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Jake
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31st May 07 at 19:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I dont understand them
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A "key" doesnt make a sh1ts worth of difference tbh, so what if theres 120 quid of a 125 hopper.

After its 1st refloat this makes its useless. as it could have paid out massivly prior to the refloat...

theres only a select amount of machines its any use for, eg. reno casino sit down 5 player..

i could go on for days about them

As for mostly end up losing, depends wether u play them seriously, and adapt ure life to playing them or just play now and again.

i just hope i never left a stash of coins in my corsa when i sold it to richy, the black tray under the drivers seat is good for holding over 2k in coins when packed in normal bank bags of 50 (rather than 20)

[Edited on 31-05-2007 by Dan]


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its not really that hard to see f its going to pay out or not,if you look through the glass where the fruite are you can see the tubes,if their full,youve won if empty wait for others to play simple as,we do it in the crown pub by me wait for it too fill up. theres also a counter by the coinslot which tells you how many times its payed out so u know if anyone has won anything in the last day or not




LOL maybe back about 5 years ago, when i was making a living out of it...nowadyas its hoppers rather than tubes...

any questions about any machine lemme know ill tell u all i know, lets just say i live by the seaside, and had been playing proffesionally from 16 till a year ago


Well theyre still old tube machines roud here,the one in the pub can always see the tubes through the glass.And the coins stacked up in the tubes.
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i dont know how to play them and i dont want to! funniest was when my mate decided to play one which "always pays out" and after puttin like £30 and gettin jack shit he stormed off, got in his car and fucked off and left 3 of us stood on the prom like cunts!
i just tell my mates to give me the money and i'll but a pint cos then at least one of us will benefit!
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Originally posted by nova_gteuk
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Originally posted by Dan
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its not really that hard to see f its going to pay out or not,if you look through the glass where the fruite are you can see the tubes,if their full,youve won if empty wait for others to play simple as,we do it in the crown pub by me wait for it too fill up. theres also a counter by the coinslot which tells you how many times its payed out so u know if anyone has won anything in the last day or not




LOL maybe back about 5 years ago, when i was making a living out of it...nowadyas its hoppers rather than tubes...

any questions about any machine lemme know ill tell u all i know, lets just say i live by the seaside, and had been playing proffesionally from 16 till a year ago


Well theyre still old tube machines roud here,the one in the pub can always see the tubes through the glass.And the coins stacked up in the tubes.




So what machines do they have round your way? They sound like summit i need 2 get involved with.


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fruit machines are not a good idea to base on trying to make an income lol. spend the money doing an IT course or something lol
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Sometimes go 2's up on a bastard with my mate. Usually end up £3 up
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Sometimes go 2's up on a bastard with my mate.


u shag ure mate
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We both put a quid in at a time. Its what he calls it
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lol, round here thats an invitation for a shag bein a bastard is a child born to an unmarried couple...
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omg
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lol, round here thats an invitation for a shag bein a bastard is a child born to an unmarried couple...

I know, part of our sick humour.
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i used to be bad for bandits hardly play em these days. im gutted if i lose a 5er on them. where as before i could lose £50 and wanna play more.

these days i lose money on online poker
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my mates got one in his garage never uses it im going to see if i can nab it off him
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Ive got a deal or no deal (3 reeler) in my room, but had italian job and monolpoly before, just use it for parties mostly but its fun plus i can get my money back, but do go on bandits a bit, i will put in a bit but i don no when to walk away
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fruit machines are not a good idea to base on trying to make an income lol. spend the money doing an IT course or something lol



if ure sayin u cant make a living out of it, then your wrong... we made anything from 100-1k a week each.. very rare if we was down in a week.

but it was long hours every day, the winnings i mentioned didnt include all the clothes, food, petrol and other bits while we was out on our travels either

if u know what ure doing, there is big big money to be made, its wether u want the skanky life of living in an arcade for 52 weeks of ure life..


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fruit machines are not a good idea to base on trying to make an income lol. spend the money doing an IT course or something lol



if ure sayin u cant make a living out of it, then your wrong... we made anything from 100-1k a week each.. very rare if we was down in a week.

but it was long hours every day, the winnings i mentioned didnt include all the clothes, food, petrol and other bits while we was out on our travels either

if u know what ure doing, there is big big money to be made, its wether u want the skanky life of living in an arcade for 52 weeks of ure life..


i'm intrigued, what did you do? hover around watching people lose then playing?

PS i'm shit on them so not like i'd try and make a living out of them.

[Edited on 01-06-2007 by Carl]
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You can't make a living off fruit machines ffs

Unless you live like the littlest hobo moving from seaside resort to seaside resort scamming all the holiday makers with their heavy wallets.
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wouldnt be to sure i know people who memerise the reels and win most the time.
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My mum used to work for Bell Fruit, she says you wouldn't believe how much money those machines take in per week. She goes mental if she see's any of us going near a fruit machine.
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Originally posted by Dan
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Originally posted by nova_gteuk
its not really that hard to see f its going to pay out or not,if you look through the glass where the fruite are you can see the tubes,if their full,youve won if empty wait for others to play simple as,we do it in the crown pub by me wait for it too fill up. theres also a counter by the coinslot which tells you how many times its payed out so u know if anyone has won anything in the last day or not




LOL maybe back about 5 years ago, when i was making a living out of it...nowadyas its hoppers rather than tubes...

any questions about any machine lemme know ill tell u all i know, lets just say i live by the seaside, and had been playing proffesionally from 16 till a year ago


Well theyre still old tube machines roud here,the one in the pub can always see the tubes through the glass.And the coins stacked up in the tubes.


and ye dan,they have the only fools and horses one in now,they change every 3 months but most have been tubes,with £150 jackpots
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wouldnt be to sure i know people who memerise the reels and win most the time.


Impossible, like any form of gambling whatsoever the fruit machine, the bookie or anything else like that ALWAYS wins.
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You can't make a living off fruit machines ffs

Unless you live like the littlest hobo moving from seaside resort to seaside resort scamming all the holiday makers with their heavy wallets.


ok, consider how many pubs/clubs are in about a 100 mile radius of ure town, consider how many arcades are along yarmouth sea front.. if u can get into a routine of checking/playing at the right time, playing only machines u know runs/manipulations/emptiers on.

and btw, memorising the reels has no bonus 2 the player what so ever


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i like to hustle them. wait for peoplle to put cash in then go in after.

got £4 of 20p off a five pound jackpot one the other day. and £32 from £2 aswell
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wouldnt be to sure i know people who memerise the reels and win most the time.


Impossible, like any form of gambling whatsoever the fruit machine, the bookie or anything else like that ALWAYS wins.



ok a fruit machine pays out 25 maximum jackpot only? correct? WRONG, most machines (well only machines we would play) have a streak of anything upto 250...


correct, the bookies/owners etc make all the money, but machines have to pay out, meaning u let other people play it to make it "ready" then u step in and gfor cheap "run" it


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