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dave17

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7th Dec 04 at 10:37

quote:
Originally posted by purple_corsa_gls
Not read the whole thread, but my office is next door to the gents, and i can hear the splash as it hits the water Im looking for a new job

dave17

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10th May 05 at 17:07

who remembers this thread

Poot

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10th May 05 at 19:36

LMAO fcuking discusting but hell it makes good reading

Pretty fitting avatar there too dave

[Edited on 10-05-2005 by Poot]

slugger_54132

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10th May 05 at 19:46

PMSL @ this thread!!

V-Man

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10th May 05 at 19:58

this is well funny!

dave17

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10th May 05 at 21:10

i jus re-read it, some quality bits in there

Dan. T

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10th May 05 at 21:14

quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
failing that i'd use my hand, it can always be washed

then how would you pull your trousers up, without get shit everywhere??

Robbo

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10th May 05 at 21:15

AT the maugfacturing place where I worek we have 3 toilet cubicles in the nearest toilets to me, they r forever being blocked an the smell

good godd its diosgusting

Also when u walk in u invariably hear massivre trumping/curling/crimping

U can also tell when some1s had a curry etc

They r however cleaned at specific times so if i cant wait til i get home i go jus after theyve been nut i put toilet paper all around the seat coz they really do hum

MING!

Also in answer to thew original question i hate it if im not on my own so yeah i always try an hold it until they leave or make a tactical flush/cough/sneeze

Or use some1 elses flush to disguise my poo!

dave17

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10th May 05 at 23:48

sick

u can never beat a crap at home

Robbo

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11th May 05 at 12:20

Here here

Edd

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11th May 05 at 13:19

i try and be as loud as possible also loud groaning usually emptys the place

dave17

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16th Feb 06 at 19:56

i need a crap after reading this

chris-sri

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16th Feb 06 at 20:04

Reminds me of that Lee Evans sketch about getting embarrassed for other people when they are straining when you walk in to the bog.

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