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Robin
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14th Aug 06 at 12:19   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote



thats all well and good if you dont mind high pitched noises and cats screeching at 2 am
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This is the best product for getting rid of cats -



Even your kids can get involved and have fun too
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you dont get that with the water sprayer
Robin
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get some of these

http://www.deteracat.co.uk/cat_repellent_spikes.htm

should stop cats, and people from sleeping on your bonnet
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American cops have the right idea:

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GILLESPIE, Ill., -- Police in Gillespie, Ill., say that after failing to catch an injured cat with a harness pole, they used a Taser gun on the animal.

Gillespie Police Chief Rick Hearn said his officers' response was appropriate given the circumstances, reported the River Bend (Ill.) Telegraph Monday.

Officers were called after it was reported two cats were fighting in a garage. One cat, which had lost an eye and was badly mangled, escaped to the garage's rafters and police called animal control officer Jessica Spangler.

The newspaper said the officers tried to net the cat, but when that failed they used Taser gun on the injured animal.

Once the cat was brought down, Spangler told the officers the cat was severely injured and ordered them to shoot it. They did.

However, one resident was appalled by the action and that the animal control officer ordered the cat shot, rather than transported to a veterinarian for either medical treatment or to be humanely euthanatized.

That citizen wrote the Telegraph, "I would hope that if my cat or dogs ever got out, that animal control and Gillespie's officers would not kill it inhumanely."



Taser them, then shoot them.
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Originally posted by robmarriott
get some of these

http://www.deteracat.co.uk/cat_repellent_spikes.htm

should stop cats, and people from sleeping on your bonnet


new mod

needs repellent spikes
Robin
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However, one resident was appalled by the action and that the animal control officer ordered the cat shot, rather than transported to a veterinarian for either medical treatment or to be humanely euthanatized.


ITS A CAT FFS, who cares?
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i get rudely awaken by cats at least once a week, at around 3-5am them fighting or shagging, i dont know which it is.

I am going to purchase a long range water pistol


Wont hurt em, but im sure they wont be back! Theres one on play.com for £3.99
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gan you get pepper spray in a water pistol style?
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went into geordie mode there

thinking about it, would bleach work in a water pistol? that'd do the trick
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Before I moved here, a fella who stayed over the back hated cats, so he put out mini bear trap type devices One cat lost a leg
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FPMSL

thats
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At least it wasn't my cat Starting to wish it was, the old senile cnut keeps waking me at 7am then running away
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quote:
Originally posted by Eckmcmann
Before I moved here, a fella who stayed over the back hated cats, so he put out mini bear trap type devices One cat lost a leg


ROFL
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quote:
Originally posted by SetH
quote:
Originally posted by Eckmcmann
Before I moved here, a fella who stayed over the back hated cats, so he put out mini bear trap type devices One cat lost a leg


ROFL


Seth, when you do ROFL, does it make a lot of noise?, do you bang into the walls alot with your feet?
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I imagine him being like the Tasmanian devil, making similar slobbering noises etc, but just much more buff.
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i bet his floor is quite worn out by now
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WTF are people saying "put orange uice" or "put watered down chilli sauce" on it for?
The point of this thread is that he has CLEANED his car and wants to keep it clean - by pouring orange juice over it you're hardly achieving your goal!
I'd rather have paw prints than sticky orange juice!
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Originally posted by Jules
WTF are people saying "put orange uice" or "put watered down chilli sauce" on it for?
The point of this thread is that he has CLEANED his car and wants to keep it clean - by pouring orange juice over it you're hardly achieving your goal!
I'd rather have paw prints than sticky orange juice!


each to their own

i'd park upside down
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Dont get cats walking on my car. Dont really get them coming into our garden either.

Probably cos we spray them with the hose pipe or throw something at them

[Edited on 14-08-2006 by Matty G]
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smear urine over ur car that will get rif of em
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Wait in the shadows for the furry little shit packet to be asleep on your bonnet, then sneak up behind it, in it's blind spot, all stealth assasin-like in full Ninja get-up, and then pour a bucket of freshly boiled caustic soda over it.

You could also mace the fucker, or get it with a tazer, or squirt quick lime in it's eyes with a water pistol.

Alternatively, you could just grab it by the head and take it back to it's owner's residence where you could spend an enjoyable few seconds nail gunning it to their front door while laughing.
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quote:
Originally posted by Kerry
quote:
Originally posted by lynny_sxi
what if you get a cat that likes citrus fruit?


then it must be a lemon


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quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
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Originally posted by Alex.S
You can buy some stuff from Pet shops apparentley to stop this from happening


Since when do Pet Shops sell mini-guns?

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