dave17
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had to dig this post up to share this one:
girlfriend has never driven on the motorway, but one day she decides she wants to go to bluewater with her mate, basically she got lost and it took her 2 1/2 hours to get there! (its a 25min drive to u and me)
so i asked her wtf happened
she said:
'oh i think i went the wrong way @ a roundabout on the m25' (there IS no roundabouts on the m25, so i laughed and told her this) then he said:
'oh right, wel i think i musta come to the END of the M25' 
the M25 is a circle
was funny at the time 
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dannycorsa c
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i was in bed with my gf the other week and she turns to me and says " tell me when u fall asleep"
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corsa starter
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lol
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dave17
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lol
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Ian
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TTT
Going to a regional meet on the first Sunday of the month. My mates girlfriend (her of single bed two people fame) says 'can't make this one I'll come to the next one, when is it'.
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Robin
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Mark330d
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Right this one was a convo between me an a guy so i hope it still counts. I was telling him about the 3 cars i had, He then asked what age i was to which i answered 15. He then asked if i was 16 or 17 when i had my first corsa
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IvIarkgraham
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Registered: 27th Mar 04
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watching the news and a story came on about date rape and the drug diazipan
she asked if that was the stuff you put on cakes
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SVM 286
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Originally posted by Jizinho Silva 10
hey thats nothing my sister thinks each country has their own moon
Please tell me that either she's 4 years of age, or you're jesting JS.
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Liam
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quote:
Originally posted by dannycorsa c
i was in bed with my gf the other week and she turns to me and says " tell me when u fall asleep"
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SVM 286
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Originally posted by Ian
My other mates bird planned a trip to Niagra falls to fall within 9am and 5pm in case it wasn't switched on
Are you being serious Ian?
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abdus
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1_Litre_Porsche_Beater
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quote:
Originally posted by IvIarkgraham
watching the news and a story came on about date rape and the drug diazipan
she asked if that was the stuff you put on cakes
My ex girlfriend thought that Ireland was joined to Wales, she still didn't believe me when i showed her a map
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ljames555
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asked my X to buy me twelve monkeys ( film ) from hmv.
anyway she rang me saying they cant find it and i said eh it was in there the other day, then she asked what its called i told her and she said oops ive told them it was called monkey business and they were looking for half a hour she went back and bought it and staff were laughing there heads off
[Edited on 20-01-2007 by ljames555]
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baza31
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A lass i was doing a bit with come to mine last year in a taxi . I asked her why isnt she driving and she replyed that she had ate a full bag of wine gums
thick blonde hairdresser
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Whittie
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Registered: 11th Aug 06
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"I Love You"
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drax
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best thread, ever.
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Matt L
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some of these have had me pissing myself lol. the only one i can think of at the moment was my mum last year sometime.
my grandad rang up to see if my mum knew the sex of a baby her friend had just had and my mum goes 'im 50% sure its a boy' couldnt stop laughing at her, best of it was she didnt realise what she'd said till she put the phone down.
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IvIarkgraham
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im not a girl but ive rang my mate on his house phone and asked where he was!
soon as i said it i knew i was a dumb peice of shit
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Liam
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quote:
Originally posted by baza31
A lass i was doing a bit with come to mine last year in a taxi . I asked her why isnt she driving and she replyed that she had ate a full bag of wine gums
thick blonde hairdresser
ahahaha
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Lawrah
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Originally posted by dave17
'oh i think i went the wrong way @ a roundabout on the m25' (there IS no roundabouts on the m25, so i laughed and told her this) then he said:
can i just ask why you made the IS big..and not the NO big..out of interest.
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drax
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Its just what us guys do, women would do the NO bit, sounds abit amierican like that tho.
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James_DT
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On a train to Edinburgh, as we passed through Newcastle my ex goes "Oh, they've got a castle here! I didn't know that". Just incase the clue wasn't in the name, the entire of her Mum's side of the family are from Newcastle too.
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Robbo_Corsa
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Originally posted by IvIarkgraham
im not a girl but ive rang my mate on his house phone and asked where he was!
soon as i said it i knew i was a dumb peice of shit
I must admit, i do that quite alot! 
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jamied
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Registered: 27th Oct 03
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my bird asked me for a "hambag" for christmas
she calls side skirts skirting boards
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