Jason Iles
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Bristol
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"Your girfriend can do it no handed"
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Blue
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Registered: 24th Feb 03
Location: Sideways
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You supply the butt, I'll supply the oil
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Jason Iles
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Bristol
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"Your girlfriend is in my footwell giving head"
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marcbcorsa
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Registered: 15th Sep 02
Location: Harrogate
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"hows my driving? call 0800 suck shit"
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Butler
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Registered: 2nd Jun 05
Location: London
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quote: Originally posted by Jason Iles
"Your girlfriend is in my footwell giving head"
 
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-wylo-
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Registered: 4th Oct 04
Location: Dunfermline
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"Ten dollar, sucky sucky"
"your mother is due me change FFS!"
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_Allan_
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Registered: 24th Mar 04
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Some popular bike ones..
'' 0 - Casualty in 3 seconds ''
'' My other toy has tits ''
'' If you can read this then I've crashed '' Printed upside down.
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Corsa_Carl
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Registered: 8th Oct 04
Location: Darlington
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"if u can read this then get the fuk away from the bastid ass of my bastid car u feckin wanker" y do ppl wanna touch my rear bumper lol
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Kif
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Registered: 13th Jan 05
Location: Doncaster, South Yorkshire
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quote: Originally posted by Corsa_Carl
"if u can read this then get the fuk away from the bastid ass of my bastid car u feckin wanker" y do ppl wanna touch my rear bumper lol
WTF as if that will fit on the plate
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CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
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"Keep back, suicide bomber on board."
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Ben
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Registered: 12th Jan 03
Location: West Yorkshire
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"get a bit closer...i like anal" on the back
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Rob B
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Registered: 8th Jan 04
Location: Area Motorsport Drives: Race EP3
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2 low for a fat hoe
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Nath
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: MK
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quote: Originally posted by Jason Iles
"Outside a School near you"
 
I used to have 'i'm qualifying, not speeding'
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burgess
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Registered: 22nd Feb 04
Location: Norton, North Yorkshire
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use a slogan generator lol
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi?word=corsa
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stinga
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Registered: 3rd Sep 05
Location: Towcester, UK
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lee evans - "get back, get fookin back"
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Ally
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Registered: 2nd Jul 03
Location: Pontypool Drives: a Skoda
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quote: Originally posted by stinga
lee evans - "get back, get fookin back"
  going to see him in cardiff tomorrow night!
It was the sleep that done it!
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stinga
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Registered: 3rd Sep 05
Location: Towcester, UK
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really! i tried gettin tickets for nottingham but they sold out
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drax
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Registered: 5th Feb 05
Location: Sittingbourne, Kent
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" Caution Brakes Erratically "
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LeeM
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Registered: 26th Sep 05
Location: Liverpool
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i'm so fat cos everytime i shag ure missus she gives me a biscuit
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Teddy
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Registered: 19th Jul 04
Location: Northampton Drives: VW Bora 1.9TDi pd130
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"I done ya mum before rigamortis set in"
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