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Author A nice chat!
nathy_87
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25th Sep 08 at 18:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

i was CS2k8

DC90: Tits.
CS2k8: DC90 u suck arse
DC90: I do
DC90: bend over
DC90: i'll show you how.
CS2k8: rather not!
DC90: cmon you know you wanna
DC90: dont knock it till you try it
CS2k8: Cosmo said he wants it
DC90: OH you cunt lol.
DC90: You know you want some cmon..touch your toes.
CS2k8: what :\
CS2k8: who you calling a cunt
DC90: Well, this chat consists of two people
DC90: Me and you.
CS2k8: smart arse
DC90: I'm going to take a wild guess that i didnt call myself it
CS2k8: let you off then,
DC90: cheers babe
CS2k8:
DC90: so, what are you wearing?
CS2k8: my work clothes u gay
DC90: work as a nurse?
DC90: fireman?
DC90: policeofficer?
DC90: uniform, pleasseeee
CS2k8: ffs im a dude u perv!
DC90: oh, sorry
DC90: doctor?
DC90
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25th Sep 08 at 18:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

You left before we could get kinky
nathy_87
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25th Sep 08 at 18:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

sorry ur not my type
andy1868
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25th Sep 08 at 18:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

need new people tbh
Cosmo
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Registered: 29th Mar 01
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25th Sep 08 at 18:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Who is Joelle
Luke
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25th Sep 08 at 18:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

mine & cosmo's conversation from earlier:

cosmo: hi
Ian@CS: wow, hello cosmo!
cosmo: ian, is that you?
Ian@CS: Im not going to ban you
Ian@CS: you're my fav cosmo
cosmo: seriouslly now is this the god ian?
Ian@CS: Ive always loved you
cosmo: mee too, ian your like my dad
Ian@CS: ofcourse it is fuckwit
Ian@CS: but not as rich?
cosmo: i always wanted to be you in every way
cosmo: my idol
Ian@CS: Yeah, I always wanted to be me too
cosmo: can we disscuss banning members yet?
Ian@CS: If you wish, who should I get rid of my love?
cosmo: all the cosmo wannabee's
Ian@CS: everyone?
cosmo: fuck um off is what i say
cosmo: just me & you till the end
Ian@CS: but their would be no one left on CS other than youself -not even me
Ian@CS: hammer would be gone
cosmo: call i start calling you dad insted of ian?
Ian@CS: willay would be gone
cosmo: he's not a cosmo wannabee though
Ian@CS: well he couldnt aim that high, he'd only set himself up for a fail
cosmo: an epic fail dad
cosmo: key word being epic
Ian@CS: yes son, yes it would be
cosmo: i love you so much dad
Ian@CS: dont push it
cosmo: sorry
Ian@CS: just slide it in slowly
cosmo: in till you will get use to it
cosmo: in time*
cosmo: whats for suppa tonight?
Ian@CS: scouse
cosmo: i love scouse
Ian@CS: you love AIDS
Cosmo
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25th Sep 08 at 18:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

wasnt me
Russ
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25th Sep 08 at 18:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Cosmo
Cosmo
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25th Sep 08 at 18:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

It wont let me sign is as NotRuss
Russ
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25th Sep 08 at 18:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

how come
Cosmo
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25th Sep 08 at 18:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Dunno, says I am Russ
andy1868
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25th Sep 08 at 18:49   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

