Fonz
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Registered: 12th May 06
Location: Newbury, Berks
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first gf i was with for 21 months, love each other she was due at uni a week before me, so i would visit in the middle of her freshers. in the four days at uni she decided she didnt love me......that hurt after all that time 
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morpheus22
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Registered: 10th Oct 05
Location: sheffield
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i had to say i was gay
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danielleG
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Registered: 25th Jun 07
Location: essex
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The father of my kids left me after 5 years together, his excuse was 'we are more like brother and sister' 
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dazavich
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Registered: 27th Sep 06
Location: Greenock, Inverclyde
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quote:
Originally posted by Hammer
I had someone tell me they love me after a week, i said 'you best not phone me ever again then or you'll end up with your heart broken' she still phones constantly and i still reject them.
I met a girl on a night out in Glasgow, done the deed with her and once we were done she told me she loves me, i said "cheers" and she went mental, grabbed my clothes and threw me out her flat 
*Tip* dont pull anyone from Castlemilk
I ended a relationship in 1st year at high school saying i didnt like her breath
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Steve
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Registered: 30th Mar 02
Location: Worcestershire Drives: Defender
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quote:
Originally posted by danielleG
The father of my kids left me after 5 years together, his excuse was 'we are more like brother and sister'
i know sorry
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Tommy L
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Registered: 21st Aug 06
Location: Northampton Drives: Audi wagon
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never ended one
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Patrick
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Registered: 25th Apr 02
Location: SE London
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Never really ended a relationship before. Only mutually when I was young and single. Been with my current partner for over 8 years now since we were both 17.
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Iain M
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Registered: 18th Aug 05
Location: Wigan - Drives 272bhp corsa ZLET
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Me and melissa split up i got with another girl. Was going to finish her as me and melissa had been on about getting back togther but i couldn't and needed to get rid first so......
one night she got absolutley smashed and we went home she had a go at me coz i had been talking to melissa's sister, any way she got up the morning after i pretended to be asleep as she got her stuff and left. I never spoke and she went. Still never heard any thing Got back with melissa 5 hours later. 
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nik
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Registered: 19th Jun 00
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About 5 years ago I was with some weird girl who got far too clingy after about 2 weeks. It was her birthday and she wanted me to goto dinner with her to meet her parents, I didn't want to, refused and told her she was dumped about a day before her birthday. Felt guilty and my Dad told me off
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Nismo
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Registered: 12th Sep 02
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erm the latest one i used was your just too young, and i have used the its not you, its me a few times.
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willay
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Registered: 10th Nov 02
Location: Roydon, Essex
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I've used the following excuses a few times:
Fuck off and die you nut case
I need time apart to think - lets go on a break
I just don't want to be with anyone right now (then I got with some bird 2 weeks later)
Its not you its me
Thinking back... if I had actually told them girls why I broke up with them it would of destroyed them and put them back a few years
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nik
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Registered: 19th Jun 00
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Your fanny stinks
You snore
You have german arm pits & back
I fancy your sister
Any of those would go down well
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willay
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Registered: 10th Nov 02
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Lemme think...
You're fat, sweaty, and northern
You are a stupid bitch who isnt interesting at all
See #1
Frigid bitch
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johnhara1
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Registered: 19th Oct 06
Location: Newcastle upon Tyne
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some of these are hilarious!
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Iain M
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Registered: 18th Aug 05
Location: Wigan - Drives 272bhp corsa ZLET
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Thinking back though i pulled a girl was a bit of a heffer went back to hers she lived in the roughest part of Wigan. Did the deed and when we finished and we where lay talking she said that she started to feel like she was in love with me. I sort of went to sleep and then sneeked out first thing. Had to walk a fair bit as well to catch a bus.
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willay
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Registered: 10th Nov 02
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quote:
Originally posted by Iain M
Thinking back though i pulled a girl was a bit of a heffer went back to hers she lived in the roughest part of Wigan. Did the deed and when we finished and we where lay talking she said that she started to feel like she was in love with me. I sort of went to sleep and then sneeked out first thing. Had to walk a fair bit as well to catch a bus.
holy fucking shit Iain
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Jodi_the_g
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Registered: 7th Aug 01
Location: Washington D.C
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"The taxi is outside, I am dressed I tried not to wake you but the fucker beeped his horn, what the fuck do you think of course we are not going to exchange numbers"
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Mad Moe
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Registered: 14th Jun 01
Location: Northumberland
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How about 'I Shagged your Mum'
I would have loved to use this one but I just couldn't bring myself to be that harsh
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Iain M
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Registered: 18th Aug 05
Location: Wigan - Drives 272bhp corsa ZLET
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I know Will I thought that was the end but she remembered me. I was shopping with my mum and she spotted me in Wigan. Asked why i hadn't been in contact just said my phone broke. Then came the big one and i quote..
"I am pregnant by the way, Don't worry its not yours" - My mum was stood next to me ans said you certainly know how to pick em
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Conway563
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Registered: 7th Jun 06
Location: Yate, Bristol
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My mate finished with a girl on christmas day. Just said 'you're pissing me off'
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Tommy L
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Registered: 21st Aug 06
Location: Northampton Drives: Audi wagon
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i think you're dumped would be pretty good to use
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Daimo B
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Registered: 20th Mar 00
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Your fanny smells of a fishyards. I don't like fish.
Actaully, never used that, but its funny
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willay
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Registered: 10th Nov 02
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We need some female perspective on this I think, I want to know if they would rather a nice excuse which makes us look like the troubled one, or would they actually want to know that they are fucking immature borring poor excuses of human beings who think they deserve everything?
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Daimo B
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Registered: 20th Mar 00
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quote:
Originally posted by Mad Moe
How about 'I Shagged your Mum'
I would have loved to use this one but I just couldn't bring myself to be that harsh
Comically, I knew a guy from Beckenham who was shagging a lass, but shagged her mum too. Daughter found out, dumped the lad, stopped speaking to her mum, dad found out, family split up etc..
Terry simply went off and got another bird.
We were only 15 at the time though. Proper boy that lad, made for many interesting tales on the rugby coach to other games... A true hero
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Jodi_the_g
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Registered: 7th Aug 01
Location: Washington D.C
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quote:
Originally posted by willay
We need some female perspective on this I think, I want to know if they would rather a nice excuse which makes us look like the troubled one, or would they actually want to know that they are fucking immature borring poor excuses of human beings who think they deserve everything?
Thats a bit of a harsh way of putting it wilay. I prefer the term social inaducate, more P.C.
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