Skylined
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Registered: 27th Sep 05
Location: Sideways, Surrey
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Ended up at some random lasses house party.
walked in an made myself a cup of t, ripped a cupboard off the wall in the kitchen and threw it out the window.
then walked round the house pouring the tea down the backs of the all the TVs.
had a fight on her stairs and snapped the banister off
woke up at a mates house wit 2 sky remotes in my pocket
happy days
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Eck
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Registered: 17th Apr 06
Location: Lundin Links, Fife
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quote:
Originally posted by Skylined
Ended up at some random lasses house party.
walked in an made myself a cup of t, ripped a cupboard off the wall in the kitchen and threw it out the window.
then walked round the house pouring the tea down the backs of the all the TVs.
had a fight on her stairs and snapped the banister off
woke up at a mates house wit 2 sky remotes in my pocket
happy days
One man demolition crew? 
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marklaruk
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Registered: 4th Sep 04
Location: Leeds
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sum 1 my bro knows had 2 break into his house as his key didnt work... afew hours later it turned out he had got into next doors house and in a random bed...
police were involved and everything lol
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WATSON
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Registered: 16th Jun 05
Location: Fife, Scotland
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Walking down the local high street saying my Ex gave me everything that i can think off 
Oh yeah also told one police woman she was an ugly bastard
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Ben D
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Registered: 25th Apr 05
Location: South West
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Stood outside a club pissed as a fart with a mate about 4am with my best mate shouting Oink and Slyly snorting like a pig to the Vast amount of police around us for about half an hour till my mate joins in does it once gets jumped on by 3 cops arrested and a nice £80 fine
Also been so bladdered that i couldnt walk the 15 steps to the doors/bogs before throwing up over the dance floor & watching people slip in it  i felt ill the day after
got loads more 
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drax
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Registered: 5th Feb 05
Location: Sittingbourne, Kent
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Threw up walking down some stairs in a club towards the toilets..
It hit a girl in the back..
She didnt notice...
I walked causually to the toilet and felt better, dont mix JD with strongbow.
Later that night, about 5 hours later I end up in the back room of some hotel with the girl who's birthday it was, and she starts trying to get frisky, I go along with it for a while until I remember who it is and that shes a munter!
So i did what anyone else in my position would and proceeded to pretend to pass out / fall back to sleep and ignored her!
[Edited on 29-05-2007 by drax]
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bigdan
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Registered: 4th Jan 07
Location: Jarrow (Newcastle)
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Originally posted by corsabadboy
paid a random for a lift from washington to whitburn at 2am, charged us 30 quid for about 5 miles and he took us to completely the wrong place anyway so we ended up walking anpther mile at least
that was my m8 i think did he make yous go 2 a bank machine 4 the cash ???
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andy1868
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Registered: 22nd Jun 06
Location: Burscough, Lancashire
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acouple of mates are in band, they had been playing a gig in manchester and were due to stay at the organisers house after the gig. the organiser had been delayed so they had to wait outside, acouple of hours later they got bored and decided to break into the house, only for the alarm to go off so they legged it. the police caught up with them and arrested them, they were tested for drugs and one of them came back with traces of cocaine, despite not having actually taken anything
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rossnomore
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Registered: 18th Oct 06
Location: Fife
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tried to do a backflip off a bench and landed on my head, tried to walk to the hospital and collapsed half way from lack of blood! so we had to phone an ambulance, got 4 stitches and concussion number 6! brilliant nite!! 
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Mark1984_SRI
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Registered: 7th Feb 06
Location: Preston
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omfg some of these have cracked me up. I have a couple from my uni first year.
1. We all got extremely drunk one night, and a 3am finish at town wasn't enough. On the way home we had an amazing plan. We went to the local night owl (convenience store) and bought two loafs of bread. Got back to our flat, and after eating bread and ketchup  decided we'd open all of the windows we could in the flat. We then proceeded to make bread-crumbs with the remainder of the bread and spread it throughout the flat. We woke up in the morning with the girls in the flat screaming because there were pigeons in the kitchen 
2. We also used to play 'kitchen ball' this involved placing all of our plates and cups on the edge of the kitchen tables etc. then proceeding to kick a mini football around the kitchen, in the hope that we could avoid the plates etc. with pure skill. This did not happen often.
