Edd
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we had a teacher called miss tees
and oh my god was she
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gianluigi
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our english teacher was fit, she used to flirt with me infront of the whole class 
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Edd
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quote:
Originally posted by gianluigi
our english teacher was fit, he used to flirt with me infront of the whole class
wrong
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gianluigi
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i could see that coming
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--Dave--
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that's wrong Luigi 
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gianluigi
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I was never picked for the school football team dave, when i was picked, i played right-back 
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Dan Lewis
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Was playing hockey in PE didnt like it very much so a few mates decided to use a hockey stick as a baseball bat, somebody threw the ball to me a whacked it and you could see it flying through the air then smack it hit this person on the head, it was well funny! didnt even get told off too!
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Robin
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a lot of our teachers were hot. Miss McDowell was the bestest
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Ojc
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None of our teachers were fit, they all had fat arses or had coffee breath, we prefered to bully teachers until they cried, they were power hungry morons who needed to respect OUR authority.
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Edd
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quote:
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i could see that coming
i saw you coming awell
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Dan Lewis
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oh and there was a "special" kid called rob and when pokemon was the in thing, he use to think he could see them and go a catch them on the shcool fields, and he thought he was spiderman once and tried to climb up the school
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James
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One of my friends inflated a condom in my english class and then told the teacher it was a balloon and popped it in his face
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welshdude
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quote:
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my mate had the same tv as one of our science labs so he brought the remote in one day when we knew a video was gonna be shown and the teacher shat himself. mustve thought the tv set was possessed or something
One of the boys in my class had a watch that could change tv channels, that was also amusing
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I kicked the padlock off of someone's locker, they couldn't get their bag out for ages
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I was also playing football in class when I acidentally put my foot through a rather expensive looking projector
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James
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This one time, at band camp, I stuck a flute in my pussy
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We had swimming lessons once and this girl (Michelle Jones) played with my winky underwater
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James
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Did you get a stiffy?
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Robin
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I had my first play with boobies in an art room after school one day. was fun 
also had my first snog on a school trip to paris, i was 15 
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I got a semi. I was then told to do a few lengths but I couldn't so they chucked me in the junior pool with the 8 year olds
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Ojc
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OMFG how the hell could I have forgotten this story from school
Whilst we were bunking in year 11 we were over the golf course which was beside a horse stable, one day whilst sitting on the golf course bunking off German and smoking we noticed another group of girls in the year below bunking off as well but they were in the stables, so we went over there to sh1t them up and caught this girl wanking a horse off Oh my dayz this was the best and funniest moment of my life, I still see the girl from time to time and she has to respect my authority.
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James
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Where the fuck do you meet these people Ollie?
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--Dave--
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Robin
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I had sex in the PE shed. (on a sunday)
I had left school by this point, and so had the girl
it was february, bit chilly tbh.
[Edited on 19-09-2006 by robmarriott]
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gianluigi
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