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Lawrah
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1st Sep 06 at 13:10   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

shhhaaaglooooof!! been, hated it. never going back..ENJOY YOUR HOLIDAY!
--Dave--
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i had a funny post on the 2nd page about sphunking into Sam's hair.

Didn't get any laughs though
Tom
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quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
i had a funny post on the 2nd page about sphunking into Sam's hair.

Didn't get any laughs though


I found it offensive iirc
--Dave--
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who pays for you to go on all these holidays Sam?
--Dave--
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and don't say you do, I don't think you work as a trainee solicitor at all, I've seen your spelling!
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Her sugar puff daddy, he's the window tinting monster.
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quote:
Originally posted by Tom
quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
i had a funny post on the 2nd page about sphunking into Sam's hair.

Didn't get any laughs though


I found it offensive iirc


Edd
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rich iranian guys
Lawrah
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called imran
--Dave--
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quote:
Originally posted by Tom
Her sugar puff daddy, he's the window tinting monster.


RAAAAAAARRRRR!!!
Tom
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I got offered 3000/4000 euro's to sell a girl I know in the vip bit of amnesia a few years back he was american and fat and had 92 gold rings on
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quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
quote:
Originally posted by Tom
quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
i had a funny post on the 2nd page about sphunking into Sam's hair.

Didn't get any laughs though


I found it offensive iirc





I wanted to say it
--Dave--
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what was the guy's name Tom? I may be able to put some business his way
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Hank or Chuck or something, owned a ranch in texas iirc
James
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WHERE IS ALL THE GOOD BANTER
Tom
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quote:
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Why am I not starting any good banter


You're a cock eater?

James
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Is that nelly furtados new song?

I'm a coooooooock eater, like a long shaft lots of white spunk lalalalala
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PMSL
Dom
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quote:
Originally posted by w4sam1
tell me about it i used 2 think southerners were ok but then i went on holiday!!!


tbh, we don't much like the thick-as-shit-daddies-girl-blondes either

as for magaluf.....LMFSO ....dont catch chlamydia this time
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banter is good on here today i must admit
James
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I got a letter from the solicitors Sam works for the other day.

It said the following........

Alright Sir/Madam/Woteva innit,

I is sendin dis letter to let you know dat you has broken da law.

Gutted bruv.

Give us a buzz and we will sort it.

Cheers

w4sam1 (Dat is da number plate on me tinted up lupo aye)

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Dom
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lets be honest, she does sponsor the north yorkshire massif when there "cruizin'" in there "pimped" up fiestas and get done for "ridin' Dirty"....
Tom
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quote:
Originally posted by James
I got a letter from the solicitors Sam works for the other day.

It said the following........

Alright Sir/Madam/Woteva innit,

I is sendin dis letter to let you know dat you has broken da law.

Gutted bruv.

Give us a buzz and we will sort it.

Cheers

w4sam1 (Dat is da number plate on me tinted up lupo aye)

xxx




FPMSL mazin
--Dave--
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ROFLAGE fo sho!!!
--Dave--
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"riding dirty"

this is some funny sh!t!

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