RCS
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Get her drunk more often.
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Tom B
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Go to ann summers and buy some sex toys/outfits, take her out for a nice dinner and a few drinks and get a nice hotel room for the night see how that works out
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Lawrah
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Shes probably getting it somewhere else.
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Tom B
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Mike
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quote:
Originally posted by Lawrah
"oooooarrrrrr, here I cum me hearties"
or
"Tharrrr she bloooows"
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kz
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quote:
Originally posted by Tom B
Go to ann summers and buy some sex toys/outfits, take her out for a nice dinner and a few drinks and get a nice hotel room for the night see how that works out
tried that. she like, wont really drink around me... she probably knows the consequence 
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RCS
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Is she insecure about her body? That could be the problem?
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Hammer
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It's quite clear the guy has inadequate artillery attached to his groin and isn't satisying her, he was trying to be subtle about it ffs 
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kz
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quote:
Originally posted by Hammer
It's quite clear the guy has inadequate artillery attached to his groin and isn't satisying her, he was trying to be subtle about it ffs
yeah  anyone wanna show her a good time for me?
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Hammer
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No point asking me 
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little_duke
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quote:
Originally posted by RYAN89
my ex was like that so i just slipped a finger up her arse mid session, and a dirty whore was born.
spot on
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kz
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Originally posted by Hammer
No point asking me
i take it hammer is not a fitting name?
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nik
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If I fucked someone and they were shit I wouldn't see them again never mind be with them for 10 months. Harsh, but good sex in a relationship is important. Soon as it's poor someone will stray.
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kz
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quote:
Originally posted by nik
If I fucked someone and they were shit I wouldn't see them again never mind be with them for 10 months. Harsh, but good sex in a relationship is important. Soon as it's poor someone will stray.
but you got an M3 man. it aint as easy for me
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Graham88
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quote:
Originally posted by kz
quote:
Originally posted by nik
If I fucked someone and they were shit I wouldn't see them again never mind be with them for 10 months. Harsh, but good sex in a relationship is important. Soon as it's poor someone will stray.
but you got an M3 man. it aint as easy for me
So true
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willay
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if after 10 months the sex isnt up to scratch then be completely honest iwth her and tell you feel.
I dont think I could put up with standard for that long, it just has to get better. It isnt the most important thing in the world but if your not satisfied now then sod staying with her the rest of your life!
These are the years when you get away with it and do various filth. Save all that standard/crap sex for when you get old IMO.
If telling her how you feel doesnt kick her into action then move on
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Pablo
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talk to her
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C2RL R
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can't be arsed reading all the crap so this may have already been said.
as soon as you talk to her about it she's gonna freak out and become even more frigid mate. i've been in your shoes before although it wasn't as long as 10 months. she knew a few of the girls i'd slept with and knew i was a bit of a dirty bastard too. she said she would try to make more of an effort if it meant that much to me but she never did. she was scared or some shit like that. like she was worried she was doing everything wrong. i've nailed more adventurous virgins than her. infact i almost thought about making a motivational picture starring her saying "sex, you're doing it wrong".
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Corsa_Quadz
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Hahahaha well funny! Doubt the motivational picture would of helped ur cause!! lol
No, on a serious note, I been seein my girlfriend for just over a year now, i d been with her before, but dont wanna bore you wiv that tripe!
Things were great wen we first met again, all the exitment came flooding back. Went out, had drinks ect ect. But recently things have started to go downhill abit. She left me before for someone else, which lasted a week! (Well worth it ) And i moved on an got on with my life, shagged various birds ect. I think of myself as a bit of a dirtbag tbh, an my girlfriend knows i am to, but theres just something getting in the way of things atm an i cant quite figure it out!
Talking can either make or break ur situation, but if you arent happy then, you got nothing to lose!
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Hammer
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quote:
Originally posted by kz
quote:
Originally posted by Hammer
No point asking me
i take it hammer is not a fitting name?
Nah it's perfectly fitting, i just wouldn't shag a frigid bird
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Lawrah
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you wont shag any burd ... that makes you fridgid.
[Edited on 17-09-2008 by Lawrah]
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Cosmo
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quote:
Originally posted by Lawrah
you wont shag any burd ... that makes you fridgid.
Or gay....which is probably the most likely explanation.
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Joe
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No blowjob for 3 months
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Hammer
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quote:
Originally posted by Lawrah
you wont shag any burd ... that makes you fridgid.
Thank you for the public airing of that information Laura
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Hammer
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quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
quote:
Originally posted by Lawrah
you wont shag any burd ... that makes you fridgid.
Or gay....which is probably the most likely explanation.
Busted
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