dannymccann
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 Nice one Graham 
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deano87
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Originally posted by corsa - gus
Theres a place near me where everyone goes in their cars for a bit of fun, I went up one night with my gf to see my best mate with a bird bent over his bonnet shone my lights on him and he shit himself thinking it was the cops I have never let him forget it, I even used it as material in my speech at his 21st 
Fair play for going somewhere out in the open for sex, it can be fun, but actually out of the car?
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corsa - gus
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No, not a wedding, it was at his 21st Its kind of a thing round our way that your dad will do a speach at your party, but my mates Dad died when he was younger so me and another lad were intrusted with speachifying. So rather than for he's a jolly good fellow and all that jazz, we stood up and ripped him to shreads
His mother nearly disowned him, I'm just glad he isn't getting anywhere near a microphone at my party
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little_duke
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most brummies will know barr beacon is known for it.and cannock chase
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Bonney
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Not yet, but a couple of close calls
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corsa - gus
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Originally posted by deano87
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Originally posted by corsa - gus
Theres a place near me where everyone goes in their cars for a bit of fun, I went up one night with my gf to see my best mate with a bird bent over his bonnet shone my lights on him and he shit himself thinking it was the cops I have never let him forget it, I even used it as material in my speech at his 21st
Fair play for going somewhere out in the open for sex, it can be fun, but actually out of the car?
I know, it was bloody priceless it was like watching cops on sky one when the search people in America and they lie face down on the bonnet, only she was starkers with my mate hanging out of her
It was actually worth not getting any that night just to see it
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Graham88
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Originally posted by corsa - gus
No, not a wedding, it was at his 21st
Oh I read it wrong!
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deano87
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Originally posted by corsa - gus
I know, it was bloody priceless it was like watching cops on sky one when the search people in America and they lie face down on the bonnet, only she was starkers with my mate hanging out of her
It was actually worth not getting any that night just to see it
I can't help but think it'd be ok if she was fit - was she?
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Dean_W
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Came out of my room after a good old goin with the ex mrs to find some allen keys on the floor outside my room with a note saying tighten that bed please.
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deano87
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Bonney
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Thats quality, at least your parents have a sense of humor
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corsa - gus
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Originally posted by deano87
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Originally posted by corsa - gus
I know, it was bloody priceless it was like watching cops on sky one when the search people in America and they lie face down on the bonnet, only she was starkers with my mate hanging out of her
It was actually worth not getting any that night just to see it
I can't help but think it'd be ok if she was fit - was she?
Not fit but not a munt either, you wouldn't write home about it anyway
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deano87
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Or want your mates to see her naked whilst you're giving it a once over
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pow
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Im sure the parents know, they aint stupid, but never been caught.
Again, not caught, but we were at it, and her mum walked in and said "aww they're having a hug"
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Kyle T
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Originally posted by Bonney66
Thats quality, at least your parents have a sense of humor
When I lived with my grandparents (  ) it was obvious they could always hear me and my ex 'at it' as it was only a smallish dorma-bungalow but they always had a good sense of humour about it - sneaking our nights activity into conversation whenever possible. My grandad once said something alone the lines of 'busy for a while last night, you're not on drugs.. are you?'
The allen keys and note though is class 
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mattk
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Originally posted by Bonney66
Not yet, but a couple of close calls
thats cause youve only been at it for 2 months
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Tarrantino
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Originally posted by CorSRi_BT
Walked in on my mum & dad bollock naked in the doggy position. They didn't see me but I heard my mum saying, it's in my shitter. 
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johnhara1
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Not caught but heard several times.
It's not like i hav'nt heard them at it so they can't say jack..
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--DAN--
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Originally posted by CorSRi_BT
Walked in on my mum & dad bollock naked in the doggy position. They didn't see me but I heard my mum saying, it's in my shitter.
I'm fuckin crying here
Slightly different but a mate of mine a good few years ago came home from work to an empty house, he took his dads favourite bluey and put it on in his bedroom, got stripped off and pulled his plonker whilst laying on his bed. Next thing he knows he's waking up starkers, cock in hand with jizz halfway up his chest. He gets cleaned up and goes downstairs and finds his mum has come home whilst he was asleep. He was relieved he'd got away with it until she asked him if his cup of tea was nice that she'd left at the side of the bed
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Kyle T
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Originally posted by --DAN--
until she asked him if his cup of tea was nice that she'd left at the side of the bed
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deano87
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flol
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Graham88
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Cosmo
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Heard stories like that about 1,000,000 times before!
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--DAN--
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Originally posted by Cosmo
Heard stories like that about 1,000,000 times before!
This was years ago and verified by his mum, he couldn't look his mum in the eye for a long time
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corsa - gus
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Originally posted by --DAN--
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Originally posted by Cosmo
Heard stories like that about 1,000,000 times before!
This was years ago and verified by his mum, he couldn't look his mum in the eye for a long time
Its a bit harsh to ask his mum for verification is it not
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