gianluigi
Member
Registered: 9th Mar 05
Location: Ipswich, Suffolk
User status: Offline
|
quote:
Originally posted by Mark1984_SRI
quote:
Originally posted by Whittie
quote:
Originally posted by sam-smith
I'm an English teacher at a high school.
I find the hottest girl in each of my periods and grade them as hard as I can. I make it impossible for them to even get Ds. They can always tell I'm grading them harder than anyone else, I think.
They always ask me how they can raise their grades. I tell them I'll give them an A if they have sex with me. They always do. The girls are usually between 13 and 16.
I find this hilarious because when I was a teenager, I was always getting led on and hurt by attractive girls like them. Well, now they tables have turned.
Harsh AND very illegal
but oh so funny 
|
gianluigi
Member
Registered: 9th Mar 05
Location: Ipswich, Suffolk
User status: Offline
|
quote:
Originally posted by andy1868
I sit on my hand till it falls asleep, then masturbate with it. It feels like it's someone is jerking me off
oh god
|
Mark1984_SRI
Member
Registered: 7th Feb 06
Location: Preston
User status: Offline
|
FLOL
807505803 I'm sitting up all night waiting for a woman in America to come onto Yahoo Messenger so I can fuck her online.
I have a loving girlfriend.
God I'm such a loser.
|
Mark1984_SRI
Member
Registered: 7th Feb 06
Location: Preston
User status: Offline
|
868477517 i stick a finger to my asshole, fart, then smell my finger; i ussualy do this while i lay in bed at nite
|
Cosmo
Member
Registered: 29th Mar 01
Location: Im the real one!
User status: Offline
|
quote:
Originally posted by andy1868
I sit on my hand till it falls asleep, then masturbate with it. It feels like it's someone is jerking me off
Your meant to post it on that site so its anonymous, sick fuck!!
|
danward
Member
Registered: 14th Nov 06
Location: Northants Drives: C Exclusiv
User status: Offline
|
when i was little i used to poop behind a tree in my backyard.
|
danward
Member
Registered: 14th Nov 06
Location: Northants Drives: C Exclusiv
User status: Offline
|
I put my penis in a Goldfish's bowl once.
|
Mark1984_SRI
Member
Registered: 7th Feb 06
Location: Preston
User status: Offline
|
I really don't think you should be confessing in here Dan 
|
danward
Member
Registered: 14th Nov 06
Location: Northants Drives: C Exclusiv
User status: Offline
|
Crap wrong window...  
|
johnhara1
Member
Registered: 19th Oct 06
Location: Newcastle upon Tyne
User status: Offline
|
"I sometimes fantasize that I have a penis and that I'm getting a blow job. I really want to know what that would feel like. Guys are always raving about how great it is. I wish oral sex was pleasurable to me, I don't think my boyfriend is doing it right"
|
johnhara1
Member
Registered: 19th Oct 06
Location: Newcastle upon Tyne
User status: Offline
|
458784654 "i think im gay, i have 3 best mates and i bummed them all while they were sleeping. i feel really bad because it was their first time!! what can i do??? anyone help?"
oh dear
|
j10E W
Member
Registered: 30th Sep 04
Location: maidstone
User status: Offline
|
285177599 I'm having sex with a girl I'm dating. And her sister. And her mother. It's been oging on for two weeks now. I'm sure they will all figure it out soon, but I don't care. I'll just do it to someone else again later. Sex it the most important thing in the world.
what a ledgend!!!
|
Ren
Member
Registered: 16th Oct 04
User status: Offline
|
405199181
i take naked pictures of myself and give them to people i chat to on the internet. they like them. they get all horny off them, they tell me i have nice legs, what a sexy round ass, what nice nipples, they tell me what a sexy girl i am... yeah. i'm a freak. i'm young and i'm slight and i'm thin and i have a girly shaped ass... but i'm a guy. i shave my legs. i hide my cock between my legs and take these pictures and get the angles perfect so nobody is any the wiser. and i fucking crack up when losers jack off to them. but it turns me on a little, too. what the fuck?
what. the. fuck...
|
sam-smith
Member
Registered: 8th Jan 07
Location: plymouth, UK
User status: Offline
|
hes a legend up to about here "but it turns me on a little, too. what the fuck?"
