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Lawrah
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18th Apr 08 at 23:29   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Well the car alarm did stop, my virgin has been restored and my phone is next to me..so in a way. he did.
Richie B
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God rocks, in that case.

He restored virginity firstly to MAry, and now you?
CorsAsh
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Your virgin is restored
Lawrah
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Yes, I am very greatfull to have a tight snatch again.
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quote:
Originally posted by Lawrah
Im going to rock on down and smash the fucking shit out of the car whos alarm has been fucking ringing in my ears for the past 3 hours. I really do no need it right now.

Another thing, Fucking Virgin fucking shitting media, away and die.

Someone get my phone, its across the room and ill be fucked if im getting up.

And dinner, dinner would be good.



Is anyone else slightly turned on by the raw aggression and anger of laura?
I bet she's a deamon in the sack, and she's more horny than on orgy of wild bore.

Hi you angry little tart
Richie B
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You're not carrying the next JC now, are you?
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Hiya you poverty ridden stonehaven cunt
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Yes, I am very greatfull to have a tight snatch again.
Does it squeak when you walk?
Lawrah
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18th Apr 08 at 23:33   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
yes, like this..

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Richie B
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quote:
Originally posted by Lawrah
Yes, I am very greatfull to have a tight snatch again.
Does it squeak when you walk?


That's a very Gary Glitter comment.
BluKoo
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Hiya you poverty ridden stonehaven cunt


I'll have you know i (legally) earned some money today.
Maykes a change
Richie B
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Giro day?
Lawrah
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did you spunk it on the methadone ?
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yes, like this..

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Like stretching the neck of a balloon?
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What a good example Mr Ash.
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Giro day?


Today, i was mostly working as a removal man.

I moved 2 people into their houses and one old lady had a kinky sex whip in her bedroom drawer

I spanked har so hard later on...



Thats how i got my £10 tip
Richie B
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Does removal man mean you robbed them?


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Does removal man mean you robbed them?




okay then Mr Pedantic... Today, I was mostly a removal and replace(al) man!
Richie B
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It's only said in jest
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Originally posted by Richie B
It's only said in jest


I know. No need to expain yourself lad.

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