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Nismo
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3rd Aug 05 at 16:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Jason Iles
quote:
Originally posted by Pablo
Or..... Flap Flap


That too


just FPMSL at that

Remember on the way home the chick pissing and you were loving it jase you were shouting piss baby piss
Jason Iles
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3rd Aug 05 at 16:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Nismo
quote:
Originally posted by Jason Iles
quote:
Originally posted by Pablo
Or..... Flap Flap


That too


just FPMSL at that

Remember on the way home the chick pissing and you were loving it jase you were shouting piss baby piss


It turned me on slightly
Pablo
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Registered: 3rd Feb 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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3rd Aug 05 at 16:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

PMFSL such a funny weekend
Corsa Sport Gav
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Registered: 12th Feb 03
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3rd Aug 05 at 16:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

did u know the word of the week is legs?

how bout we go to mine and spread the word

Ben
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3rd Aug 05 at 17:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

can tell its all these bloody southerners with these shit arsed lame chat up lines .


whats wrong with blink blink fizz?


**i have never done this btw **


i just generally chat shit to them

where u been tonight , u had a good time , where u from ...then the killer "so where you going back tonight" if they say the dont know i pounce in "well ive got a free place if you want to carry the night on a bit "

btw if my girlfriends reading this i dont do it anymore
CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
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3rd Aug 05 at 17:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

"Hel... owww! Oh god, is that MACE? Wow, really powerful, really stings..."
Jamie Walby
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3rd Aug 05 at 17:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Nismo


I farking love you all

its warm ove , you know the love that makes the bit between your sack and crack go moist


The Gooch?
Andrew
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Registered: 5th May 04
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3rd Aug 05 at 19:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Ian
Alright gorgeous which way to the opticians.


Carr
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Registered: 1st Oct 04
Location: Leicestershire (Home) Ambleside, Lakes (Uni)
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quote:
Originally posted by Jamie walby
quote:
Originally posted by Nismo


I farking love you all

its warm ove , you know the love that makes the bit between your sack and crack go moist


The Gooch?


Chaud
Carr
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Registered: 1st Oct 04
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3rd Aug 05 at 19:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

prounounced ch-ode infatc not sur ehow it's spelt

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