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jaffa

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Registered: 27th Mar 00
Location: Stoke-on-Trent
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7th Mar 07 at 16:39

I stabbed my crush because im sexy as hell

shawboy

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Registered: 1st Jul 02
Location: Wombwell, Barnsley
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7th Mar 07 at 17:03

i killed an orange cause i smoke crack

chris_uk

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Registered: 8th Jul 03
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7th Mar 07 at 17:09

quote:
Originally posted by Hammer
I ran naked with a jew because that's how i roll

This thing is eerily watertight

u born on the 3rd august?

Dan

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Registered: 22nd Apr 02
Location: Gorleston on Sea, Norfolk
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7th Mar 07 at 17:11

i ran naked with a hottie, cos im sexy as hell

[Edited on 07-03-2007 by Dan]

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Kerry

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Registered: 5th Oct 01
Location: Norwich
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7th Mar 07 at 17:17

I ate a whore because I am sexy as hell !!

Seany

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Registered: 13th Dec 06
Location: Dunfermline, Fife : Drives Astra cdti Sri
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7th Mar 07 at 17:24

i ran shirtless with barney the dinosaur because thats how i roll

Mather.16v

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Registered: 1st Nov 04
Location: Stockport
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7th Mar 07 at 17:26

i ran naked with my boyfriend because i have double d's

vaux-tech

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Registered: 28th May 06
Location: Preston, Lancs. Drives: Astra SRI turbo.
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7th Mar 07 at 17:56

i killed paris hilton because im a pimp and your jealous (well somebody had to kill the bitch, shes annoyin as fuck)

shep2006

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Registered: 10th Apr 06
Location: Howden East Yorkshire
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7th Mar 07 at 18:00

I killed a toothbrush because I'm a pimp and your jealous

Antz

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Registered: 28th Jul 03
Location: Leeds Drives: Myself Insane!
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7th Mar 07 at 18:02

I ran naked with Santa Clause becasue I'm good in bed

drbeansri

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Registered: 10th Dec 06
Location: Hertfordshire / Plymouth
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7th Mar 07 at 18:03

i ate a bag of weed because im sexy as hell

[Edited on 07-03-2007 by drbeansri]

Whittie

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Registered: 11th Aug 06
Location: North Wales Drives: BMW, Corsa & Fiat
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7th Mar 07 at 18:30

I cuddled with a french fry because thats how I roll.

Tom B

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Registered: 23rd May 05
Location: West Midlands
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7th Mar 07 at 19:39

I slept with a whore because I'm a pimp and your jealous

TomWilly

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Registered: 20th Sep 05
Location: Bristol
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7th Mar 07 at 19:41

I stabbed your dealer because im a pimp and your jealous

Phi

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Registered: 8th Jan 07
Location: South
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7th Mar 07 at 19:43

I ran shirtless with a crackhead because I'm a pimp and your jealous

yeah..mines crap lol

drunkenfool

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Registered: 7th Feb 03
Location: Hereford Drives: Audi R8 V8
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7th Mar 07 at 19:47

I Killed your Grandma, 'cos that's how i roll

tooolbox timmy

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Registered: 6th Dec 05
Location: lancashire
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7th Mar 07 at 19:48

i shot a condom because I am good in bed

Corsa Sport Gav

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Registered: 12th Feb 03
Location: Durham, County Durham Drives: A6 Allroad
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7th Mar 07 at 20:42

I banged Paris Hilton because I've got abs

SVM 286

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Registered: 13th Feb 05
Location: pain
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7th Mar 07 at 20:50

quote:
Originally posted by Half Pint
i killed a french fry because that how i roll

wtf

It's code Antonio -

French Fry = Clio

Killed Clio

SVM 286

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Registered: 13th Feb 05
Location: pain
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7th Mar 07 at 20:51

quote:
Originally posted by loubielou
i ran naked with barney the dinosaur because i have amazing boobs

Yeah, but what did the birthdate thingy come up with for you Lou?

Neo

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Registered: 20th Feb 07
Location: Essex
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7th Mar 07 at 22:17

I stabbed paris hilton because i had to

sorry this has nothing to do with the game, just thought i'd bring it to everyones attention !!

ajscorsa

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Registered: 30th Apr 02
Location: Perceton, North Ayrshire
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7th Mar 07 at 23:02

i slept with a whore because i had to loll

Rachel H

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Registered: 12th Nov 03
Location: Berks
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7th Mar 07 at 23:48

How about mine

I killed a Jew

because I'm good in bed

Hammer

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Registered: 11th Feb 04
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7th Mar 07 at 23:51

quote:
Originally posted by chris_uk

quote:
Originally posted by Hammer
I ran naked with a jew because that's how i roll

This thing is eerily watertight

u born on the 3rd august?

Nope but i think you may have been smoking crack

amxor

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Registered: 12th May 05
Location: Rochester
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8th Mar 07 at 08:02

i needed a prostitute because i'm good in bed.

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