Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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This is like a home alone thread 
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dannymccann
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Registered: 9th Aug 06
Location: Doddington, Lincolnshire
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Originally posted by Iain M
Break in - no more nails everything to the ceiling, job done. 
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Nic Barnes
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Registered: 5th Apr 04
Location: nowhere near ginger people
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Originally posted by Aj.
Why not act like an adult and get over it?
how many days/weeks/years have you just been completely boring for?
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phil_sutton
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Registered: 8th Sep 07
Location: Nottingham
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I say get the welder out an mig up his letter box door hinges or anything else that would be amusing.
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smack
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Registered: 7th Jul 04
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realase two small colloneys of ants into the house
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Theham85
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Registered: 29th Nov 06
Location: Brisbane Queensland
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Write obscenities on there lawn in weedkiller? lol
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Tommy L
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Registered: 21st Aug 06
Location: Northampton Drives: Audi wagon
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wrap the house in bubble wrap or cardboard or maybe even cling film
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Nath
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: MK
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Bag of baking powder through the letter box, and call the cops and say you think they deal drugs.
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All Torque
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Registered: 17th Nov 05
Location: Milton Keynes Drives: Ford Focus TDCi
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Get in somehow and shit in the hairdrier.
You can all imagine what will happen when its turned on 
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smack
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Registered: 7th Jul 04
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just do a shit in there kitchen and once in there toilot
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ShEp
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Registered: 9th Aug 05
Location: Dingwall, Highland
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i did this to my neighbours when they were away,
cut old skirting boards up, arranged them on the neighbours grass speling the word wanker,
put loads of bricks over the skirting boards and finally a tarpaulin cover,
took it off the day before they got back and it had killed the grass under the skirting board leaving, 'wanker' on the grass, and cutting the grass is no good cos its still there 
oh and my dad helped me
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ClaireF
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Registered: 1st Nov 05
Location: hurlford, scotland Drives: corsa again
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and you would be the first to complain if they did it to you
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ShEp
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Registered: 9th Aug 05
Location: Dingwall, Highland
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piss off claire,
no need for sensible talk in here
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ClaireF
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Registered: 1st Nov 05
Location: hurlford, scotland Drives: corsa again
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well would u like it if they did it to you, would u think it was funny then uuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmm no
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smack
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Registered: 7th Jul 04
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i would probery find it funny if done to me
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Eck
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Registered: 17th Apr 06
Location: Lundin Links, Fife
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quote:
Originally posted by ClaireF
well would u like it if they did it to you, would u think it was funny then uuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmm no
This isn't the "What would you do if it happened to you thread" 
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Batmanman
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Registered: 19th Jun 07
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Originally posted by joe6886
Cress seeds through the letterbox?
That's genious!
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Batmanman
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Registered: 19th Jun 07
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i think, write something none offensive, but comical on their lawn, like.. "sheep-bag" or "Pillow-Case" would definantly make me chuckle
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Nath
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: MK
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quote:
Originally posted by Batmanman
i think, write something none offensive, but comical on their lawn, like.. "sheep-bag" or "Pillow-Case" would definantly make me chuckle
Or Marmalade?
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Eck
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Registered: 17th Apr 06
Location: Lundin Links, Fife
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Menstration would cause a giggle.
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sand-eel
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Registered: 15th Mar 07
Location: carluke/braidwood--IRNBRULAND
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why don't u sign up on the internet for random shit in their name and address so when they come back there is a massive pile of junk mail, and they will keep getting it, because u tick the box that says "yes i do want updates and new products and that"
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pikey pete
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Registered: 29th Sep 07
Location: Scotland
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use weed killer to write "fag" on their grass
quote:
Originally posted by muppetsport
dont get on with them, and while theyre away gives ample opportunity to fuck about with something. need something that wont actually be and damage, or anything that they would be able to work out was something ive done.
so far the option is, fart or collect the smell of several poo's in some freezer bags, open the letter box and let the smell out, continue this say 4 times a fay for the next 2 weeks.
what else could i do to irritate them, that wouldnt make it seem like anything had happened?
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starkie
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Registered: 1st Jul 03
Location: Leslie, Fife
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this post needs pics of house
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