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Cosmo
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Registered: 29th Mar 01
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Originally posted by rossnomore
tried to do a backflip off a bench and landed on my head, tried to walk to the hospital and collapsed half way from lack of blood! so we had to phone an ambulance, got 4 stitches and concussion number 6! brilliant nite!!
you collapsed from lack of blood yet only needed 4 stiches
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jamie-lee
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Registered: 27th Jun 03
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came home from a late night out fallen asleep outside the wrong house after knocking the door frantically for 20 mins
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Linch
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Registered: 4th May 06
Location: Whickham, Tyne and Wear
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Last day of collage, we hit the pup at 12, i was in the village all day, after making it to the last pub and having a few more drinks, this lad i got talking to bought me another drink, then went to the toilet, i had a bit to drink out of it, then ended up puking back into the glass, no one had seen me do it, so when my other mates had got back from the Indians, i told one of them i had bought them a pint and it was on the bar, they went over and drank out of it, not realising. then they did and puked back into the glass as well
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taylorboosh
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Registered: 3rd Apr 07
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it was physco, or mark heslop, he is a m8 of a m8, not arsed coz i didnt pay the dan
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Mather.16v
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Registered: 1st Nov 04
Location: Stockport
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quote:
Originally posted by Skylined
Ended up at some random lasses house party.
walked in an made myself a cup of t, ripped a cupboard off the wall in the kitchen and threw it out the window.
then walked round the house pouring the tea down the backs of the all the TVs.
had a fight on her stairs and snapped the banister off
woke up at a mates house wit 2 sky remotes in my pocket
happy days
deserved it imo
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JM Curdy
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Registered: 20th Jan 05
Location: Stranraer, Scotland
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were to start lol,
woke up naked in the hallway at the hotel in magalluf with a green thong around me head, woke up in a skip at 10am lol, woke up at some randoms house 30miles away from mine on their leather couch naked! heard from them a few days later and seemingly i had got up and took a pish all over there tv and sky box lol and just the last week i tripped and fell thru a shop window got up and did a runner only to fall over and get caught by the police and cuffed for the night lol
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RPM
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Registered: 20th Nov 05
Location: Henbury, Bristol
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many things, I remember one night after mass drinking I had an arguement with the missus then proceeded to steal a scooter from a garden and go like fucker in a big circle then get of and run into a post causing one big motherfucking lump.
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Rachael 1985
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Registered: 3rd May 07
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rossnomore
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Registered: 18th Oct 06
Location: Fife
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quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
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Originally posted by rossnomore
tried to do a backflip off a bench and landed on my head, tried to walk to the hospital and collapsed half way from lack of blood! so we had to phone an ambulance, got 4 stitches and concussion number 6! brilliant nite!!
you collapsed from lack of blood yet only needed 4 stiches
after a lot of alcohol and a pretty fuckin long walk, yes lol
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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Tried to run away from the police and was actually running on the spot
Woke up in nick after not knowing what i'd done, still don't
Woke up in an abandoned van with most of my clothes missing. Had to walk down the street semi naked to my mates flat (rough ass area) with a cement bag over me saw a few old women and scared the shit out of them
One of my mates found my shoes next to a wall about 30 ft from the van placed together perfectly (must have been thinking I was getting undressed at home )
Blocked a main road off with all signs etc.
Woke up on my kitchen floor a few times
Not done so much lately seem to be not getting as drunk now (probably about time too)
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Matt L
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Registered: 17th Apr 06
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quote:
Originally posted by Tom
Tried to run away from the police and was actually running on the spot
ROFL
some quality replies in here lol.
iv never really bin off my head yet. so no stupid things from me.
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Beardo
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Registered: 19th Oct 04
Location: Kelsall, Cheshire
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was sleep at me mates house quite few of us.. i got up in my sleep pissed all over his telly, dvd, video player and sky box breaking them all. one of me mates and his bird even saw me do it but said it was too funny to stop me and they let me lie back down go to sleep and face the consequences in the mornin when i got up!!
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LeeM
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Registered: 26th Sep 05
Location: Liverpool
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i threw up on someones back in a club in town, stood there and looked fine, then just chucked up, he didnt notice straight away and my mate dragged me off, then this guys mate pointed it out and he went mental!
i only know this because i saw it on video, cant remember it even after watchin it!
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sxibeast
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Registered: 6th Aug 03
Location: Milton Keynes
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i was "a little worse for wear" sunday night/monday morning after a night of random drinks and cocktails.....i was found by my mum with my head in the sink, filling the peanut butter jar up with puked up pizza and kebab erm, oops! I got told all about it the next day, whilst my 12 year old sister mocked me never again (until next weekend!) 
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Robin
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Registered: 7th Jan 04
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Me and 2 of my mates got stopped by the police after walking 4 miles along a main road, singing all the way, they asked where we'd been and I said 'Fishing', even though we had no rods
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