RX-0: hey
rasclart: hello
RX-0: a/s/l/
rasclart: 20/f/uk
RX-0: 20/m/ROI
rasclart: where abouts ?
RX-0: Republic of Ireland? Dublin
rasclart: ah dublin, i got ROI
rasclart: what do you do for a living?
RX-0: Lots! College student by day - software development, and by weekends i'm a tailor.
RX-0: u?
rasclart: i'm a secretary
RX-0: Nice! Where?
rasclart: just for a small financial directors
rasclart: its so boring XD
RX-0: Plenty of time to browse the net then? What are you're hobbies/interests?
rasclart: goin out with the girlies havin a gud time
rasclart: ya know
RX-0: sounds good! Sortof same as!
rasclart: XD
rasclart: have you got myspace?
RX-0: nope.... i'm not really a social networker. I'd be tempted to try tho. Do u?
rasclart: yeah, myspace and facebook get me through the day! lol
RX-0: Your myspace, may I ask?
rasclart: you won't be able to view it without being a member
RX-0: Ah shang a dang dang....=P
rasclart: my profile is set to private, too many perverts on the internet trying to add me lol
RX-0: Many of my friends have complaned of such! Apparentlly if you put a picture of yourself up that's even remotely revealing, you tend to accumulate horny bastards!!!! XD
RX-0: What's your firstname?
rasclart: jess
rasclart: whats yours?
RX-0: I'm Phil
RX-0: Pleased to meet you!
rasclart: pleased to meet you too lol!
RX-0: So tell me about yourself?
rasclart: quite boring really, i need something to spice my life up lol
rasclart: i work 9-5 then go home and spend more time on the intenet
RX-0: You can do better than that! =P Sell yourself!
RX-0: What do you do on internet apart from fb and myspace?
rasclart: shop!
RX-0: Nice! Just clothes?
rasclart: no, other stuff too
rasclart: naughty stuff sometimes XD
RX-0: You cant hint and then not say! =P
rasclart: sexy underwear mainly, but no boyfriend to show them off to
RX-0: Shame that... It's pretty crapp being single, aint it?
rasclart: yeah, i miss being close to someone
RX-0: Same as....
RX-0: so yeah! What else? =P
rasclart: my new d***o came last week, its abit big though
RX-0: I've heard mixed reports on ntheir effectiveness? Bet it's nothing to the real thing tho! =P Serious question? Virgin?
rasclart: no, i'm not a virgin, its been a while though...
RX-0: Been twenty years from me hahahah
rasclart: no way?
rasclart: you should try it
RX-0: Well, no one to try with! =P College had been surprisingly shite for this sort of thing. besides, I'm not out to fuck some randomer.... That's not what i'm looking for!
rasclart: thats nice
rasclart: make sure it makes sense
RX-0: Bad experience?
rasclart: yeah, i don't want to go into it
RX-0: No bother....
RX-0: So apart from assorted shopping and funtime, what else makes jess happy?
rasclart: a nice big cock
rasclart: i'm sorry, that was abit crude of me lol
RX-0: nah, honesty is tthe best policy
RX-0: =P
RX-0: What do you look like?
rasclart: a person
rasclart: about 5 foot 8, brown hair
RX-0: I had gathered that much! I',m 5'11, brown hair, blue/green eyes, SLIM build
rasclart: how big is it?
RX-0: bout 6?
rasclart: if you don't mind me asking
rasclart: nice, mines about that size
RX-0: cupsize?
RX-0: Ah, A boy then?
rasclart: yeah, is this not a gay website?
RX-0: nope?
rasclart: oh, still wanna meet up?
RX-0: .....Didn't know we wer going that far boy =P I had originally envisaged you as a female, yknow?
RX-0: Good thing I'm Bi =P
rasclart: okay i'm out of here fag
Dom
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25th Sep 08 at 19:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

andy you rx-0?
Lawrah
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25th Sep 08 at 19:48   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

no one talks 2 me
Russ
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25th Sep 08 at 19:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

wont even work for me now
DannyB
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25th Sep 08 at 19:58   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I'ts broke
Tom B
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25th Sep 08 at 20:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
WantAids: aids
AIDS: WHAT THE FUCK
WantAids: hello my fellow disease
AIDS: EVERY SINCE I MADE THIS NAME
AIDS: SOME DUMB NIGGER HAS MADE THE NAME AIDS TO
AIDS: GTFO WITH YOUR FAIL
WantAids: I havent even seen you before you dumb shit
AIDS: BECAUSE IM THE REAL AIDS
WantAids: like the real slim shady?
AIDS: YOUR THE DUMB SHIT YOU....YOU......DOUBLE NIGGER
WantAids: Im white, Im not even a half nigger
AIDS: STATE THE OBVIOUS
AIDS: ONLY A WHITE KID WOULD LIKE EMINEM
WantAids: Im possibly 1/4 as my mums family is from scotland
AIDS: WELL GOOD FOR YOU
WantAids: does that make me 1/4 nigger?
AIDS: THAT MAKES YOU 1/4 SCOTTISH YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKER
WantAids: oh.
AIDS: YOUR NOT EVEN 1 PERCENT NIGGER
AIDS: BECAUSE U LIKE EMINEM
WantAids: What about having a load of them working in our fields, does that make me 1/4 nigger?
AIDS: NO
WantAids: oh, I think it does
AIDS: WELL IT DOESNT
AIDS: BUT HEY IF YOU WANNA BE 1/4 OF A RETARD THEN GO AHEAD
WantAids: Ive done the maths and it does. For every 10 niggers I have picking cotton in my fields Im a 1/4 nigger myself

LMFAO!
fir3vip3r
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25th Sep 08 at 20:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

it wont find me one
Ren
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26th Sep 08 at 09:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

There's alot of CS members on there who are too afraid to show who they really are, and just spam with their undercover racism.
Lawrah
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Its working now
Cosmo
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26th Sep 08 at 10:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Is it wrong I just advised someone on how to kill themselves?
Lawrah
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26th Sep 08 at 10:01   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

erm..nah .
Behr
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26th Sep 08 at 10:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

how long do you have to wait before it finds someone
Cosmo
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26th Sep 08 at 10:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Behr
how long do you have to wait before it finds someone



should be more or less instant.
Hammer
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Some joker pretending to be me i see

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