Kathryn W
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quote: Originally posted by Cybermonkey
quote: Originally posted by Kathryn W
They get me in the 'mood' when im not tired, but if im already tired then they will just send me asleep
what if you had a cock in your face
I dunno... Perhaps stick it somewhere where the sun dont shine?
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willay
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hot
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Dione J
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filth
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Sam
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quote: Originally posted by fro-dizzle
quote: Originally posted by Sam
quote: Originally posted by loubielou
quote: Originally posted by Sam
loubielou, can I give you one?
A massage, that is...
my best friends doing it. shes a beauty therapist but has big fat fingers an no nails so theres no danger of being turned on lol shes a bit heavy handed but does the job 
Oh OK.
How about a date instead?
gtf!
Is she your bird?
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Fro
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Oui
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Cybermonkey
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quote: Originally posted by Kathryn W
quote: Originally posted by Cybermonkey
quote: Originally posted by Kathryn W
They get me in the 'mood' when im not tired, but if im already tired then they will just send me asleep
what if you had a cock in your face
I dunno... Perhaps stick it somewhere where the sun dont shine?

[Edited on 03-04-2007 by Cybermonkey]
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dave17
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quote: Originally posted by Corsa_phi
quote: Originally posted by dave17
Phi would love it, i can tell, shes from Kent like me.
im not 'from' kent!
anyway your in london.. lol thats not kent
so do like it then?
ur from maidstone? thats in kent is it not? and i live in west wickham, which is in kent.
im not sure if you like it, but we could give it a try so you can find out?
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Sam
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quote: Originally posted by fro-dizzle
Oui
If you are both in Southend one evening, I wish to come down and give you both a group hug xXx
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Dione J
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quote: Originally posted by Sam
quote: Originally posted by fro-dizzle
Oui
If you are both in Southend one evening, I wish to come down and give you both a group hug xXx
lies. Your really gutted she is getting some thug lovin'
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Sam
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Yes, I'm sat here crying over it all really, as I type this message. 
I thought we were destined to be together and get married and stuff, TBH.
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Kathryn W
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Awww Sam... have a kit kat
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Sam
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Fro
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quote: Originally posted by Sam
quote: Originally posted by fro-dizzle
Oui
If you are both in Southend one evening, I wish to come down and give you both a group hug xXx
What for?
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Dione J
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quote: Originally posted by fro-dizzle
What for?
He wants to watch you put your pork sword into Loubies treasure chest
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--Dave--
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lovely
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Jules
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Few drops of rohypnol on the pillow works wonders......
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willay
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trust jules to say that, being from ipswich.
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Phi
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quote: Originally posted by Jules
Few drops of rohypnol on the pillow works wonders......

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--Dave--
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quote: Originally posted by willay
trust jules to say that, being from ipswich.
fucking hell......
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Tom
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If a girl lets you massage her in the first place and you don't realise you've already scored then you're a chump.
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Dione J
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CorsAsh
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quote: Originally posted by Tom
If a girl lets you massage her in the first place and you don't realise you've already scored then you're a chump.
I had a funny image of people reading this thread then going up behind random girls in clubs and trying to massage them
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Matt L
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quote: Originally posted by d_jay50
   hahaha.
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Cybermonkey
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quote: Originally posted by Tom
If a girl lets you massage her in the first place and you don't realise you've already scored then you're a chump.
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Sam
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My ex is still refusing to let me massage her, I can't help it if it leads us to having sex afterwards! 
I reckon she thinks I want her back... I was only after a shag TBH. Stupid woman.
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