|
andy1868
Member
Registered: 22nd Jun 06
Location: Burscough, Lancashire
User status: Offline
|
quote:
Originally posted by gianluigi
quote:
Originally posted by andy1868
I sit on my hand till it falls asleep, then masturbate with it. It feels like it's someone is jerking me off
oh god
quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
quote:
Originally posted by andy1868
I sit on my hand till it falls asleep, then masturbate with it. It feels like it's someone is jerking me off
Your meant to post it on that site so its anonymous, sick fuck!!
that wasn't my confession, although i can't see why it would work
|
STEvieXE
Member
Registered: 21st Jan 03
Location: Ballymena N.I.
User status: Offline
|
this has to be one of the most entertaining sites ever
|
Mike
Organiser: North West and North Wales
Premium Member
Registered: 20th May 06
Location: nr. Skipton, North Yorkshire
User status: Offline
|
quote:
Originally posted by j10E W
285177599 I'm having sex with a girl I'm dating. And her sister. And her mother. It's been oging on for two weeks now. I'm sure they will all figure it out soon, but I don't care. I'll just do it to someone else again later. Sex it the most important thing in the world.
what a ledgend!!!
|
Mike
Organiser: North West and North Wales
Premium Member
Registered: 20th May 06
Location: nr. Skipton, North Yorkshire
User status: Offline
|
I don't understand why my hubby always wants a blowjob in the morning when all I want to do is sleep. He also pinches my nipples real hard in the morning when I am sleeping. This morning I gave him a bloody nose when I elbowed him too hard when he started entering my ass. Now I feel bad so I will make it up to him tomorrow morning.
|
Mike
Organiser: North West and North Wales
Premium Member
Registered: 20th May 06
Location: nr. Skipton, North Yorkshire
User status: Offline
|
I've gotten to the point where since every girl I meet is either taken or hates me, I'm not going to try anymore. I'll just wank off and be a geek forever.
I'm so horny, I want a girl or feminine guy to suck me off so bad. I always am sitting and thinking about getting head and orgasming down someone's throat, but I guess I'll never get it.
Who cares, after I masturbate I don't feel like it for a few hours anyway.
PMSL @ feminine guy
|
Jamie
Member
Registered: 1st Apr 02
Location: Aberdeen
User status: Offline
|
best site EVER
|
tomdaniels
Member
Registered: 24th Apr 07
Location: Bristol
User status: Offline
|
747869594 I once screwed my girlfriend at 4am on my sofa in the front room. The sofa is dark green and she came all over it. When we woke up in the morning and mum pointed it out we just said that I'd spilt a glass of milk on it.
She had to get it dry-cleaned to get the stain out.
I'd do it again.
|
mattk
Member
Registered: 27th Feb 06
Location: St. Helens
User status: Offline
|
Its the little comments at the end make them funny
Id do it again.
|
RS6
Member
Registered: 5th Nov 03
Location: with MJ
User status: Offline
|
quote:
Originally posted by gianluigi
quote:
Originally posted by andy1868
I sit on my hand till it falls asleep, then masturbate with it. It feels like it's someone is jerking me off
oh god
thats from gone in 60 seconds movie 
|
gooner_47
Member
Registered: 20th Jul 04
Location: Bexhill/Croydon
User status: Offline
|
From a different site:
My girlfriend's not a girl. Nobody knows. Hell, I didn't know until the fourth date, and by then i'd already gotten a handjob, two blowjobs, and was about to slip it in her back door when I noticed the package. Shocked as I was, I was thinking with my dick and went ahead and dived in. I thought i'd be grossed out immediately after, but I wasn't. We've done it a bunch of times since then, and she seems perfectly happy being the girl in the relationship (meaning that she hasn't tried to put it in me anywhere. ) I dunno. I've done the reacharound (it just seems polite), but I have to admit that I'm tempted to use my mouth, just to see what it's like (and also to please her. ) this is so weird.
|
Eck
Premium Member
Registered: 17th Apr 06
Location: Lundin Links, Fife
User status: Offline
|
524716477 One time I watched Family Guy and ended up killing my dog because I thought that it had talked. Instead, it was just my neighbor.
|
