willay
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LMAO 
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Nismo
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Registered: 12th Sep 02
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quote:
Originally posted by willay
Nismo owning sex toys does not mean you are poop in bed 
we know that ,but we still wanted to rip it from him as he didnt know how many
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Twiggy
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I was nailing a bird in me Paxo down a dark lane about 18mths ago and there was a tap at the window and it was 2 coppers!!!
They said "whats goin on here!"
"I was looking for a £1 coin i dropped......"
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matt10i
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Registered: 19th Jun 05
Location: Waterlooville, Hants
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Originally posted by StuartA3Turbo
Also got caught in bluewater cinema toilets when someone complained that the toilet had been occupied for ages. When we left the toilet i was confronted by a woman who works there and i explained that the missus wasnt well and had been sick . The security guard just grinned at me and walked away, amazed he didnt throw us out
id be suprised that i still had to pay for my ticket
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willay
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ttt
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Fad
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Registered: 1st Feb 01
Location: Dartford Kent Drives: 330cd
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quote:
Originally posted by REDSPORT
I was nailing a bird in me Paxo down a dark lane about 18mths ago and there was a tap at the window and it was 2 coppers!!!
They said "whats goin on here!"
"I was looking for a £1 coin i dropped......"
I had the whole flash light through the rear window...he then commented he heard her as he was apraching the car park on foot
Been busted a few times at her home by her mum think the worst was when I had not long met her mum and came down stairs forgetting I had the cuffs dangling from my left hand 
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drunkenfool
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Registered: 7th Feb 03
Location: Hereford Drives: Audi R8 V8
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I was caught going down on my ex gf felix by one of her younger brother's mates
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gsi-gaz
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Registered: 23rd Mar 03
Location: st helens
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i have at me birds house lol
her mum and dad went out on there rgular sunday night and we got at it, then next minute her mum came knockin on her nbedroom door then ioened it , with my missus sat on top of me lolololol
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Corsa E-Tec
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Registered: 4th Feb 04
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Have not been caught red handed yet but have been close.
Ma and han got trapped in a toilet at a party after having sex with 4 people waiting to use the toilet
and had to run upstairs naked when her mum walked in down stairs
[Edited on 15-07-2005 by Corsa E-Tec]
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Jonny P
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only think ive been caught with is one of me ex's giving her my meat. By a combination of mine and her mates, was at a party. In a bath  good times
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Shelly
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Yes, by brother with his mate.
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Demo
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Registered: 27th Sep 01
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got caught having sex with my ex in the toilet at my sixth form prom by a few mates and then my headmaster came in to investigate
so we decided to move the proceedings to the balcony above the ballroom and apparently it was quite visibly obvious what we were doing up there
also had my mum walk into my room as we were pulling our pants back up
and also had her younger brother (bout 11 at the time) waltz into her room as she was on top of me. luckily the quilt came in handy to cover up with
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Greg_M
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Registered: 2nd Sep 03
Location: Grantham, Lincolnshire
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i was caught by the plumber, and then he joined in..............
oh no wait that was the german heffer porn i was watching
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dave17
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by all the pupils and my teachers at my secondary school leavers ball with Danni. people took pics n allsorts, they were passed round the staffroom. all the bloke teachers thought i was a ledge 
[Edited on 16-07-2005 by dave17]
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StuartVRS
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quote:
Originally posted by dave17
by all the pupils and my teachers at my secondary school leavers ball with Danni. people took pics n allsorts, they were passed round the staffroom. all the bloke teachers thought i was a ledge
[Edited on 16-07-2005 by dave17]
What school did you go to dave?
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dave17
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langley park boys
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Jonny P
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Shelly
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jozza, ure just across the road from me
im in widnes
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Andrew
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quote:
Originally posted by Shelly
jozza, ure just across the road from me
im in widnes
widnes is 15 mins from me
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Jonny P
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quote:
Originally posted by Shelly
jozza, ure just across the road from me
im in widnes
im closer than that, i live in rainhill but hardly anyone knows where it is 
also my best mate lives in widnes on Norlands (sp) lane, and also my fave chippy lives in widnes, cronton chippy
[Edited on 16-07-2005 by jozza]
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Shelly
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ive been to cronton chippy they do wierd chicken friend rice
i think im near victoria park?! is that what its called?!
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Jonny P
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i dont know anywhere near the posh hotel, hilcrest or hilton cant remember which 1
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