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some of the best times during my school years were on the school bus, used to get into so much trouble.
We would have flour fights, water fights, pull the sponge out of the chairs, a few windows were broken/pushed out, we would smoke out the windows, broke a few chairs, the list goes on 
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gianluigi
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i remember in yr7/8 as soon as i got into school, we would play football. we'd get all muddy and sweaty before school even started
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L33 LEG
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remember walkin round school with my shirt hangin out and the smallest tie ever on and wearin black jeans jst to look different lol  bear in mind, i went to school full of geeks who looked their smartest all the time 
oh and i kept bleaching my hair bright blonde which jst seriously pissed of the teachers
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Brett
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Me and a mate were sat at our desk and a girl came over to sit at her seat.
Just as she was about to sit down my mate pulled her chair away and the bitch went down
On her way down she cracked her head on the chair 
She came in next day wearing a neck brace
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Edd
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when a dog ran into the school playground
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gianluigi
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one time a rat was found in the canteen, and school was closed for 3 days 
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Brett
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Also, when I made my teacher cry.
Wasn't really a big thing.
She was forcing us all to play softball after school against another class and she said "baseball" by mistake and i'd started taking the piss out of her
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L33 LEG
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just remembered my exam prank lol. me n my mate got a load of maggots and put them in the cieling of our form room and then whilst we wer havin out gcses we put them in the cupboards and behind radiators so the place fuckin stank and nobody knew where the smell was comin from
my form tutor however knew it was me straight away
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gianluigi
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Lee, i wonder why
i kept getting the giggles in my exams, especially with idiot invigilators and my mate in the desk behind me didnt help by throwing pen lids at me
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L33 LEG
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quote:
Originally posted by gianluigi
Lee, i wonder why
i kept getting the giggles in my exams, especially with idiot invigilators and my mate in the desk behind me didnt help by throwing pen lids at me
exams wer great, espeicially language ones cos no-one gave a fuck. its great when the teachers dnt tell u wer to sit lol cos u end up with the bad crowd on the back row lol jst constantly shoutng random words and chuckin paper n sh1t at the geeks in front. and then when the teachers wud bollock us all tht just makes everyone laugh so much lol.
what is it with laughing when u get told off?
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Kathryn W
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quote:
Originally posted by gianluigi
one time a rat was found in the canteen, and school was closed for 3 days
that happened in our school.. but in the hall where the break stuff was served lol.. fooking disgusting.. our school didn't close
i remember when i was in year 10/11 all the lads used to stand in a little walk way which had mats in.. when some vunrable young kid come past they would rag up the mat and send them flying.. funny as fook but dead nasty
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Greasemonkey
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We used to play strip light indoor football in the sixth form centre. Aim of the game was to bring down as many strip lights as possible. My record was 8 and i got suspended for that.
Flour fights in cooking class was always a laugh getting sent half was across the school to the office looking like a ghost covered from head to foot in the white stuff.
Hide the clay in design, used to stick clay to the ceiling as discretely as possible, used to use bit the size of footballs in the end untill it brought the ceiling down.
Once sellotaped Mr Speakmans (maths teacher) chair to the desk whilst he was sat on it that was funny.
Oh and a mate of mine set light to the humanities department to get his missus out of P.E
Another good one was during fire alarm practice we used to smash all the fire alarm on the way out then they couldnt shut them off so we got to stay out of lesson longer
Er ya know the doors with self closers, if ya hung off the closer it bent it a little so the next person who came throught the door would either walk straight into it of take the top of the door off
I had a huge stash of porn on my computer at school so they printed off all the pics in colour for me and sent them to my parents, dad was chuffed i was not gay and let me keep them 
I got so many stories its nice to remember the good times, not suprisingly i got expelled eventually 
[Edited on 04-01-2006 by Greasemonkey]
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Jamie Walby
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I remember in graphics we were just ripping out of the teacher with sly comments about the other teacher he was meant to be seeing. He kept us behind after lesson and one of my mates just walked out, teacher ran to do to call him back in and my mate just turned round stuck his fingers up at the teacher and said fuck you, i aint being late home for tea......teacher came back in and started laying into me and the other guy and we just kept on back chatting, teacher ended up slamming his fists onto his desk then just fell over and cried, turned out he broke all his fingers/knuckles. When he fell, we did a runner.
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Jamie Walby
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And also a girl called leanne setting fire to one of the maths teachers hair in the corridor at lunch was amusing.
And me and a few mates made a make shift band and won the talent show playng a cover of the whos my generation the girls loved it. Blew the competition out of the water. The drama queens were gutted cos they said 3 boys that had only been playing instruments for a few months couldnt win a talent contest against them because they had the best voices........we dedicated the song to them before we started
That was a good day
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Brett
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Jamie you just reminded me of in primary school when me and my mates did Ant & Dec's "if i give you my number" for a talent show
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Jamie Walby
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quality.
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gianluigi
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@ jamie in graphics. our graphics teacher was a homo, literally and we used to have fights with polystyrine, grating it then making it stick to another persons clothes, was a bugger to get off!
also this one guy decided that he'd be cool and make a pact. at the begining of the graphics course him nad his mates made a pact that they would do no work at all. even when one of them attempted work, he'd rip it up and throw it in the bin so at the end of the year when the coursework was due in, all his mates had work to hand in and he was left empty handed Rofl!
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Rus
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a bunch of us pushed this kid into a metal cuboard and started pushing it back and fourth, eventually tiping it over and us leaving through a window
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gianluigi
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this one time on this lads birthday, the thing to give him instead of a present was "birthday beats" so on the field everyone was beating him up, and this one lad took it too far and really hurt him, and he shouted "fuck off u fat nigger" to him, that didnt help matters things got worse and teachers got involved.
the head teacher took our years boys into an asembly, to find out who else was involved and tell us off, and in the process he read hout the statement that the lad wrote how shameful (at the time )
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Ally
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I remember in my maths GCSE someone kept farting really loudly and no one knew who it was
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gianluigi
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was it u ally
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Ally
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No 
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gianluigi
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Ally,
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Ally
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I did just then yeh sorry
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