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Colin
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23rd Jul 07 at 10:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Is she of heffer?? Tell her dirty sex sheds the pounds!!
SetH
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quote:
Originally posted by AdZ9
She could be cheating, getting it elsewhere! :-(


I have considered this, although have 90% ruled it out but can never be sure. Although in all honesty i dont think thats happening, none of the signs are there and 99% of the time we know each others movements and see each other every day.
Colin
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Maybe she fears the black mamba
SetH
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lol i cant go into that on this forum colin

i suspect you dream of black mambas though on a regular basis, that is all.
Colin
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Quite a step up from a common grass snake
SetH
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PMSL
Colin
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Maybe she feel's she's bitten off more than she can chew.....literally
AdZ9
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She could be scared of it, go get a reduction.
Dean_W
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quote:
Originally posted by SetH
quote:
Originally posted by AdZ9
She could be cheating, getting it elsewhere! :-(


I have considered this, although have 90% ruled it out but can never be sure. Although in all honesty i dont think thats happening, none of the signs are there and 99% of the time we know each others movements and see each other every day.



Just because you can't see it doesn't mean it can't be happening.
Behr
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quote:
Originally posted by Dean_W
quote:
Originally posted by SetH
quote:
Originally posted by AdZ9
She could be cheating, getting it elsewhere! :-(


I have considered this, although have 90% ruled it out but can never be sure. Although in all honesty i dont think thats happening, none of the signs are there and 99% of the time we know each others movements and see each other every day.



Just because you can't see it doesn't mean it can't be happening.



He's got a point the same thing happened to me g/f well ex g/f went off sex and then i found out she was screwing someother guy. she was a slag tho so i shouldve known better. but mate if worse comes to worse theres plenty more fish and all that specially with the flooding and all
Dean_W
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Flooding PMSL
SetH
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i still consider it extremely unlikely as i have all the facts/history etc but i wont go into that here.

Although thanks for making the point, something to think about.
--Dave--
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kick her in the minge
Jamie Walby
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quote:
Originally posted by --Dave--
kick her in the minge


I'm with Dave on this one. Steel toe boots, boot her in the clunge. Dump her.
Craig W
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Amuse yourself in this time of need. Cum on her face when she's asleep. I did this to my previous girlfriend, and the progress of emotions was unreal. It went from waking up, to confusion, to sheer horror, to dis-belief and then to pure anger. It made me LOL.
--Dave--
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seriously?......































Jamie Walby
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Next time you do have sex with her, initiate one of the following practices....


Donkey Punch
SPiderman
The Pirate
--Dave--
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The Pirate?
Jamie Walby
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u2u
--Dave--
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sick
Dee
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Pirate? u2u please
Jamie Walby
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or to quote you




by far the funniest u2u i have EVER had
Jamie Walby
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quote:
Originally posted by Dee
Pirate? u2u please


Theres a whole thread dedicated to it now. I thought there would be some interest in it.
Sam
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@ this thread!
*Laura*
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quote:
Originally posted by SetH
gfriend doesnt want to because she 'hardly ever feels like it', says its a 'hormonal thing' and that her pill has screwed her up.


Do you think that if this is the problem then changing this might help? The pill does affect the sex drive of a lot of women. Trouble is all the contraception available to women can do the same thing. the only way around it is if she comes off it you have to resort to those lovely little rubber jackets! Unless you fancy putting a bun in the oven

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