Fonz
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Registered: 12th May 06
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way back when she was popular couple of my mates were going into one of the computer rooms and caught a lad with his hand down his trousers while surfing Anna Kournikova images!
they sed he jumped like a rabbit and ran out the room!! we never let him live it down 
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jr
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Registered: 20th May 02
Location: Kent
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PMSL at rob
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Dean_W
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Registered: 13th Dec 05
Location: Downham Market, Norfolk
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Primary school my mate spilt a full tub of powder paint on the floor. Decided to mop it up.......
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ryzer
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Registered: 18th Mar 03
Location: Berkshire Drives:UGLY MUG
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i got a bollocking for walking around with my finger thorugh my flies.
good times
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Graham88
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Registered: 16th Apr 07
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Got some cheap stinkbombs from a joke shop, my mates wanted some, which then turned into their mates wanting some etc so I bought a few boxes (each box contained about 24) and sold them to whoever wanted some. The carnage that followed caused quite a few people to be ill and 3 suspensions.
I got away with it 
Some of these have had me almost in tears, I miss school
[Edited on 29-02-2008 by Graham88]
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dan_c4rsa
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Registered: 12th Dec 06
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my friend played human buckaroo on the headteacher infront of everyone in the cafe.
He was expelled.
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phil_sutton
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Registered: 8th Sep 07
Location: Nottingham
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Some kid sharpened a new pencil (had some good length on it ) an managed to some how stand it on its end ( sharp end pointing up) on another kids chair.
Kid number two came an jumped on his chair (still to this day dont know why he decided this was the right moment to jum back down on his chair, he didnt see the pencil of course).
All 6 inch's of the pencil went inside him and it needed to be surgically removed.
Was so funny.
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shaunmods
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Registered: 12th Mar 07
Location: Glascote, Staffordshire
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Had some funny stuff happen at my school.
I remember going to another class room to ask a teacher something, think it was where a book was or something daft like that. She starting thinking and had a white board pen (with the lid off) in her hand at the time and starting scratching her lip and chin with the pen! She had ink all round her mouth lol. I didnt say anything so she walked back into the room and everyone pissed themselves
Also remember a girl setting the gas tap on fire in one of my science lessons.
One lad sprayed deodorant on the floor and set it on fire 
i'll post more when i can remember
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Twiggy
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coach broke down in italy on a school trip at a service station... in 2 hrs we clear the ale fridge!!!
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Jodi_the_g
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One of my best mates got done for sexual assulting the teacher.
She kicked him out of class for reading the sun with his feet on the table. she took the paper off him on the way walking out of class he went to grab his paper off her desk but she jumped up and he grabbed her tit.
She wanted the police called in.
Another lad in the dance studio which had full length mirrors on every wall a lad flopped his cock out and was dancing the teacher saw it in the mirror and ran out of class scream, and crying.
The best one was the germans teachers wife came in and throw his clothes all over the place for him having an affair with an exchange student.
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Whittie
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Registered: 11th Aug 06
Location: North Wales Drives: BMW, Corsa & Fiat
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Football hitting a satellite dish, causing it to fall on two more, and smashing two windows was pretty eventfull 
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sand-eel
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Registered: 15th Mar 07
Location: carluke/braidwood--IRNBRULAND
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managed to get a teachers mobile number whist he was ordering parts for his car, prank called him all day
[Edited on 29-02-2008 by sand-eel]
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V-Man
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Registered: 7th Feb 05
Location: Iwade, Sittingbourne
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Bout 2 days before the end of year 12, we bribed the caretaker to let us 'borrow' the library keys  ..... all the teachers had a staff meeting in there to discuss what they will do to prevent us doing stupid things b4 we leave that year.... they all got locked in ...the head went ape shit
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Corsa_Scotty
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Registered: 8th Aug 07
Location: Scottish Borders
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There was a big machine in the canteen selling irn bru and coke etc and i used to just walk past and when noone was looking i would punch the side of the machine and the can would fall out
But one day i didnt know they had installed cctv cameras and i got caught red handed by the community police guy and got suspended for 4 weeks due to vandalism and theft
I also remember playing football for the school team and i was taking a free kick and my football coach was standing at the side of the goals and there was a table with 3 judges sitting at it with speaker systems beside it and i kicked the ball really hard and it knocked the audio stuff over and the headteacher made me come to school on a saturday from 9am till 3:30pm  i didnt even mean it either but wasnt funny at the time but when i look back it makes me laugh
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Mike
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Registered: 20th May 06
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Our old history teacher was the softest teacher ever, no-one listened to her at all, one day 2 lads had been having a go at each other for most of the lesson, then one of em just lost it, stood up, walked up behind the other and started really laying into him, just constantly punching him in the head, teacher was writing on the board at first, turned round and saw em and was just screaming stop it from the front of the room. It was only cos the teacher next door heard her and come to see what was happening that it got stopped. The other teacher come in and saw em, ran across the room grabbed the lad that was hitting out and yanked him away with that much force, he nearly launched him into the wall 
We found it funny at the time but looking back, if the other teacher hadn't of heard, it could of ended in more than tears
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Paul_J
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Registered: 6th Jun 02
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quote:
Originally posted by Tom
quote:
Originally posted by Rob_Scarborough
In primary school i still remember 1st day back after a weekend so in Monday assembly the school told everyone that it was "free dress" on the Thursday, even though it cost 50p, anyway this one Italian lad called Matteo was off Monday so came in on Tuesday and was none the wiser to the free dress day until he asked one of the lads in the class. He was told the "free dress" was now "fancy dress" and it was on Wed. So the following morning were all stood in our uniforms in the playground and guess who pulls up in a taxi, dressed up like a ninja turtle with a bin lid taped to his back! You guessed it, Matteo! He had to spend all day dressed like a turtle when everyone else was in their uniforms! Bring tears to my eyes thinking about that day lol
FPMSL that made me crease up 
That's brilliant the fact they told him it was wed! Not even like he was a turtle, while everyone was in normal clothes... He was a turtle on the day everyone was in uniform poor guy
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sam-smith
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Registered: 8th Jan 07
Location: plymouth, UK
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nearly got expelled for pissing about with half a pair of scissord like a knife
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freeman(sting)
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Location: Redcar and Cleveland
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in year 7 i got a detention and in the main hall there was these massive curtains going from the floor to the roof must of been over 9-10 meters high anyway on detention we were made to stand at the edge of the room and i needed a wee and asked the teacher if i could go she said no so i started tip toeing about and i stamped on the curtains and they came down and covered me so i started running about there was a lass who cried saying ghosts existed and i was given an extra hour andme and my mate were in tears everytime we looked at each other so we had another 2hrs the next day.
