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Joe

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Registered: 20th Jun 04
Location: Hesketh Bank, Lancashire
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17th Jun 07 at 21:12

I enjoy being Northern

you just want to come and shack up with me up here and you know it.

Jules

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Location: Ipswich, Suffolk Status: Happy
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17th Jun 07 at 21:13

Lou and Joe6886 sitting in a tree......

Matt H

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Location: South Yorkshire
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17th Jun 07 at 21:19

quote:
Originally posted by ed

quote:
Originally posted by Matt H
Mitigation charge

Men need to start being men again. A ban on mitigation with allow us to be once again red blooded, harsh, non scarf wearing bastards. Once a proud nation of soldiers who conquered the world, we are now boots meal deal buying fags with gentle queer fasion advisors as a concience. All HR consultants will be burned at the stake, whilst be all eat sausage rolls from Greggs.

Zero tolerance on this one. The longer we leave it the more mild mannerd they'll become

Please add more, they need our help

[Edited on 17-06-2007 by Matt H]
This coming from a aperson who straightens his hair.

See, the disease has already spread

Robin

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Registered: 7th Jan 04
Location: Northants Drives: Clio 182 Cup
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17th Jun 07 at 21:20

Why are all the good car shows in the south?

Danny P

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Location: Cleckheaton, West Yorkshire
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17th Jun 07 at 21:21

quote:
Originally posted by Robin
Why are all the good car shows in the south?

Because Southern folk are too scared to come up North

loubielou

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Registered: 14th Jan 07
Location: North Finchley, Greater London
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17th Jun 07 at 21:22

quote:
Originally posted by Robin
Why are all the good car shows in the south?

to try and keep the northerners out

Matt H

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Location: South Yorkshire
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17th Jun 07 at 21:23

Because all the southerners cars keep breaking down

Joe

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17th Jun 07 at 21:23

Northerners can drive Lou

Jules

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17th Jun 07 at 21:24

quote:
Originally posted by Robin
Why are all the good car shows in the south?

The motor car has only been intorduced to the north in the last 5 years Robin - give them time to establish a fanbase and start having shows for these new fangled mechanical wheeled beasts!

Jules

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17th Jun 07 at 21:24

quote:
Originally posted by joe6886
Northerners can't drive Lou

Refreshingly honest

Robin

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17th Jun 07 at 21:24

quote:
Originally posted by joe6886
Northerners can drive Lou

Yeah, there's loads of famous racing drivers from the north

Joe

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17th Jun 07 at 21:25

And let the can be opened.

Joe

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17th Jun 07 at 21:25

I did'nt say well Robin, but we can drive.

loubielou

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17th Jun 07 at 21:26

BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA

Andy Stocker

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17th Jun 07 at 21:26

Robin

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17th Jun 07 at 21:27

quote:
Originally posted by joe6886
I did'nt say well Robin, but we can drive.

So can we, we can do other things in the car too, when we're sat in the crippling traffic jams which the whole of the country below Nottingham suffers from

Joe

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17th Jun 07 at 21:28

haha exactly, we have more country lanes up here Robin, therefore more spirited driving.

Robin

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17th Jun 07 at 21:28

We have our fair share, we don't all live in cities and tower blocks you know

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18th Jun 07 at 10:31

quote:
Originally posted by Matt H

quote:
Originally posted by ed

quote:
Originally posted by Matt H
Mitigation charge

Men need to start being men again. A ban on mitigation with allow us to be once again red blooded, harsh, non scarf wearing bastards. Once a proud nation of soldiers who conquered the world, we are now boots meal deal buying fags with gentle queer fasion advisors as a concience. All HR consultants will be burned at the stake, whilst be all eat sausage rolls from Greggs.

Zero tolerance on this one. The longer we leave it the more mild mannerd they'll become

Please add more, they need our help

[Edited on 17-06-2007 by Matt H]
This coming from a aperson who straightens his hair.

See, the disease has already spread

You need to come and do some farm work

dave17

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Location: Greater London
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18th Jun 07 at 10:51

Northern blokes think they so manly because they eat pies, gravy on their cereal and go on holiday to Blackpool every summer 'because its a right laff'.

The south dictates what the north will be doing in 5 years time, i suppose you take so long to catch up because you are too busy doing your 22 hour days in the factories and coal mines.

Matt - Stop thinking you are a 'mans man'. You straighten your hair and own a mens cardigan, there isnt a problem with this, its called fashion, well it was 18months ago down south anyway........

Nath

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18th Jun 07 at 11:11

Back to the mines you go.....

topshot_2k

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Registered: 1st Dec 03
Location: Northampton Drives: Pug GTi-6
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18th Jun 07 at 11:12

northeners are strange folk, sort of part way between neanderthal and modern man. simple things such as piss weak carling keeps them happy.

dave17

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18th Jun 07 at 11:13

DIG DIG DIG!! 2 more tonnes and you get a milk token

andy1868

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Registered: 22nd Jun 06
Location: Burscough, Lancashire
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18th Jun 07 at 11:14

why is this argument still going on? won't somebody think of the children in all this!?

andy1868

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Registered: 22nd Jun 06
Location: Burscough, Lancashire
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18th Jun 07 at 11:14

pshhhhhhh carling, carling is the worst drink known to man, its even worse than Leffe

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