corsasport.co.uk
 

Corsa Sport » Message Board » Off Day » Fruit cake/Psycho ex-girlfriends/boyfriends? - update p5


New Topic

New Poll
  <<  1    2    3    4    5    6    7  >> Subscribe | Add to Favourites

You are not logged in and may not post or reply to messages. Please log in or create a new account or mail us about fixing an existing one - register@corsasport.co.uk

There are also many more features available when you are logged in such as private messages, buddy list, location services, post search and more.


Author Fruit cake/Psycho ex-girlfriends/boyfriends? - update p5
Half Pint
Member

Registered: 25th Mar 02
User status: Offline
15th Jul 05 at 13:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

if i found some bloke hanging out of my sister i'd go mad and kick the shit out of him !
Carr
Member

Registered: 1st Oct 04
Location: Leicestershire (Home) Ambleside, Lakes (Uni)
User status: Offline
15th Jul 05 at 13:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Half Pint
if i found some bloke hanging out of my sister i'd go mad and kick the shit out of him !


I would

But then my sisters only 15 so I'd have every right
Half Pint
Member

Registered: 25th Mar 02
User status: Offline
15th Jul 05 at 13:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Mines 14
--Dave--
Banned

Registered: 17th Feb 04
Location: Essssseeeeex Drives: Black Supra TT
User status: Offline
15th Jul 05 at 13:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I'm glad I don't have sisters to be honest, too much to worry about especially if they're younger.
willay
Moderator
Organiser: South East, National Events
Premium Member


Avatar

Registered: 10th Nov 02
Location: Roydon, Essex
User status: Offline
15th Jul 05 at 13:07   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

my sister is a complete cum slut 3 years younger then me
Half Pint
Member

Registered: 25th Mar 02
User status: Offline
15th Jul 05 at 13:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Pics

i'll look after her, promise !
willay
Moderator
Organiser: South East, National Events
Premium Member


Avatar

Registered: 10th Nov 02
Location: Roydon, Essex
User status: Offline
15th Jul 05 at 13:12   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

mate shes a little cyber goth, shes got short hair, undercut, plastic shit braided into her hair, and she smells!

James@CCC
Member

Registered: 10th Nov 03
Location: Eaton Bray, Bedfordshire
User status: Offline
15th Jul 05 at 13:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i havent read all of this thread, but i swear no one can compete with my last girlfriend. as much as i loved her at the time, lookin back i cant help but laugh. i had mugs smashed, my wipers on my car were ripped off, my car was filled in popcorn, and thats all i can remeber right now, there was plenty more!

and i got a text of her a couple days ago callin me psycotic. fucking legend
--Dave--
Banned

Registered: 17th Feb 04
Location: Essssseeeeex Drives: Black Supra TT
User status: Offline
15th Jul 05 at 13:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by willay
my sister is a complete cum slut 3 years younger then me


think i've downloaded some short clips of her on hun.com to be honest
willay
Moderator
Organiser: South East, National Events
Premium Member


Avatar

Registered: 10th Nov 02
Location: Roydon, Essex
User status: Offline
15th Jul 05 at 13:14   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

why are the pretty ones so crazy
willay
Moderator
Organiser: South East, National Events
Premium Member


Avatar

Registered: 10th Nov 02
Location: Roydon, Essex
User status: Offline
15th Jul 05 at 13:15   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

it wouldnt suprise me dave.
James@CCC
Member

Registered: 10th Nov 03
Location: Eaton Bray, Bedfordshire
User status: Offline
15th Jul 05 at 13:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Greasemonkey
I went out with this girl, we were out in town one day and this other girl gave her a bitchy look, i happen to know this other girl cos i had previously slept with her twice. Well the bird at the time found out i had slept with this girl like 2 years previously and got convinced she still liked me and i had lied about only doing her twice (like it matters) well i endured 2 years of serious serious rows over this one bitchy look. SO i left after she punched me in the face during a row. I threw her on the sofa to get her off me and her folks and bro and sis seen me do that and i ended up looking the bad guy. Splitting up with her was the best thing that ever happened to me


i can relate
TNM
Member

Registered: 5th Apr 04
Location: Nottingham Drives: VW Tiguan
User status: Offline
15th Jul 05 at 13:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Half Pint
Mines 14























Pics?
Half Pint
Member

Registered: 25th Mar 02
User status: Offline
15th Jul 05 at 13:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote



You sick fucker, i'm gonna jizz in your eyes for that comment !
--Dave--
Banned

Registered: 17th Feb 04
Location: Essssseeeeex Drives: Black Supra TT
User status: Offline
15th Jul 05 at 13:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by willay
it wouldnt suprise me dave.


I'm thinking you need to give me her msn addy
willay
Moderator
Organiser: South East, National Events
Premium Member


Avatar

Registered: 10th Nov 02
Location: Roydon, Essex
User status: Offline
15th Jul 05 at 13:28   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

GTF
--Dave--
Banned

Registered: 17th Feb 04
Location: Essssseeeeex Drives: Black Supra TT
User status: Offline
15th Jul 05 at 13:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by willay
GTF




that was uncalled for
willay
Moderator
Organiser: South East, National Events
Premium Member


Avatar

Registered: 10th Nov 02
Location: Roydon, Essex
User status: Offline
15th Jul 05 at 13:31   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

ok, but she doesnt go for chavs. She likes them dirty goff boys that dress like girls.
--Dave--
Banned

Registered: 17th Feb 04
Location: Essssseeeeex Drives: Black Supra TT
User status: Offline
15th Jul 05 at 13:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I fill neither of them job descriptions I'm afraid
TNM
Member

Registered: 5th Apr 04
Location: Nottingham Drives: VW Tiguan
User status: Offline
15th Jul 05 at 13:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Half Pint


You sick fucker, i'm gonna jizz in your eyes for that comment !


You trying to turn me on again?

[Edited on 15-07-2005 by TNM]
Half Pint
Member

Registered: 25th Mar 02
User status: Offline
15th Jul 05 at 14:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

no i'm gonna blind you then you can look at her
willay
Moderator
Organiser: South East, National Events
Premium Member


Avatar

Registered: 10th Nov 02
Location: Roydon, Essex
User status: Offline
15th Jul 05 at 20:17   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

ttt
Rus
Member

Registered: 24th Jan 05
Location: SE London, Kent
User status: Offline
15th Jul 05 at 20:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by willay
Well I like her shape at the moment, wouldnt be so happy if she got any bigger.

This girl is really different to the other girls I've been with, in the past I've been ashamed to admit I was going out with them.

I mean,

Girl #1 - talked like a bloke and was northern, fatty and wasnt pretty to look at.

Girl #2 - Dorky looking face and was an idiot, didnt have much logic. Family was quite a handful too. She thought we was going to get married

Girl #3 - Fanny so hairy it acted as concreption, and a general HEFFFA, oh and a push over.

Girl #4 - ????

[Edited on 15-07-2005 by willay]


up your standards dude for fuck sake
willay
Moderator
Organiser: South East, National Events
Premium Member


Avatar

Registered: 10th Nov 02
Location: Roydon, Essex
User status: Offline
15th Jul 05 at 20:21   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Yeah believe me Rus i've got ALOT better now, I actually chased this one instead of letting the heffas chase me.
Rus
Member

Registered: 24th Jan 05
Location: SE London, Kent
User status: Offline
15th Jul 05 at 20:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

good to hear mate pics as and when you can

  <<  1    2    3    4    5    6    7  >>
New Topic

New Poll

Corsa Sport » Message Board » Off Day » Fruit cake/Psycho ex-girlfriends/boyfriends? - update p5 23 database queries in 0.0153210 seconds