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Butler
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quote:
Originally posted by VXR
Great, it may beat a porkie in a straight line. Where all the boyracers and chavs think its at...

REal men go round corners, now compared that corsa vs a 911.. Or the braking.

End of the day, thats a modified combat kit (loads of kits, yet thats what he's stuck with?), standard ish rear end.

Sorry, i'd MUCH rather take D5NNA over that any day, and D5 hasn't had half that spent on her.

In fact, i can think of a few corsas that put that car to shame.

As for the quickest UK corsa???? Think GAZ and Muppetsport Nick may have something to say about that.

Still, im sure the Sun said the sky was green the other day, I don't need to see, its written so it must be true.

D5NNA looks like a pile of purple shit aswell.
BarnshaW
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Nic Barnes
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could buy mine for less than 10k off me
IvIarkgraham
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7th Jun 07 at 18:16   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

muppet i want your car but i cant afford it wanna sort out some sort of finance for me?
Nic Barnes
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no. pay cash and drive away in it. i would sell it aswell
Carl
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quote:
Originally posted by Butler
quote:
Originally posted by VXR
Great, it may beat a porkie in a straight line. Where all the boyracers and chavs think its at...

REal men go round corners, now compared that corsa vs a 911.. Or the braking.

End of the day, thats a modified combat kit (loads of kits, yet thats what he's stuck with?), standard ish rear end.

Sorry, i'd MUCH rather take D5NNA over that any day, and D5 hasn't had half that spent on her.

In fact, i can think of a few corsas that put that car to shame.

As for the quickest UK corsa???? Think GAZ and Muppetsport Nick may have something to say about that.

Still, im sure the Sun said the sky was green the other day, I don't need to see, its written so it must be true.

D5NNA looks like a pile of purple shit aswell.


I agree, more excusable though as that was years ago and this one is recent.
Kurt
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7th Jun 07 at 18:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

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Originally posted by K2 GTi

Quote of the day from this pic!


quote:
My god I wish I never spent £75k on a Corsa


[Edited on 07-06-2007 by K2 GTi]


75k And Im Still Ginger...
ed
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Originally posted by JayCarr
Surely its physicaly impossible to spend that much on a corsa. Unless he's had it 7 years and spent 10grand a year on it, changing everything about it every year.
That's basically the story. It's had £75k spent on it, but he bas bought and re-sold parts on.

I guess he's not doing the twin engine conversion using Evo running gear then too (probably because he realised words were coming out of his mouth and he didn't realise what any of it meant)

deano87
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Never saw that Top Gear episode tbh. Pretty sure I've seen all the Clarkson Hammond May ones.
Corsa_1800_SRi
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75k And Im Still Ginger...


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Kurt
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ainsley_brader
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7th Jun 07 at 22:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

he cant even get the engine code right!
iceman
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ermm yeah lol what can you say really lol except good luck with the sale lol
xtremewheels
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A guy up in nottingham has a 500bhp corsa running 0-60 in 4.9 seconds give or take a little

RPM
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quote:
Originally posted by muppetsport
no. pay cash and drive away in it. i would sell it aswell


Surely cost far more to build?
K2 GTi
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quote:
Originally posted by Kurt
quote:
Originally posted by K2 GTi

Quote of the day from this pic!


quote:
My god I wish I never spent £75k on a Corsa


[Edited on 07-06-2007 by K2 GTi]


75k And Im Still Ginger...



£75k and all I have is a corsa with the same colour as my hair

Daimo B
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quote:
Originally posted by Carl

D5NNA looks like a pile of purple shit aswell.


I agree, more excusable though as that was years ago and this one is recent.


Opinions are fine, but you must be strange as i've never seen a purple sh1t before.

I like Donnas purple corsa though And at least the interiors decent. She likes it, so thats all that counts


[Edited on 08-06-2007 by VXR]
Wrighty
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8th Jun 07 at 08:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

could have built that for a LOT less then 75k and probably did
Dan A
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quote:
Originally posted by Andy Stocker
£15k on the engine leaving 60k on what exactly?


Filler
TomSBD
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might ring up and ask if it comes with a belt . . . . . . . . .




cuz hes pulling my pants down

SAL
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maybe the lad keeps every receipt including fuel, tax, mot and he has added every penny up ?

anyway who really gives a fuck ? are you goin to buy it ? no, so why make it your problem...
Carl
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quote:
Originally posted by VXR
quote:
Originally posted by Carl

D5NNA looks like a pile of purple shit aswell.


I agree, more excusable though as that was years ago and this one is recent.


Opinions are fine, but you must be strange as i've never seen a purple sh1t before.

I like Donnas purple corsa though And at least the interiors decent. She likes it, so thats all that counts


[Edited on 08-06-2007 by VXR]


Buy some strong, cheap branded blue alco pops, drink them all night then inspect the shite, it will have a blue/brown colour, quite close to purple.

Agree though, it's all personal preference.
Cupra Steve
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quote:
Originally posted by muppetsport
no. pay cash and drive away in it. i would sell it aswell


Swap for my 106 gti?
Ben ev
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this is what you get for shopping with uk tunners!

iirc it runs oil jets steel rods etc so should be good for p4chips which would make a difference but hey
nik
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Looks like Bradley off benders. Bet Stacy Slutter would get her titties out for that.

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