Kif
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Registered: 13th Jan 05
Location: Doncaster, South Yorkshire
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Just say haven't i come across your face before???
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Kif
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Registered: 13th Jan 05
Location: Doncaster, South Yorkshire
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That'll work 
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--Dave--
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Registered: 17th Feb 04
Location: Essssseeeeex Drives: Black Supra TT
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most of the lasses round here would probably reply with...
"no but do you want to"
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purple_corsa_gls
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Registered: 25th May 04
Location: Near Sunderland
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^^^they would in Sunderland too
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Kif
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Registered: 13th Jan 05
Location: Doncaster, South Yorkshire
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i mite have to visit then
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--Dave--
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Registered: 17th Feb 04
Location: Essssseeeeex Drives: Black Supra TT
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--Dave--
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sounds stupid but I've never really been out on the pull
Met my ex when i was in college (17) and was with her up until Aug 2004. started seeing someone else straight after I split (well actually there was a small overlap but who's counting...  ), been with her ever since.
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Patrick
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Registered: 25th Apr 02
Location: SE London
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Never been out in Essex, are the birds really as easy as they are made out to be?
Not that I'm looking..
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--Dave--
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Registered: 17th Feb 04
Location: Essssseeeeex Drives: Black Supra TT
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yes
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--Dave--
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you just have to know where to look...
Basildon Festival Leisure Park, anytime after nightfall. Tonnes of filth about from a wide range of ages
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IvIarkgraham
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Registered: 27th Mar 04
Location: Ellesmere Port, Cheshire
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i was in a pub and there was a group of about 8 girls standing at the bar i asked the barman for a wet cloth and started cleaning round the bar towards them. once i reached them i said excuse me i wont be long got in the middle started chatting whilst cleanin. then when a good convo got goin away the cloth went. the barman couldnt believe his eyes
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Mistamist
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Registered: 16th Jul 03
Location: Gillingham, Kent
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Tell them to smell your finger, then ask "have you met the missus?"
if they say no then tell them your gonna buy them a drink and you expect sex at the end of the night.
if she agrees then your sorted, if not use the same technique on her mate and so on untill you find the right one
Good luck 
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Ian
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Registered: 28th Aug 99
Location: Liverpool
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quote:
Originally posted by Tom
she goes back to the 'nobhead' boyfriend who usually quite sound
Spot on.
Ripping the current boyfriend = doesn't want a relationship but too young and stupid to do something.
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AndyW
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Registered: 28th Oct 02
Location: Greater London
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i just go upto to fattys n say
alright sugar, no not u the other lump.
or
alright gorgeous, where u been all my life? on a fuckin diet?
but i need either as i have a gf 
[Edited on 25-04-2005 by AndyW]
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Charlene
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Registered: 29th Sep 04
Location: Darlington
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quote:
Originally posted by AndyW
i just go upto to fattys n say
alright sugar, no not u the other lump.
or
alright gorgeous, where u been all my life? on a fuckin diet?
but i need either as i have a gf
[Edited on 25-04-2005 by AndyW]
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willay
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Organiser: South East, National Events
Premium Member
Registered: 10th Nov 02
Location: Roydon, Essex
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you guys are thinking too much about this, two words.
FAT BIRDS
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the_legend_of_yrag
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Registered: 7th Jul 03
Location: Cambridgeshire
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wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilay
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V-Man
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Registered: 7th Feb 05
Location: Iwade, Sittingbourne
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girls come to me  
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