dan_c4rsa
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Registered: 12th Dec 06
Location: North Yorks Drives: MK3 Seat Cupra
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i once pissed through someones letter box while wankered when younger and a scal 
to this day i still want to post a sorry and a tenner through it....
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Paul_J
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Registered: 6th Jun 02
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I also remember in secondary school, i dared this kid to eat a MASSIVE rubber... Got a load of people to chip in like a quid each (so in my hand there was like £7 haha) and said 'if you eat that whole rubber, you can have this £7...
he started breaking it into smaller chunks and eating it... I said 'No mate! You're not allowed to break it into smaller chunks. If you do that, it's void and you don't win the money'.
So he puts the other 3/4 of this massive rubber in his mouth and starts to chew... I'm like come on mate, if you don't eat it in 2 mins you lose anyway and it's void and you won't win the money.
Finally he eats it. Swallows the lot and I just say 'haha, nah mate, coz you broke the rules at the start breaking bits off, you voided it, you don't win any money'
I've never seen someone launch at me so quick, he literally flew off his chair and grabbed me round the neck I gave him his £7 which was a joke in itself as he'd be shitting out those bits of rubber for weeks / may die of bowel cancer
Ah thank god when I was 17 I saw the light and became a nice bloke 
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Twiggy
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quote:
Originally posted by Mark1984_SRI
I once was doing kick ups with my football in the back garden, lost control, smashed some garden gnome or something then blamed it on the dog saying the dog knocked it over with her tail... still feel nasty about that one
[Edited on 03-04-2008 by Mark1984_SRI]
did the dog get a beating/telling off?
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Paul_J
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Registered: 6th Jun 02
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quote:
Originally posted by John
What games did you have on cd in 1990? I claim lies.
where did I say it was 1990 this was probably when we were about 10-12. Theme Hospital, Dungeon Keeper, Command and Conquer, Command and Conquer red alert are a few I remember 'borrowing' permantly from him
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Paul_J
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P.s same kid on the day he got a kite, I flew it and stacked it into a tree ... said 'oh shit, sorry mate..' realised I couldn't reach it (neither could he) and I just went home he had to explain to his parents what happened to his new kite.
I used to break loads of his stuff and I'd only go round to his house if he had something new to play
I also remember once playing a prank on him, round my mates house (he had a phone in his bedroom!) I was impressed... called my mate (the guy with the games etc) and said 'Alright mate, you wanna come round to mine?' he was like 'sure'... haha
I wasn't at home, I was at my mates house he wasted the bike ride to just knock on the door of my house and have my mum tell him I wasn't in
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jamez_zz
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Registered: 9th Nov 06
Location: Hullywood
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When i was younger and used to 'lark' out with my mates. One of my friends got involved with a bird, and stopped coming out, so one night we filled his front garden with anything and everything. lent a full dustbin up against his front door(so when they opened the door all the shit would fall inside the house), filled his garden with an entire roadworks kit (signs, them plastic fence things etc), forsale signs, other peoples bins, plants, connifers etc etc. There was no way he could of got out his front garden, it was litterally packed full of random stuff. Was hillerious.
ohh yeahh, we also smeared dog shit on his front door handle.
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Phi
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Registered: 8th Jan 07
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I was a good girl 
was always up the stables with the horses .... so never got up to any mischeif!
yeah right! ....
I was naughty sometimes! my best freinds were always male so always ended up getting in trouble because of them!!!!
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drax
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Registered: 5th Feb 05
Location: Sittingbourne, Kent
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You guys sound like a bunch of pikies
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Phi
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Registered: 8th Jan 07
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did some horrible stuff to a form teacher i had one year at Secondary school she deserved it tbh....... Evil woman
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gavin18787
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Registered: 22nd Feb 05
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IIRC someone in junior school was also dared to eat a rubber. Must have been the in thing at the time
Drives supercharged Tec with torque 
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jamez_zz
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Registered: 9th Nov 06
Location: Hullywood
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i nearly got kicked out of school full stop. answered my phone in class. teacher was a right nobhound, snatched my phone so i called him a 4eyed n*ggA. even tho he isnt black...
