Kyle T
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Registered: 11th Sep 04
Location: Selby, North Yorkshire
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(not in the same night, that would be too good)
Lotus Elise 111R
Impreza WRX STi
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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 you should be locked in a room with padded walls
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stuartmitchell
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Registered: 24th Apr 04
Location: Kirkliston, Edinburgh
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no injuries, just a serious case of premature ejaculation
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psycho sport
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Registered: 27th Mar 03
Location: Guildford Surrey Drives: Vauxhall Monaro
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i used to rip my banjo string with my ex... she was very dry... on the wrong pill!
My piercing also doesnt help... pierced banjo string. mwehehehe
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Tiger
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Registered: 12th Jun 01
Location: Leicestershire Drives:Astra VXR
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One girl a few weeks back thought I was a bloody rodeo bull. Bruised the area just above my tackle.
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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Psycho sport you scare me 
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Scotty_B
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Registered: 11th Jun 03
Location: East Kilbride
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was doing it missionary and went to change position. My foot got caught in the sheet and I forced it loose kneeing her in the fanny.
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flybikeslee
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Registered: 2nd Jan 07
Location: Liverpool
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quote:
Originally posted by CorSRi_BT
was doing it missionary and went to change position. My foot got caught in the sheet and I forced it loose kneeing her in the fanny.
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Laura
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Registered: 6th Oct 04
Location: Leven, Fife
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i drew blood the other day with the scratchmarks i left on his back 
not really an accident 
and not near as painful i bet as half as these stories
[Edited on 26-11-2007 by Laura]
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nik
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Registered: 19th Jun 00
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quote:
Originally posted by CorSRi_BT
was doing it missionary and went to change position. My foot got caught in the sheet and I forced it loose kneeing her in the fanny.
Did your knee smell after?
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Brett
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Registered: 16th Dec 02
Location: Manchester
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quote:
Originally posted by nik
Did your knee smell after?
Probably just smelt of burning tbh
Doesn't look like anyone uses foreplay before hand and all dry fuck their birds.
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deano87
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Registered: 21st Oct 06
Location: Bedfordshire Drives: Ford Fiesta
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Banjo string. That is all.
P.S. I had to look banjo string up on dictionary
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nik
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Registered: 19th Jun 00
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Got visions now of a prank phone call to local musical shop. Geeky old bloke answers phone, ''hello Roger's Guitars'', yes hello Roger, I've ripped my Banjo string can you help?
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Scotty_B
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Registered: 11th Jun 03
Location: East Kilbride
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quote:
Originally posted by nik
quote:
Originally posted by CorSRi_BT
was doing it missionary and went to change position. My foot got caught in the sheet and I forced it loose kneeing her in the fanny.
Did your knee smell after?
yes
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Half Pint
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Registered: 25th Mar 02
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i fell asleep.... it was an accident honest!
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Tommy L
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Registered: 21st Aug 06
Location: Northampton Drives: Audi wagon
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quote:
Originally posted by gavin18787
quote:
Originally posted by csweatherston
ive damaged my banjo twice...
I cringe everytime i hear something along those lines
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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quote:
Originally posted by Laura
i drew blood the other day with the scratchmarks i left on his back
not really an accident
and not near as painful i bet as half as these stories
[Edited on 26-11-2007 by Laura]
This can be extremely painful I have had it where's it's hurt loads, quite like a bit of pain but fuck me she literally drew blood
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JadeM
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Registered: 9th Feb 06
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Originally posted by Colin
Ripped banjo x1.......had to show it to my local GP aswell - very nice 
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Carl
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Registered: 9th May 04
Location: Jimmy Bennett's la la land.
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keeping in theme, how good is sniffing poppers while having sex. Worth a try if you never done it.
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LeeM
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Registered: 26th Sep 05
Location: Liverpool
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quote:
Originally posted by Half Pint
i fell asleep.... it was an accident honest!
ive done that, the copious amounts of alcohol i consumed beforehand didnt help, she couldnt wake me up either
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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Carl depends how tight your bum is I would have thought 
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Carl
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Registered: 9th May 04
Location: Jimmy Bennett's la la land.
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quote:
Originally posted by Tom
Carl depends how tight your bum is I would have thought
seriously though, when having hetrosexual fun with a lady, both have a quick sniff and go for it. It's awesome. 
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ShEp
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Registered: 9th Aug 05
Location: Dingwall, Highland
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went in the wrong one when i was drunk one night,
went to make breakfast in the morning and her mother asked me what the hell i was doing to her daughter last night
i made a sharp exit
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Steve X16XE
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Registered: 31st Dec 06
Location: Barnsley, South Yorkshire
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quote:
Originally posted by csweatherston
ive damaged my banjo twice...
That it
You need more loving
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ClaireF
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Registered: 1st Nov 05
Location: hurlford, scotland Drives: corsa again
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i have had a major accident during foreplay lol
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