Bri 16v
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Registered: 12th Jul 05
Location: Aberdeen, Scotland
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While standing in line at a fast food joint, you take too much time deliberating on your order. A very hungry, very crazy man approaches you from behind and takes a large bite out of your neck. You quickly bleed to death.
im not goin to another fast food place, ever 
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ClaireF
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Registered: 1st Nov 05
Location: hurlford, scotland Drives: corsa again
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me
You're stung several dozen times by a swarm of bees. The large amount of venom in your blood causes your throat to swell shut. Unable to breathe, you suffocate to death.
mark (me bloke)
While on a group tour of a candy factory, you fall over a guardrail and land on a taffy pulling machine. Your head, torso, and legs are ripped into three separate sections
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Jake
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Registered: 24th Jan 05
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A crazed man in a hardware store fatally attacks you with a garden hoe.
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Paul
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Registered: 16th Apr 02
Location: Oop north.
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After swallowing several capsules which you thought were pain relievers, you're told that you were given "foam animal in a capsule" capsules as a joke. The foam animals expand to twenty times their original size, causing a major intestinal obstruction. Unable to pass solid waste, you die from self-toxification.
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Carr
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Registered: 1st Oct 04
Location: Leicestershire (Home) Ambleside, Lakes (Uni)
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While attending a horse show, you bend over to tie your shoe. Halfway though the brief process, you receive a deadly kick from a startled Clydesdale.
All I have to do is avoid horse shows and I'll live forever then
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Aaron
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Registered: 9th Aug 04
Location: Cottingham, East Riding
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You are bitten while tormenting a sickly-looking squirrel. You die from rabies days later
OMG....our garden is always full or these little things. i have a new found respect for squirrels 
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boyracer2002
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Registered: 10th Aug 02
Location: West Yorkshire
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While drunk with friends, you fall down a flight of stairs and break your neck. Thinking you've simply passed out, your friends ignore your lifeless body for hours.
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Born_corsa02
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Registered: 20th Dec 02
Location: Essex
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A fat woman overhears you as you snicker and make fun of her with your friends. Intending only to embarrass you, she walks over and puts you into a headlock. She unwittingly breaks your neck, however, killing you instantly.
PMSL
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douse
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Registered: 27th Aug 05
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A gang of midgets wraps you in plastic wrap and proceeds to cook you with a hair dryer. You are slowly squeezed to death as the plastic wrap shrinks around your body.
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Robbo
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Registered: 6th Aug 02
Location: London
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You are beaten to death by a group of thugs in a dark alley.
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gasman dan
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Registered: 8th Feb 06
Location: dudley, west mids
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As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, your face is skinned using steel wool and subsequently doused with bleach. While you're still alive, your face is then doused with ammonia. The bleach and ammonia chemically react and melt the remaining flesh from your skull.
Nice
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Jess GSi
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Registered: 2nd Feb 05
Location: Hepworth, Suffolk
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You contract HIV from some unprotected sex and eventually succomb to AIDS.
GREAT!!! lol
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Doug
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Registered: 8th Oct 03
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You are mauled to death by a rabid pitbull.
Not a fan of pitbulls 
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Butler
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Registered: 2nd Jun 05
Location: London
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While driving, you impatiently tailgate a slow-moving semi. Without warning, the semi slams onto its brakes, and you slam into the back of it. A second semi, which happens to be impatiently tailgating you, slams into the back of you, crushing you between the two semis.
Whats a semi? Im not gay I swear
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schoey
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Registered: 29th Jun 05
Location: Billinghay, Lincolnshire
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While sleeping, you're tied to your bed by your girlfriend 
and peeled to death using a vegetable peeler.
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MikeD
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Registered: 18th Aug 02
Location: Whittlesey, Cambridgeshire
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Your unrelenting heckling of a prop comic drives him to beat you to death with a toilet seat.
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Eck
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Registered: 17th Apr 06
Location: Lundin Links, Fife
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As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, your head is put into a vice and crushed. ...
charming
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