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little_duke
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Registered: 21st Aug 06
Location: Tamworth,staffordshire Drives: rover coupe
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my sister once took the p**s out of me so i cut her ponytail off
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k e l
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Registered: 10th Dec 06
Location: Sheffield
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i chucked a water bomb off a local bridge at a lorrie. it hit the windscrean and jacknifed in the middle of the carrigeway. was so scared never did that again
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bigdan
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Registered: 4th Jan 07
Location: Jarrow (Newcastle)
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i was about 12-13 some kid was pissing me off at school so i threw a 50p at him! fuck me it made a massive cut on him
once playing football (hacky football) and the ball rolled up to my RE teacher so i ust run up and double footed him got a warning but thats it
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drax
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Registered: 5th Feb 05
Location: Sittingbourne, Kent
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Yep, my last comment still stands. I think ill stop using this website, seems it is full of all the types of people we could do with out.
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Paul_J
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Registered: 6th Jun 02
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quote:
Originally posted by drax
Yep, my last comment still stands. I think ill stop using this website, seems it is full of all the types of people we could do with out.
 bye bye
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IvIarkgraham
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Registered: 27th Mar 04
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i never did anything wrong
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K17STY
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Registered: 13th Dec 02
Location: West Lothian
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all i can think of right now is putting 10p's into the door locks in the classrooms so we couldnt get in.
and putting all the gas taps on and lighting them in chemistry and biology.
[Edited on 03-04-2008 by K17STY]
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Steve
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Registered: 30th Mar 02
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oh you rebel you
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K17STY
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Registered: 13th Dec 02
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i know, i was a good girl
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Timbaland
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Registered: 20th Jan 07
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-Set a rocket off in the french corridor at school, Blew a hole in the wall. Got a warning lol.
- Locked the teacher in the store cupboard for the whole class and made her cry.
-The football pitch at school used to flood up really bad and one day me and my mate cycled to school through the pitch, I knocked his back wheel and he fell into the water and lost his glasses. he deserved it.
-A boy we knew used to get dared to do stuff and he would just do it, We told him to ride his bike into a phone box REALLY FAST, He did, Smashed the glass and knocked himself out.
-Put fire works in post boxes.
-Threw a snowball at the pub window and it had a stone in it and smashed. I blamed the fat disabled kid. He cried. Alot.
And last but not least, We used to kick around in a group of about 15 of us all the time, We once rolled all the hay bails to the exit of the field a created a barrier with them, When a car came and stopped we would put more behind it and he couldnt get out or move them himself as they were so heavy.
So we set the bails alight.
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Timbaland
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quote:
Originally posted by drax
Yep, my last comment still stands. I think ill stop using this website, seems it is full of all the types of people we could do with out.
Grow some balls. What website are you gonna use that doesnt have people like 'us' on it? Church Chat Forum?
Im gonna egg your windows.
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Rebecca
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Registered: 8th Jun 07
Location: Penwortham, Lancashire Drives: Integra Type R
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Nope I was an angel!
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Whittie
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Registered: 11th Aug 06
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Setting a load of books on fire with a bunsen burner.
Smashed every pane of glass in my neighbours greenhouse as they didnt give my balls back.
Set a fire extinguisher off in primary school.
Smashed some windows in school when it was getting knocked down.
Robbed the key for my college room to steal an exam paper
Booted a cat
Tripped an old womn over on a bus by accident
Locked english teacher in her room, never got caught.
Snow ball went through the window of the staff room, got caught doing that :lol
Stole random bits from school
Changed the electronic rota for my absenses to become presents, did it for some mates too.
Urrrm never really did anything that extreme
Few more as i've just asked my mum and dad what I did wrong lol...:
Stole a kids bike when I was about 9, parents made me take it back and tell the owner i was sorry.
Stole golfers golf balls, and them selling them.
Pissed on a hamster
Pushed someone off a trampoline, breaking their collar bone
Stole some POGS from a kid that was younger than me in primary school
lol
[Edited on 03-04-2008 by Whittie]
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Rebecca
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Registered: 8th Jun 07
Location: Penwortham, Lancashire Drives: Integra Type R
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Your a bad boy!
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