and also in year 7 there was a ginger lad called stuart we used to pick on and we managed to to ram him in a cupboard and put chairs from the back of the class room to the front upto the cupboard so the door wouldnt open anyway teacher returned laughed and left him in there to the end and said you only bring this on yourself stuart was mint.
then another time we had the headteacher come to do my religious lesson i got told off for making people believe that jewish people got castrated on there 13th birthday and eat it pickled on there 15th for good luck, and then later in the lesson the headteacher went into the cupboard and the roof was made of corogated metal anyway the roof rattled and he said ' sounds like there's a dog in there' and i went 'never knew you brought the wife to school sir' to which he replied 'GET OUT'  and i got suspended for 4days.
and in science in yr10 our teacher had some really expensive samples of marble in a cardboard box at the back of the class, so i put loads of water in the box so it became soaked and lent he box half of the table and the marble came crashing to the floor and the teacher was in tears i felt so shit
also in year 7 in home economics we had washer machines anyway one was full of water and the teacher came to it and walked away and said ill leave it to drain so me and my mate filled the washer up by the conpartment so the washer no longer looked like it had water in and she opened it water everywhere classroom floodedand my mate as you can imagine little year 7 shouted out " clever cuuuuunt!!!!!!! i was in tears and i didnt see him again untill year 8
[Edited on 01-03-2008 by freeman(sting)]
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wilson_sri
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Registered: 31st Aug 04
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Funniest thing we did was put loads of fish in the swimming pool
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taty
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Registered: 18th Apr 07
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the funniest thing that happend in my school was a year before i went there
there was a school trip to Edinburgh zoo and somehow 2 lads stole a penguin
the bus got 10 miles down the road before the teachers went to see why everyone was at the back of the bus he went up and saw the lads holding a small penguin trying to feed it some crisps
i didnt find this funny but everyone else did
i got expeled in year 10 for spitting on a teachers head from a bridge (hit him straght in the bold patch )he saw it was me so he ran up and grabed me to take me to the heads office i told him to let me go and he didnt so i grabed him and went to pin him against a door but his elbow went straght through the glass and cut it up
they got the police in luckly he didnt want to press charges but i was asked to leave and not come back
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Simon_16v
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Registered: 14th Aug 06
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Me and a mate tried to escape from re, mate climbed thru the window then i did. But with me being short and having my bag on ended me dangling out of the window, mate laughed and left me
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VegasPhil
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Funniest thing that happened at our school was the abuse that happened in the middle of the night the day before our final exams.
People had painted abuse towards the teachers over the whole school in white gloss paint.
Was proper shocking to see because every building had paint on it. Someone had also written "BROOKY SUCKS" in Massive letters on the roof of the newest building
Was funny at the time anyway
Corsa 2.0 16v Vegas - Sold
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Aaron
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quote:
Originally posted by SRi_Si
Me and a mate tried to escape from re, mate climbed thru the window then i did. But with me being short and having my bag on ended me dangling out of the window, mate laughed and left me
Owned
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bubble
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Registered: 24th Jan 04
Location: Darwin, NT Australia.
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when i was at school some youth called tom hewitt threw a trainer at me, it hit my head and cracked a window.
i was deemed at fault as it touched me last.
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antnee
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Registered: 30th Dec 07
Location: Cov Drives: Clio 197
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I remember a few things,
There is a fat woman teaching assistant person who no one likes, and one day some chavs can in one bikes and were going round the field, she went up to them and asked them to leave, so one of them chucked a whole can of coke over her!
In year 9 my form room was a computer room, loads of people came in one morning and we had a massive keyboard-key fight, when the teacher came in there must have been a few hundred keys on the floor!
One of my science teachers was a bit dopey, and there were a few people talking about fingering, and she meant to shout 'stop talking' but acyually said 'STOP FINGERING!' we couldnt stop laughing for the rest of the lesson
Playing 3 team rugby with a teddybear was also fun!
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