charlessurr
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As if she wouldn't notice his manky smelling cock.
She must have wiped well  
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Matt H
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Waste not want not...
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Hammer
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Waste not want not...
Would it be appropriate to tell you my old granny always said that? 
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Matt H
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She heard it from me just after I....
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Hammer
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Can we get a moderator in here please
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Matt H
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Lawrah
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my god what kind of women do you go with
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Robbo
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Tom
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the replies
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andy1868
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this thread deserves a 9/10
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when me and my mate was out at end out night he ended up routing some slag out in town. I ecieved a text along the lines of " Got in and sneaked upto the bathroom trying not to wake her up, just turned tap on to wash my cock and becky walked in slighlty pissed up and started sucking my cock ...and didnt even know. Bonus"
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Shinfo
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charlessurr
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I remember another one, i badgered a bird in loughbrough (spelling) one night, went back to hirs and was doing the business, she said 'oh good god you are good' or something along those lines, so i was smiling like a cheshire cat.........anyway after the deed was done i noticed a red stin on her bed.............I borke her in so how the hell would she have possibly known hahahahaha (and no she wasnt on the blob, my friend later told me that i broke her in haha)
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o....k
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johnhara1
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Mate, your mate is a dirty bastard!
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Originally posted by charlessurr
I remember another one, i badgered a bird in loughbrough (spelling) one night, went back to hirs and was doing the business, she said 'oh good god you are good' or something along those lines, so i was smiling like a cheshire cat.........anyway after the deed was done i noticed a red stin on her bed.............I borke her in so how the hell would she have possibly known hahahahaha (and no she wasnt on the blob, my friend later told me that i broke her in haha)
virgin in lough !!!???!!!
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Originally posted by charlessurr
I remember another one, i badgered a bird in loughbrough (spelling) one night, went back to hirs and was doing the business, she said 'oh good god you are good' or something along those lines, so i was smiling like a cheshire cat.........anyway after the deed was done i noticed a red stin on her bed.............I borke her in so how the hell would she have possibly known hahahahaha (and no she wasnt on the blob, my friend later told me that i broke her in haha)
Prescription: 2 doses of reality every hour for the next 48 hours.
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charlessurr
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That is a 100% true story
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Hammer
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I know its not, you're shite in bed.
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charlessurr
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You didn't need to let everyone know! I thought we agreed our private life was a secret?
Haha, i may well be, the best part of that was that she said i was and would have had no way of knowing!
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bragging on the internet, you sir have made it in life
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quote:
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Originally posted by charlessurr
I remember another one, i badgered a bird in loughbrough (spelling) one night, went back to hirs and was doing the business, she said 'oh good god you are good' or something along those lines, so i was smiling like a cheshire cat.........anyway after the deed was done i noticed a red stin on her bed.............I borke her in so how the hell would she have possibly known hahahahaha (and no she wasnt on the blob, my friend later told me that i broke her in haha)
Prescription: 2 doses of reality every hour for the next 48 hours.
The addition of "Oh good you are good" would suggest a 72 hour course is needed.
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Hammer
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Good call Eck, i like the cut of your jib.
May i suggest if you ever feel like spaffing shite again and have already used up your daily dosage take a trip to http://www.gettaefuck.com
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Originally posted by charlessurr
I bummed a bird on holiday without a jonny, I led her out of the hotel then on my way back managed to pick some other tart up and shagged her again without a jonny and without washing in between. :-O
You sound like a responsible individual. Kinda hope you're infested tbh, teach you a lesson.
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