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CorsAsh
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19th Oct 08 at 21:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
"Friendship is like pissing your pants.

Everyone can see it, only you can feel the warmth."

"Flies spread disease, so keep yours closed."


Both valid in the bedroom!
andy1868
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19th Oct 08 at 21:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
nah, i got it. i just didn't want to lower myself to further poo jokes

[Edited on 19-10-2008 by andy1868]
Adge
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19th Oct 08 at 21:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by eddiewhiteley
"when you got nothin, you got nothin to lose" - bob dylan, like a rolling stone

[Edited on 19-10-2008 by eddiewhiteley]


love that
Hammer
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19th Oct 08 at 21:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I was hoping for a scat related jokeathon
All Torque
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19th Oct 08 at 21:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by andy1868
some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue


Some times you're the hammer, other times you end up as the nail.

Some times you've gotta be the punchline, some times you get to tell the joke.

etc...
CorsAsh
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19th Oct 08 at 21:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
He's offline I think mate.
Robbo
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19th Oct 08 at 21:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
quote:
Originally posted by Robbo
quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
"That man's fighting nature with a wash leather"

Guy from Trax, 2008
wasnt that midget man lol
I can't remember who it came out of, I just heard it.
think it was jr
jamied
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19th Oct 08 at 21:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Joe
vsport - delivering nothing since 2006

pmsl
Adge
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19th Oct 08 at 21:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
looking for ones aboutliving life to full etc..

i dunno why lol just sumthing to cheer me up in a mornin
Mad Moe
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19th Oct 08 at 21:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
"Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today"
dava.
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19th Oct 08 at 21:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
"Being second is to be the first of those to lose"
Adge
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19th Oct 08 at 21:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Mad Moe
"Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today"


WINNER!! GET THAT DONE ASAP!

perfect thanks mate!
All Torque
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19th Oct 08 at 22:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
"In the end all you can hope for is the love that you felt to equal the pain that you went through" -Editors
RS6
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19th Oct 08 at 22:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by BarnshaW
quote:
Originally posted by Joe
vsport - delivering nothing since 2006


fucking


DannyB
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19th Oct 08 at 22:33   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Ben G
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Mobby
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19th Oct 08 at 22:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Joe
vsport - delivering nothing since 2006

fucking
DannyB
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19th Oct 08 at 22:42   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
'If you can't find somethin' to live for, you best find somethin' to die for.”
sand-eel
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19th Oct 08 at 23:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
"there is a hundred million reasons for failure, not one single excuse"
Colin
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19th Oct 08 at 23:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Joe
vsport - delivering nothing since 2006


sand-eel
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19th Oct 08 at 23:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
some george bush ones perhaps?
"i know how hard it is to put food on your family"
"i hope fish and humans can coexist peacefully"
"i don't read things handed to me"
Jodi_the_g
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20th Oct 08 at 03:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Robin
quote:
Originally posted by Russ
quote:
Originally posted by Robin
"The best way to spoil a good walk"

Both Winston Churchill, second one is about golf, the first is the single greatest quote ever.



(I know that's not what you're looking for )
i thought it was, golf is a good walk spoiled, by mark twain :E

[Edited on 19-10-2008 by Russ]


It might have been altered by him, but the original quote was churchill


No the original was Mark Twain (He died in 1910) but it was
'Golf is a good walk spoiled.'
Russ
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20th Oct 08 at 06:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
rerecord not fade away - skeleton
Shell
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20th Oct 08 at 06:44   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Robin
It's better to burn out, than to fade away - Neil Young.


Swiftly ruined when used by that idiot Kurt Cobain!
charlessurr
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20th Oct 08 at 07:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
'Hands off cocks on socks' Kes - will et you up in a morning with a smile lol

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