registered: 12th Jan 05
Location: Undy, Newport Drives: Skoda Octavia vRS estate
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15th May 07 at 11:29   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Where did you wake up this morning?
In my bed.

When was the last time someone saw you naked?
Sunday afternoon

What was the last text you received and who was it from?
'Wow, what moanin!' From one of my housemates.
Tom
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15th May 07 at 11:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Where did you wake up this morning?
At home again, was fucked after football and had to be up early

When was the last time someone saw you naked?
Still on sunday

What was the last text you received and who was it from?
Hun i'm on a one xx

Think she means what time we're meeting for LUNCH
Daimo B
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15th May 07 at 11:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Where did you wake up this morning?
In my bed, the usual place?

When was the last time someone saw you naked?
This morning.

What was the last text you received and who was it from?
T-Mobile, your remaining flext text allowance as 23.48 om 13/05 was £73.32 to use until your next bill.

Interesting stuff...
J4M13
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Registered: 15th Apr 06
Location: Bacup (Rossendale)
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15th May 07 at 11:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Where did you wake up this morning?
In bed with the g/f's nipples in my face

When was the last time someone saw you naked?
This morning when i went to get my phone from the front room and didnt realise the curtains were open, old lady had a look of disgust on her face for some reason

What was the last text you received and who was it from?
Hire car = punto. But 2nite im pickin that 205 gti Blaupunkt demo car up, google search it lol, ill bring it down. ta ta - mate Jacko.
Marc
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15th May 07 at 12:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by loafofbrett

What was the last text you received and who was it from?
"Hey mate, you up for the gym tonight?"



From Cosmo?
Cosmo
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15th May 07 at 12:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Marc
From Cosmo?


Wouldnt be from you, that fat ass hasnt seen the gym ever by the looks of it!
Marc
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15th May 07 at 12:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

What the fuck are you doing looking at my ass?

Cosmo
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quote:
Originally posted by Marc
What the fuck are you doing looking at my ass?




TBH its hard to look at anything else considering it practically blocks it all out!
Whittie
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Registered: 11th Aug 06
Location: North Wales Drives: BMW, Corsa & Fiat
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15th May 07 at 12:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Where did you wake up this morning?
In bed
When was the last time someone saw you naked?
Last week sometime
What was the last text you received and who was it from?
hiya hunny, u k? u in cnllege today? if u r dnt forget to bring my jumper, lv u xxxXxxx

Spot the text typo
SteveW
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Registered: 15th Jul 02
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15th May 07 at 13:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Where did you wake up this morning?
In bed
When was the last time someone saw you naked?
2 weekends ago...
What was the last text you received and who was it from?
"Shes scatty as hell but u just would wouldnt u! She 18 but definatley not inocent she does have a bf but so what"

from mate down the gym

[Edited on 15-05-2007 by SteveW]
Tom
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15th May 07 at 14:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Extra questions (reading it again you see ) not putting all in as they're a bit gay some of them

What was the last lie you told?
Told my mum I couldn;t make tea tonight cos; I have football but really I just wana see my gf more than my mum

If you were invisible for the day what would be the first thing you'd do?
Womens toilets in a club, see some hotties and wtf they talk about
gianluigi
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Registered: 9th Mar 05
Location: Ipswich, Suffolk
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15th May 07 at 14:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

What was the last lie you told?
the last blatent lie i told was telling nathy_87 i was female

i dont lie often...i dont tell much of the truth either, but then again i dont talk much

If you were invisible for the day what would you do?
sit in the womens locker room at the gym. walk into loads of houses at random and see what they get up to.

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