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willay
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4th May 07 at 12:19   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
thats my flag.
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First lunch break for 3 weeks
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quote:
Originally posted by neosneaker
This gave me a good laugh this morning, thanks willay



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Currently emailing the ex

And just been phoned by topman for more overtime tonight....
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fro why do you have 2 jobs ?
willay
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why do you think he has two phones?
and access to two cars?
and lives in essex?

[]D[][]\/[][]D
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quote:
Originally posted by willay
why do you think he has two phones?
and access to two cars?
and lives in essex?

[]D[][]\/[][]D


No William Wager.

Jr - the fact is somethings are better in pears...Examples..

Two breasts are better than one
Two bum cheeks are also better than one.
Two legs wrapped around you are most definately better than one.
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Yo afternoon
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quote:
Originally posted by fro-dizzle
quote:
Originally posted by willay
why do you think he has two phones?
and access to two cars?
and lives in essex?

[]D[][]\/[][]D


No William Wager.

Jr - the fact is somethings are better in pears...Examples..

Two breasts are better than one
Two bum cheeks are also better than one.
Two legs wrapped around you are most definately better than one.



What about Heather Mills?
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quote:
Originally posted by fro-dizzle
quote:
Originally posted by willay
why do you think he has two phones?
and access to two cars?
and lives in essex?

[]D[][]\/[][]D


No William Wager.

Jr - the fact is somethings are better in pears...Examples..

Two breasts are better than one
Two bum cheeks are also better than one.
Two legs wrapped around you are most definately better than one.





Pears















Sorry

Corsa 2.0 16v Vegas - Sold
Fro
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quote:
Originally posted by Andy Stocker
quote:
Originally posted by fro-dizzle
quote:
Originally posted by willay
why do you think he has two phones?
and access to two cars?
and lives in essex?

[]D[][]\/[][]D


No William Wager.

Jr - the fact is somethings are better in pears...Examples..

Two breasts are better than one
Two bum cheeks are also better than one.
Two legs wrapped around you are most definately better than one.



What about Heather Mills?


would be ok but would be better if she had two Geddit?

And phil pear shapes rule!
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- safety in numbers.
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plus all you cunts calling me by my full name today
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Oh shit just realised why phil put that!
what a numpty i am

Meant pairs people
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nonfarm payroll happened without a glitch it would seem
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quote:
Originally posted by fro-dizzle
Oh shit just realised why phil put that!
what a numpty i am

Meant pairs people


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Email from ex

"Oh face it Gervais you know I used you. I finished you to be with Neil, surely that proved I never loved you. I jus wish I never used you & we coulda been a proper couple. You was nothing I wanted in a guy but you turned out to be every thing I wanted in a guy. When I started this job I got the underground every night hoping I’d bump into you. Always went to the front carriage because that’s where I had seen you sit once. I walked Tammy up your ends all the time jus hoping to see you for a second."



Just a snippit of one of the many emails i have received this morning
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She used you but now she wants you???
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That what the story has changed to since last time we had this argument
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P.s hi J B Wheels please
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gervais tell her to go eat a dick and die.
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Ahh i never get fun e-mails, Just bot's on myspace notifying me of addys

Anyways Gotta go make some Moneys & pick my car up later, C ya peeps
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What Will said ^^^^^^^^

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Originally posted by fro-dizzle
P.s hi J B Wheels please


Thats both you and Stavs now

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quote:
Originally posted by willay
gervais tell her to go eat a dick and die.


She already has done the first bit i believe

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