Andy Stocker
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Registered: 31st Aug 00
Location: Herts Drives: Porsche 911
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Or she called him a cunt
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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Cunt
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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Ah wow never noticed that
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Shane
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Registered: 10th Jan 04
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lol
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Neo
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Registered: 20th Feb 07
Location: Essex
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Where did you wake up this morning?
In bed on me own 
When was the last time someone saw you naked?
Sunday Morning before work 
What was the last text you received and who was it from?
yeah you are working today, see you later
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Tarrantino
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Registered: 29th Sep 04
Location: Essex
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Where did you wake up this morning?
In bed on my own
When was the last time someone saw you naked?
Sunday morning, and god did she get it afterwards 
What was the last text you received and who was it from?
Pub tonight? from one of my mates
[Edited on 15-05-2007 by Tarrantino]
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Scotty C
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Registered: 6th Nov 05
Location: Kidderminster Drives: 1.6 16v Sport
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Where did you wake up this morning?
In the wench's bed.
When was the last time someone saw you naked?
About 10 minutes ago
What was the last text you received and who was it from?
''Does thou want a lift at 10:30? x'' - old dear.
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Fee
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Registered: 16th Nov 05
Location: With AK
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Where did you wake up this morning?
In the spare bed again
When was the last time someone saw you naked?
Still last Friday, unless someone is spying on me and I don't know about it!
What was the last text you received and who was it from?
Dumbass - now you'll look like a ginger paki. x
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K17STY
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Registered: 13th Dec 02
Location: West Lothian
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Where did you wake up this morning?
In bed too warm, i apparently kicked stuart during the night 
When was the last time someone saw you naked?
This Morning
What was the last text you received and who was it from?
Yummy x from Stuart
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--Dave--
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Registered: 17th Feb 04
Location: Essssseeeeex Drives: Black Supra TT
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Where did you wake up this morning?
In my bed, on my own 
When was the last time someone saw you naked?
Sunday morning
What was the last text you received and who was it from?
"Fancy a few drinks tonight?" From a mate.
[Edited on 15-05-2007 by --Dave--]
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Cosmo
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Registered: 29th Mar 01
Location: Im the real one!
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quote: Originally posted by --Dave--
What was the last text you received and who was it from?
"Fancy a few drinks tonight?"
What did you say to Nathy?
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--Dave--
Banned
Registered: 17th Feb 04
Location: Essssseeeeex Drives: Black Supra TT
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Cosmo
I told him I was male but this didn't seem to bother him
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IndyKalsey
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Registered: 26th Oct 06
Location: Manor Park, East London
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Where did you wake up this morning?
In bed, freezing bloody cold
When was the last time someone saw you naked?
Can't remeber, weekend just gone i think
What was the last text you received and who was it from?
'Selling my samurai swords aswell, 50 quid' (From Dean, doubt any of u know who he is)
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tom_simes
Show Staff Organiser: South Wales Premium Member
Registered: 12th Jan 05
Location: Undy, Newport Drives: Skoda Octavia vRS estate
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Where did you wake up this morning?
In my bed.
When was the last time someone saw you naked?
Sunday afternoon
What was the last text you received and who was it from?
'Wow, what moanin!' From one of my housemates.
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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Where did you wake up this morning?
At home again, was fucked after football and had to be up early 
When was the last time someone saw you naked?
Still on sunday
What was the last text you received and who was it from?
Hun i'm on a one xx
Think she means what time we're meeting for LUNCH
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Daimo B
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Registered: 20th Mar 00
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Where did you wake up this morning?
In my bed, the usual place?
When was the last time someone saw you naked?
This morning.
What was the last text you received and who was it from?
T-Mobile, your remaining flext text allowance as 23.48 om 13/05 was £73.32 to use until your next bill.
Interesting stuff...
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J4M13
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Registered: 15th Apr 06
Location: Bacup (Rossendale)
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Where did you wake up this morning?
In bed with the g/f's nipples in my face
When was the last time someone saw you naked?
This morning when i went to get my phone from the front room and didnt realise the curtains were open, old lady had a look of disgust on her face for some reason
What was the last text you received and who was it from?
Hire car = punto. But 2nite im pickin that 205 gti Blaupunkt demo car up, google search it lol, ill bring it down. ta ta - mate Jacko.
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Marc
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Registered: 11th Aug 02
Location: York
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quote: Originally posted by loafofbrett
What was the last text you received and who was it from?
"Hey mate, you up for the gym tonight?"
From Cosmo?
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Cosmo
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Registered: 29th Mar 01
Location: Im the real one!
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quote: Originally posted by Marc
From Cosmo?
Wouldnt be from you, that fat ass hasnt seen the gym ever by the looks of it!
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Marc
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Registered: 11th Aug 02
Location: York
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What the fuck are you doing looking at my ass? 
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Cosmo
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Registered: 29th Mar 01
Location: Im the real one!
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quote: Originally posted by Marc
What the fuck are you doing looking at my ass? 
TBH its hard to look at anything else considering it practically blocks it all out!
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Whittie
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Registered: 11th Aug 06
Location: North Wales Drives: BMW, Corsa & Fiat
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Where did you wake up this morning?
In bed
When was the last time someone saw you naked?
Last week sometime
What was the last text you received and who was it from?
hiya hunny, u k? u in cnllege today? if u r dnt forget to bring my jumper, lv u xxxXxxx
Spot the text typo
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SteveW
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Registered: 15th Jul 02
Location: Up in the clouds
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Where did you wake up this morning?
In bed
When was the last time someone saw you naked?
2 weekends ago...
What was the last text you received and who was it from?
"Shes scatty as hell but u just would wouldnt u! She 18 but definatley not inocent she does have a bf but so what"
from mate down the gym
[Edited on 15-05-2007 by SteveW]
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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Extra questions (reading it again you see ) not putting all in as they're a bit gay some of them 
What was the last lie you told?
Told my mum I couldn;t make tea tonight cos; I have football but really I just wana see my gf more than my mum 
If you were invisible for the day what would be the first thing you'd do?
Womens toilets in a club, see some hotties and wtf they talk about
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gianluigi
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Registered: 9th Mar 05
Location: Ipswich, Suffolk
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What was the last lie you told?
the last blatent lie i told was telling nathy_87 i was female 
i dont lie often...i dont tell much of the truth either, but then again i dont talk much 
If you were invisible for the day what would you do?
sit in the womens locker room at the gym. walk into loads of houses at random and see what they get up to.
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