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mobymaster
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27th Apr 06 at 14:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Wouldnt worry about it, alot of people think they are charlie big boll*cks when they are in a car. The majority will sh*t themselves if you get out and confront them. People on the road also doo this if they throw something at your car, run a mile if you slam on and jump out the car .

Wouldnt worry about it, will have bin some nob showing off to the girl.
Cybermonkey
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27th Apr 06 at 14:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

yes, some women dont wash before using the pole. all sorts of fluids get left running down them. i remember i once slipped into a gentlemans club in Potters Bar, the stench of fish was unbearable
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27th Apr 06 at 14:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

should of got out and jumped his head Luigi style

don't forget to collect the coins along the way
gianluigi
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27th Apr 06 at 14:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote



you pole dance
sxi16vjoe
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27th Apr 06 at 14:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I got quite good at it. Its great fun when your drunk. Might go down the local strip club on friday and show them dirty old sluts how its done.

Cybermonkey
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27th Apr 06 at 14:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by gianluigi


you pole dance


this was in fact taken outside the PoleCats Exotic dance club. Was knocked down in '79 though something about a toilet seat and acid
Anyhoo, Barry and I used to frequent PoleCats regularly, mostly because we were unable to pull ordinary women. Some say it was my tie, but i like to think it was Barry's hips that put off the ladies.
Nismo
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27th Apr 06 at 14:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Similar thing happened to me once before, the guy followed me for miles and i was with the misus , didnt want to park up anywhere as he looked big

So i found a straight road and let the RX open up hell on him
Jason Iles
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27th Apr 06 at 14:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I just remembered when I cut someone up in the S2000 was in a rush to get home and watch desperate house wives.
Got to the drive way and the wanker was parked outside my house he got out the car so i got out started walking towards him and he just said drive more carefullly you don't want to wreck that car I was like WTF.

2 weeks later the S2 was a ball of metal on my drive he got the last laugh
sxi16vjoe
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27th Apr 06 at 14:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Hope you learnt you lesson Jase
Jason Iles
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27th Apr 06 at 14:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by sxi16vjoe
Hope you learnt you lesson Jase


Not really, although I have stopped watching desperate house wives
SXi_Tim
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27th Apr 06 at 14:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Jason Iles
I just remembered when I cut someone up in the S2000 was in a rush to get home and watch desperate house wives.
Got to the drive way and the wanker was parked outside my house he got out the car so i got out started walking towards him and he just said drive more carefullly you don't want to wreck that car I was like WTF.

2 weeks later the S2 was a ball of metal on my drive he got the last laugh
Not funny, but funny if you get me
sxi16vjoe
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27th Apr 06 at 14:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Jason Iles
quote:
Originally posted by sxi16vjoe
Hope you learnt you lesson Jase


Not really, although I have stopped watching desperate house wives



Why? why would you stop watching Eva Longoria??

You will never learn!
Jason Iles
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27th Apr 06 at 14:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by SXi_Tim
quote:
Originally posted by Jason Iles
I just remembered when I cut someone up in the S2000 was in a rush to get home and watch desperate house wives.
Got to the drive way and the wanker was parked outside my house he got out the car so i got out started walking towards him and he just said drive more carefullly you don't want to wreck that car I was like WTF.

2 weeks later the S2 was a ball of metal on my drive he got the last laugh
Not funny, but funny if you get me


I thought it was hillarious cause he always looks at me when he drives past in that knowing way
Jason Iles
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27th Apr 06 at 14:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by sxi16vjoe
quote:
Originally posted by Jason Iles
quote:
Originally posted by sxi16vjoe
Hope you learnt you lesson Jase


Not really, although I have stopped watching desperate house wives



Why? why would you stop watching Eva Longoria??

You will never learn!


I haven't stopped stalking her just stopped watching the program
SXi_Tim
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27th Apr 06 at 14:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I reckon he would have a had a giggle when he saw your s2k wrecked though
Jason Iles
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27th Apr 06 at 14:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by SXi_Tim
I reckon he would have a had a giggle when he saw your s2k wrecked though


I know

I might set fire to his house, now you mention it
sxi16vjoe
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27th Apr 06 at 14:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Then you can have a giggle when you see him trying to escape from a blazing inferno
Jason Iles
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27th Apr 06 at 14:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

He'd come out rolling on the grass and i'd just point and laugh
sxi16vjoe
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quote:
Originally posted by Jason Iles
He'd come out rolling on the grass and i'd just point and laugh



Can I help you do this its sounds like fun

[Edited on 27-04-2006 by sxi16vjoe]
Jason Iles
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27th Apr 06 at 14:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Why not SW meet anyone
sxi16vjoe
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quote:
Originally posted by Jason Iles
Why not SW meet anyone



I'll bring my prodigy cd. "I'm the firestarter!"
Jason Iles
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gianluigi
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PMSL jase and joe
gianluigi
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27th Apr 06 at 14:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Cybermonkey
quote:
Originally posted by gianluigi


you pole dance


this was in fact taken outside the PoleCats Exotic dance club. Was knocked down in '79 though something about a toilet seat and acid
Anyhoo, Barry and I used to frequent PoleCats regularly, mostly because we were unable to pull ordinary women. Some say it was my tie, but i like to think it was Barry's hips that put off the ladies.


Jason Iles
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