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Kerry
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3CorsaMeal
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"got 2 years for importing 28.5k of weed"

thats amazing, 2 years ain't that bad for importing

how was the value worked out? or how much weed in weight was there?
MikeLamb
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22nd Jun 05 at 14:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

28.5kilos, £90k i believe!

Hes out after 8 months!

[Edited on 22-06-2005 by MikeLamb]
3CorsaMeal
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he must of turned on the waterworks and cried for mummy
Kerry
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no he just kept himself out of trouble
and another 4 months on tag is hardly a walk in the park is it
Rebrabuk
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22nd Jun 05 at 15:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Can't be that difficult..
Half Pint
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and here we have Joe's new watch........

Mark Petty
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quote:
Originally posted by MikeLamb
28.5kilos, £90k i believe!

Hes out after 8 months!

[Edited on 22-06-2005 by MikeLamb]


Just been thinking about this. Well worth the risk, at a chance of getting £90k and only 8 months in prison is pretty good.
I work quite hard stuck in the same office (like a prison) all day 5 days a week for £20k, I even have to get my own lunch, in prison u get it cooked for u.
I might change my career, at least I won't have to pay rent or anything if I get caught if I don't get caught i'm quids in
Half Pint
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there is more to it that you think and i can probably say on behaslf of Joe he won't be doing it again !
3CorsaMeal
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IN PRISON..........you spend the majority of your time in an 10X10 cell.
AT WORK...........you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON.........you get three meals a day.
AT WORK..........you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON..........you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK...........you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON..........the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK..........you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON..........you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...........you could get fired for watching TV and playing games.


IN PRISON..........they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK..........you aren't even supposed to speak to your family.

IN PRISON.........all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK..........you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes
from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON..........you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK ..........you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON .........you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK...........they are called managers
Mark Petty
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quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
IN PRISON..........you spend the majority of your time in an 10X10 cell.
AT WORK...........you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON.........you get three meals a day.
AT WORK..........you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON..........you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK...........you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON..........the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK..........you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself.

IN PRISON..........you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...........you could get fired for watching TV and playing games.


IN PRISON..........they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK..........you aren't even supposed to speak to your family.

IN PRISON.........all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK..........you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes
from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON..........you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK ..........you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON .........you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK...........they are called managers


Half Pint
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but your forgetting Sex !
Mark Petty
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quote:
Originally posted by Half Pint
but your forgetting Sex !


you have your hand
Half Pint
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boring !
Tom
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quote:
Originally posted by Mark Petty
quote:
Originally posted by Half Pint
but your forgetting Sex !


you have mens bums


Mark Petty
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In prison is it a bit like bad girls? anyone watch it last night?
sxi16vjoe
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quote:
Originally posted by Half Pint
and here we have Joe's new watch........





thats my foot!!

bit of a fucker having to come home at half 7 but still i can get pissed indoors.
Charlene
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quote:
Originally posted by Mark Petty



In prison is it a bit like bad girls? anyone watch it last night?


Yea i was wondering this

Yea i watched it last night
Adam-D
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hey joe.
1 thing comes to mind
does it come off for when you get a bath or is it waterproof?
sorry first thing i thought of
Jake
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when my brother got off tag, he practically lived at the pub for a few days.
sxi16vjoe
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too tight. temptatin to chop it off is very high. specislly coming back from pub in daylight.
TNM
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I know a guy who ended up on a tag.

He was part of a £20 million tax fruad tho
CorsAsh
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How much for 5oz of the green stuff mate? Do you deliver if I order before 7pm?



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langey
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welcome back lad, ws thinking of you the other day, some lad was on about bringing sdome abck and i was tellinghim you got sent down for 2years.

my mate was on tag for 3months, 8pm was when he had to be in.
we used stay out till 8pm, then all go in his and smoke the good stuf and get pissed. you'l find thats all you'll do for 4months, and you'll get into the tele lol.
sxi16vjoe
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been watchin to much tele as it is. jut gonna get down the gym most nights til my curfew. then get the boys round at weekends. least i can sit out in me garden thru the summer

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