AdZ9
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Make eye contact, give a smile and then do as you say, try and catch her on the way out, open the door for her or something then you have the opportunity to start a conversation.
Does she use the weights for anything? As that could be a good way to put yourself on the radar, to make eye contact or say hi
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Andy Stocker
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I think she likes cars, she got a Mk2 Punto with Arbarth bits on it, always clean etc.
As for donuts, think i'll give that a miss 
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Andy Stocker
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I think she likes cars, she got a Mk2 Punto with Arbarth bits on it, always clean etc.
As for donuts, think i'll give that a miss
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pow
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You been stalking her Andy
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Andy Stocker
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quote:
Originally posted by pow
You been stalking her Andy
Nah every morning she parks 1 space away from mine 
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pow
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Lies.
Seriously, before you get in there, sneak a few smiles, mornings, hold the door for her etc. 
[Edited on 12-11-2007 by pow]
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Tommy L
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hang on one minute...WTF do you think you are playing at scum bag 
what about me 
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AdZ9
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Originally posted by Andy Stocker
I think she likes cars, she got a Mk2 Punto with Arbarth bits on it, always clean etc.
As for donuts, think i'll give that a miss
Your in then, ask about her car or say "nice car" etc (even if its shit) chances are she'd of noticed yours if she likes cars.
On the other hand though, she could have a boyfriend who does her car for her  how old is she you reckon?
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Dean_W
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Andy Stocker
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quote:
Originally posted by AdZ9
quote:
Originally posted by Andy Stocker
I think she likes cars, she got a Mk2 Punto with Arbarth bits on it, always clean etc.
As for donuts, think i'll give that a miss
Your in then, ask about her car or say "nice car" etc (even if its shit) chances are she'd of noticed yours if she likes cars.
On the other hand though, she could have a boyfriend who does her car for her how old is she you reckon?
I've no idea .... 23/4???
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Andy Stocker
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quote:
Originally posted by pow
Lies.
Seriously, before you get in there, sneak a few smiles, mornings, hold the door for her etc.
[Edited on 12-11-2007 by pow]
Doors are those sensor ones that open automatically, but I could stand there in the beam and keep them open for her and freeze everyone in reception
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Daimo B
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"hi, i've seen you in here quite a few times, and i've got to ask, why are you in a gym? Seriously, your hot enough not to need to go to any gym.
Await reply....
This maybe a bit cheesy, but hey, its got a conversation going..."
Cheesy, but breaks the ice? Andy, just be you, she'll love ya.
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AdZ9
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Or you could be like Ron Burgundy..... and say how much you like her ass, and you just want to be friends with it!
I asked about her age as its a whole diff ball game when approaching certain ages
23/24 should be fine, mature and will have probablly experienced situations like it before. Just go for it, worst that can happen is she says fuck off you weirdo and avoids you.
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Andy Stocker
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quote:
Originally posted by AdZ9
Or you could be like Ron Burgundy..... and say how much you like her ass, and you just want to be friends with it!
I asked about her age as its a whole diff ball game when approaching certain ages
23/24 should be fine, mature and will have probablly experienced situations like it before. Just go for it, worst that can happen is she says fuck off you weirdo and avoids you.
I'll just join another gym
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Andy Stocker
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quote:
Originally posted by VXR
"hi, i've seen you in here quite a few times, and i've got to ask, why are you in a gym? Seriously, your hot enough not to need to go to any gym.
Await reply....
This maybe a bit cheesy, but hey, its got a conversation going..."
Cheesy, but breaks the ice? Andy, just be you, she'll love ya.
Awww you're gonna make me blush xxx
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SetH
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Andy totally know where you are coming from here m8.
Due to local hardcore gyms closing down i am forced to train in a piss ant health club. The only perk of this is that there are a large quantity of stunning females with great physiques.
One might consider this an untapped source of pussy.
However, its probably more difficult to get chatting to one of them in this enviornment then it is a club.
Like mentioned they are there to work out, not get hassled by men.
Lots of women are very self concious when they are working out. They like to keep their heads down, get on with their workouts and hope that nobody is watching them. Going near the free weights area and suddenly having about 20 guys in vests looking them up and down does not help.
Now there are some certain advantages to this.
90% of the guys will constantly perv, but never dream about actually approaching anyone. I think the best thing to do as a male is to get in there, blitz your workout and keep your head down. Dont stand around or keep glancing aroudn at all the women. Women do notice these things, if your a guy focused on his training thats brownie points in the bag straight away.
Pick your moment. If she is on the treadmill go on the treadmill next to her, ask her a question about a certain function or something, thats your ice breaker.
If she does weights, again talk about the exercise, you could ask her something along the lines of how do you find lateral raises with dumbells? say you do them with cables as you get a better burn or something. So much scope here to have what will be a perfectly innocent ice breaker and conversation.
Dont forget your both at the gym, you already have something in common.
Who dares wins andy, who dares wins
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AndyKent
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Reverse into her car, she'll be forced to give you her details
Or just catch her on the way out and say nice car or whatever.
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AdZ9
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quote:
Originally posted by SetH
Due to local hardcore gyms closing down i am forced to train in a piss ant health club. The only perk of this is that there are a large quantity of stunning females with great physiques.
Seth I thought your optimal pulling ground would be the likes of KFC/Subway/Mc Donalds for the great physiques
Andy what SetH said is good advice 
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gianluigi
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quote:
Originally posted by Andy Stocker
at the gym, how would you go about it?
Get a mate to say to her: "will you go out with Andy?"
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Hammer
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How did Nathy woo your pants off again Luigi, a bottle of white lightning and a big mac?
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SetH
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quote:
Originally posted by AdZ9
quote:
Originally posted by SetH
Due to local hardcore gyms closing down i am forced to train in a piss ant health club. The only perk of this is that there are a large quantity of stunning females with great physiques.
Seth I thought your optimal pulling ground would be the likes of KFC/Subway/Mc Donalds for the great physiques
Andy what SetH said is good advice
dont, im finding it hard to meet a nice HEFFER atm, they dont take me seriously
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Andrew
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omg Andy you need to get out more
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Edd
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this is easy let her tyres down and just manage to be there at the right time when she comes out then give her use of your electric pump saying something like aye those wee fannies got me last time
bing bang bosh she'll be blowing you up in return
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SetH
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not a bad idea edd
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bubble
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say to her" i have been on corsasport.co.uk, the leading website for all corsa related stuff-but we also have been thinkin of ways i can ask you out, without you thinking im on too many blue smarties. so, would you prefer it if a)i asked your for a drink at the water fountain sometime b) complimented you on your EXTREMELY visible camel toe or c) admit i have an attraction to you and would like to meet with you at a more social occasion."
tbh andy, with the above you cannot fail. FACT
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